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SUBMAN1

12-17-08, 03:17 PM

A HERO of a GREETER!

A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

Task Force

12-17-08, 03:22 PM

:rotfl: It is a merical.:rotfl:

SteamWake

12-17-08, 03:27 PM

LOL if only true..

She will of course lose her job over that. :oops:

Frame57

12-17-08, 07:32 PM

:rotfl:

FIREWALL

12-17-08, 07:43 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

HunterICX

12-17-08, 08:05 PM

:rotfl:Nice one!

HunterICX

nikimcbee

12-18-08, 12:48 AM

So who's the father?:o

1480

12-18-08, 01:28 AM

So who's the father?:o

You or Kaptain Phillips, either way we are arsed, frocked....

SteamWake

12-18-08, 12:27 PM

So who's the father?:o

Probably Fathers... plural :p

Task Force

12-18-08, 04:22 PM

So who's the father?:o
Probably Fathers... plural :p
That would be a Medical merical. :rotfl:(and just creepy.)

SteamWake

12-18-08, 05:22 PM

So who's the father?:o
Probably Fathers... plural :p
That would be a Medical merical. :rotfl:(and just creepy.)

You've never watched Jerry Springer I guess :rotfl:

Hylander_1314

12-18-08, 05:50 PM

LOL if only true..

She will of course lose her job over that. :oops:

She didn't say Merry Christmas, so she should be fine.

Captain Vlad

12-18-08, 06:08 PM

I've seen people do lots worse at Wal-Mart and get away with it.

Task Force

12-18-08, 06:45 PM

So who's the father?:o
Probably Fathers... plural :p
That would be a Medical merical. :rotfl:(and just creepy.)
You've never watched Jerry Springer I guess :rotfl:

You are not the father.:lol: and nither are you. so if it isnt you and it isnt you.... WHO THE H*** IS!!!:rotfl:

Monica Lewinsky

12-18-08, 07:33 PM

Well I live in the Chicago suburbs. Went on a trip to Atlanta suburbs, got greeted at the WalMart to get some stuff with "Hey, Mr Mister want a buggy?".

Said to myself "WTF, I have no kids".

She was asking if I wanted a SHOPPING CART.

'sutherners talk , I guess. They just seem not to speak English in the South.