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VonGlaus
02-09-09, 01:33 AM
I did search for "alarm" "yelling" and "screaming" and did not find an answer. I'd love to be proven wrong. But this is really irritating:

Is anyone else out there bothered by the fact that our boats are crewed with the biggest bunch of ninnies since the SS Minnow? I'm referring to the screaming and alarums that happen on the slightest provocation.

Now, I've spent almost all my adult life in occupations that expect the worker to deal with stress in a controlled manner (10 years Army, 15 years Fire Department). The newest rookie on my crew knows not to yell and scream on the radio. As the Captain, I'm expected to say things like, "Dispatch, we're on scene of a 5-story apartment complex, fire blowing out the first floor, residents jumping from the upper floors, let's upgrade this to a second alarm." or "Dispatch, we're on scene of a 50 acre brush fire pushed by wind, 200 houses threatened in the next 10 minutes." without my voice raising a notch. Anybody who gets to screaming or just plain being excited is chastised severely* by his peers.

Now, the Army was the same way. Scream for a fire mission and you'd get a laconic, "calm down and say again all, over". I read once that the Navy Pilot's biggest grief with "Top Gun" was how they made the characters so excited when in air combat.

So the sub service can't be that different, right? If my XO consistently replied to my calm, "Okay, the Betty is coming right at us, let's crash dive." with "CRASH DIVE!!! CRASH DIVE!!! OH MY GAWD, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" I'd bounce that sucker off the boat first chance I could get.

So anyway, after all my rambling, is there a mod out there to calm down the crew effects? I do understand it would be a huge undertaking, just wonder if someone has done so?

*chastised? we still make jokes about a guy who retired 5 years ago that was notorious for panic via radio. His nickname was "spinner" - if you nailed one boot down he'd spin in a circle screaming, "SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!"

vanjast
02-09-09, 10:21 AM
That is because the Navy's been recruiting...
http://www.hotmixradio.fr/pictures/VILLAGE%20PEOPLE%20-%20In%20the%20Navy.jpg

Webster
02-09-09, 10:34 AM
search for sound mods, some mods help and you can learn how they are done so you can do your own sounds to taste

Sailor Steve
02-09-09, 11:45 AM
Any of several sound editing programs can be downloaded for free. The one I'm most familiar with is www.goldwave.com (http://www.goldwave.com). With it you can find the .ogg files from the speech folders and blank the ones you don't want. This is what I did for my SH3 files, which have the same annoying screaming, sighing and whining.

Munchausen
02-09-09, 01:15 PM
The newest rookie on my crew knows not to yell and scream on the radio.

:roll: Try it without a radio.

NEON DEON
02-09-09, 04:29 PM
The newest rookie on my crew knows not to yell and scream on the radio.

:roll: Try it without a radio.
http://www.maritime.org/tour/img/tcr3.jpg

Just pull the right one;)

Munchausen
02-10-09, 12:34 PM
:cool: That would make a good mod for ST Bridge Commander ... manual cranks for green, yellow and red alert.

thyro
02-10-09, 12:46 PM
:cool: That would make a good mod for ST Bridge Commander ... manual cranks for green, yellow and red alert.

Now thats is a nice idea...

Would be nice to have SH* Bridge Commander ... to issue commands to the crew (and with a crew with 2cm of AI to do their own function) rather than have to press buttons for something to happen.

:hmmm:

Torpex752
02-10-09, 05:22 PM
You are right, submariners dont yell or scream like that. The only time I found myself yelling was when I was in an OBA or and EAB trying to get my hose team to charge the hose in a drill and thats because you are yelling into a mask!

Frank

pythos
02-22-09, 01:03 PM
I think what it is is that when your boat's hull is damaged, or a piece of equipment is slightly damaged, your crew yell. It is an oversight as far as I can tell.

There should be a way of having a time limit placed on the screaming period.

As far as the Alarm or Crash Dive is concerned OF COURSE THEY SCREAMED, the boat was usually in a bad situation, such as an aircraft bearing down on them, or a warship seeing them. This would constitute a very rushed and controlled period. Orders would get called loudly, bells would be ringing, klaxtons sounding, and of course tanks flooding, probably flooding the entire ship with the roar of water. Not to mention the controlled chaos of engines going flank, then shutting down, induction valves closing, in the case of the U-boats, crews running to the bow (It would seem this was not just added to Das Boot). I would think this would merit rather loud conversations.

Now, what I don't like is the pannic ridden voice when the boat has what amounts to a scratch on the hull (hull percentage less than 100 percent) and the screaming continue until the boat pulls into dock.