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raymond6751
01-14-09, 04:26 PM
:D
This mod cannot be used if you have women or children at home. For that matter, dogs too. Also, you must be retired or unemployed.

Installation instructions: Open head and insert sense of humour, imagination, determination, and attitude.

How to use: For the duration of your patrol, which must be run in 1X time:

1> No shaving, bathing, nor showers.
2> No grocery shopping, including order in foods.
3> No doing any laundry.
4> No flushing toilets when in contact with enemy forces.
5> No hot meals when in stormy weather or in action with a DC attack.
6> No sending nor opening mail - including email.
7> No phonecalls in or out, including text messaging.
8> Sleep only in 4 hour increments.
9> Keep a log of every course and depth change, and sightings, weather.
10> End patrol by moving right up to the dock, no quick end near port.

Enjoy and report results (at end of patrol).
:lol:

TarJak
01-14-09, 04:43 PM
Does the mod come with ice cold water spray being applied to your face at regular intervals?

AH_Thor
01-14-09, 04:45 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Regards :up:

Weiss Pinguin
01-14-09, 05:14 PM
11) Keep a sprinker or hose near your computer - Next time you take a hit turn it on to simulate leaks/flooding

Just a small addon for those interested ;)

mainexpress
01-14-09, 05:21 PM
Step 1.We Admitted That We Were Computer Gaming {Subsim Addicts} And Our Lives Have Become Unmanageable/ We have 11 Steps to Go....Cmon We All Know We Need Help!.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sailor Steve
01-14-09, 07:28 PM
Step 1.We Admitted That We Were Computer Gaming {Subsim Addicts} And Our Lives Have Become Unmanageable/ We have 11 Steps to Go....Cmon We All Know We Need Help!.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I resemble that remark! I'm not an addict!


No, I'm not!




Not, not, not!:dead:

Awful Smutje
01-14-09, 07:34 PM
Where is the link? :doh:

A Very Super Market
01-14-09, 07:38 PM
What about the group of sweaty, smelly, and rude strangers constantly shouting in your ear?

Awful Smutje
01-14-09, 07:41 PM
And what about keeping explosives in your basement?

Letum
01-14-09, 08:36 PM
Story of my life.

Philipp_Thomsen
01-14-09, 08:40 PM
So if we are killed in action... ?

TarJak
01-14-09, 09:01 PM
Unfortunately that is the undocumented feature when playing DiD...:dead:

yamato9
01-14-09, 10:14 PM
1 .If killed (drowned) then tie up your arms and legs, and then jump in bath full of water.

2. If killed (by gun fire) then blow your face off with gun.

3. Simulation of -Fire in engine room- will be totaly interesting...:arrgh!:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Weiss Pinguin
01-15-09, 12:33 AM
Step 1.We Admitted That We Were Computer Gaming {Subsim Addicts} And Our Lives Have Become Unmanageable/ We have 11 Steps to Go....Cmon We All Know We Need Help!.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I resemble that remark!
lol :lol:


Sorry, had to say it.