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ppk
12-04-08, 01:57 AM
It's Op. Paukenschlag... I was patrolling the East coast, on my way to try to raid Norfolk when I found these two idiots from a contact report. They COULD NOT sail straight!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/DevilBean/SH3Img4-12-2008_12122_274.jpg
I was so confused trying to figure out what the hell they were doing I saved and left, turned on map contact updates and came back (no ctd, yay!!!). Plotted their position over time .... No wonder I couldn't figure it out. :o
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/DevilBean/SH3Img4-12-2008_15112_273.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/DevilBean/SH3Img4-12-2008_15116_485.jpg

Does anyone know if Bernard has American cousins? That could explain a lot of things :hmm:

Peace.

Mittelwaechter
12-04-08, 08:52 AM
Nelson and Perry Bernard? The sailor twins?

http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/ehojxmn/BernardTrockenwasser.jpg

You'll find a Bernard in any country!

Lagger123987
12-04-08, 08:55 AM
Seem like there making the double helix, SH3 style.

ekempey
12-04-08, 10:48 AM
Is it just me, or are those ships doing a Thatch Weave?

ppk
12-04-08, 01:55 PM
Kinda makes me think of the pictures of ADN chains in biology books.

Mittelwaechter, is that for real? Dehydrated water?? :doh:

Mittelwaechter
12-04-08, 03:12 PM
Some campers won't leave without it!

This product is even covered by U.S. Patent Office Trademark No. 898826!



:D


In some countries you can sell whatever you want...
http://img3.imagebanana.com/img/mc6inx2m/dietwater.jpg
Let's make money!

Sailor Steve
12-04-08, 04:08 PM
What does the diet water do? Take calories OFF?:rotfl:

johnm
12-04-08, 05:57 PM
It's obvious!

You've heard of heavy water? Well this is Lite Water! Water with the Water removed! Easy. Reduces transport costs and ensures minimum storage space required.

BasilY
12-04-08, 07:24 PM
Seem like there making the double helix, SH3 style.

I think they call it the rolling scissors in the Air Force.

ppk
12-04-08, 07:33 PM
In this case, flat scissors.

They didn't take off :P

Brag
12-05-08, 01:16 PM
One of the captains is Franklin Deanus Bernard :roll: