View Full Version : Ouch! suspected thief gets impaled on fence spike
HunterICX
10-03-08, 09:59 AM
:dead: Now the photo on the website can be disturbing, be warned
Ouch! This suspected thief was impaled on fence spike for TWO hours after losing his footing while trying to clamber into a museum in South Africa.
Link: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/10/02/suspected-thief-impaled-on-fence-spike-for-two-hours-115875-20766806/
having looked at the photo, well when he takes a dump on the toillet it will be going a lot easier....:88)
HunterICX
Perhaps a deserving result for a thief. :D
Certainly not a deserving result for a human. :(
Digital_Trucker
10-03-08, 10:38 AM
He said he was in no pain because he was drunk? I want some of whatever he was drinking:rotfl:It must be a pretty potent anaesthetic:D
Jimbuna
10-03-08, 10:41 AM
Talk about the anal retentive :o
FIREWALL
10-03-08, 12:12 PM
He'll be the butt of alot of jokes I'll bet. :lol:
He'll be the butt of alot of jokes I'll bet.
Ba-dum-TISH!
SteamWake
10-03-08, 12:23 PM
Graphical representation of the phrase "Tearing him a new one" :oops:
Talk about the anal retentive :o
Ahahahahahahahahah:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good one Jimbuna:up: !
Talk about the anal retentive :o
Ahahahahahahahahah:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good one Jimbuna:up: !
...I don't get it.
I mean, I suppose the word anal is always funny, but is that the joke?
He's gonna have more than babilas (sp?) to worry about in the morning!! :lol:
SS107.9MHz
10-05-08, 11:32 AM
Talk about the anal retentive :o
Ahahahahahahahahah:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good one Jimbuna:up: !
...I don't get it.
I mean, I suppose the word anal is always funny, but is that the joke?
Huh? Anal Retention analogy, was something lost in translation? Oh wait... Analogy :lol:... The bumm puns cannot be stopped!!!
...I don't get it.
I mean, I suppose the word anal is always funny, but is that the joke?
He's being retained by the ass?
Frame57
10-05-08, 12:19 PM
The guy looks like Stevo on the 'Jackass' series trying to do a stunt...
mrbeast
10-05-08, 04:40 PM
The guy looks like Stevo on the 'Jackass' series trying to do a stunt...
Yup certainly a Jackass!
Hope he didn't sober up to quickly seeing as his drinking was keeping the pain at bay.......otherwise thats going to sting! :doh: :huh:
When the wrought iron fences are barbed, the fire department has to cut the tine off so the hospital has to surgically remove it from said idiot. Still nothing beats the copper thieves who attempt to remove the cables from electric transformers..... as Debbie Boone once sang: You light up my life.
I doubt that he'd be a thief (in the act of) since he was drunk, all I can say is ... Poor Basted!:oops: Damn that had to hurt!:dead:
Hylander_1314
10-05-08, 09:39 PM
Play with fire, expect to be burned. Hop across an iron fence, and expect to lose your virginity.
Serves him right. People like this are a waste of oxygen.
Jimbuna
10-06-08, 07:47 AM
When the wrought iron fences are barbed, the fire department has to cut the tine off so the hospital has to surgically remove it from said idiot. Still nothing beats the copper thieves who attempt to remove the cables from electric transformers..... as Debbie Boone once sang: You light up my life.
LOL :rotfl:
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