Stupid manual writers

[SUBMAN1]

I went out and picked up a new BBQ today, and I'm sitting here reading the manual and I am really wondering - Do these manual writers honestly think we are completely stupid? This is a Weber by the way, so you know where this statement comes from:

Note - Prolonged tank run time lessons tank life.

Duh! I mean really! If you can probably read that statement, then I'd be willing to bet that you have near 100% chance that you could figure this out all on your own!

That's just one! Here is another!:

Warning: Do not lean over open barbecue while lighting.

And another:

Warning: Do not hold hand directly above burner when manually lighting.

Give me a break! There are a ton in this thing like this! Figured I'd share a few so at least a few people could have a good smirk over it.

-S

[Thomen]

I went out and picked up a new BBQ today, and I'm sitting here reading the manual and I am really wondering - Do these manual writers honestly think we are completely stupid? This is a Weber by the way, so you know where this statement comes from:

Note - Prolonged tank run time lessons tank life.
Duh! I mean really! If you can probably read that statement, then I'd be willing to bet that you have near 100% chance that you could figure this out all on your own!

That's just one! Here is another!:

Warning: Do not lean over open barbecue while lighting.
And another:

Warning: Do not hold hand directly above burner when manually lighting.
Give me a break! There are a ton in this thing like this! Figured I'd share a few so at least a few people could have a good smirk over it.

-S

I suggest reading the Darwin Awards... that ought to enlight you as far as why goes =)

[antikristuseke]

There is a ton of realyl silly stuff in manuals indeed, but it is there because there are people stupid ennough to do that, get injured and then sue the company for damages because the manual didnt state that this would be a bad idea. Some of those silly lawsuits have been won by those idiots so companies try to cover all possibilities to avoid liability.
My personal favorites are chainsaw manuals where they tell you not to stop a working chainsaw with any part of your body:doh:

[Stealth Hunter]

I love the Chinese manuals...

If you squint hard enough, it gives the characters this cool 3D effect.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Y'know, this would be funny if there wasn't a valid reason for having such stupid instructions.

I'll leave it at that before I begin complaining about all the idiots who have hurt themselves in some outrageously stupid way and filed a lawsuit.:roll:

[Platapus]

Back when I was in EOD there were safety precautions in all our tech manuals. One that always amused us was:

"Do not eat or ingest explosives"

Why would they need to put that in a tech manual?

Well in 1982, Sra Jeff M. heard the stories about how SF personnel in Viet Nam used to "chew C4" to get a buzz. Being stupid he did not bother to further research the chemistry involved.

One day Jeff was either

1. Drunk on duty and he got a hold of some C4 - very bad situation
2. Drunk off duty and stole some C4 - very bad situation.

The details were not clear as I was not present. But in any case there was the combination of an idiot, alcohol, and C4 explosives. This does not bode well for humanity.

Jeff took a bite out of the C4 like you would bite off a piece of a baby ruth bar. He chewed and swallowed a mouthful of C4.

When we heard the crash we found him in convulsions and had to medevac him off the range. Our Team Chief wanted to stick a blasting cap up his butt to see if he would propagate.

We never wondered why the tech manuals stated "do not eat or ingest explosives" as there are people who will do it.:nope:

[antikristuseke]

I remember reading somewhere that ingesting C4 was done in Vietnam to induce illness to get sent away from combat zones.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Back when I was in EOD there were safety precautions in all our tech manuals. One that always amused us was:

"Do not eat or ingest explosives"



HAHAHA! I like the claymores that have "This Side Towards Enemy" on them.

[Wolfehunter]

Their making it dumb proof so there is no excuse when it blows up in your face. This way their not liable for the error the person makes. Their trying to cover there rearends hehehe.

Ya I love reading manuals;) ....Not.:up:

[SUBMAN1]

OK, I get the safety stuff. What about the tank one? Duh! Running your tank for long periods of time will drain it? Come on already! :D

-S

[Digital_Trucker]

OK, I get the safety stuff. What about the tank one? Duh! Running your tank for long periods of time will drain it? Come on already! :D

-S

Are they talking about the life of the contents of the tank or the life of the tank itself?

[SUBMAN1]

OK, I get the safety stuff. What about the tank one? Duh! Running your tank for long periods of time will drain it? Come on already! :D

-S
Are they talking about the life of the contents of the tank or the life of the tank itself?
The contents! Believe that! This BBQ uses the small camping propane bottles that are throw away! Hahahaha! This is an awesome BBQ though. Uses the propane to light the charcoal - no lighter fluid in your food! I'm a big advocate of BBQ'ing with charcoal. Gas may be easy, but no real flavor! Check it (That gold nozzle is where the propane bottle screws in and under that semi see through cover are the valve and lighting controls):

http://www.weber.com/bbq/img/Performer_large.jpg

http://www.weber.com/bbq/pub/grill/2007/charcoal/Performer.aspx


-S

[Digital_Trucker]

My bad.:oops: Thought we were talking about the good old "gas grill" rather than a gas lit charcoal grill. Looks like a nice one:up: I've always favored charcoal, as well. Oh wait, should I have said that? Is there some ecological ramification of using charcoal?:D

[HunterICX]

It's not Stupid manual writers, they are forced to...because dumb people sue them when they burn their fingers thanks to their own stupidity.

I.E:
Well did you lean over the BBQ when you lighten it?
Yes, but IT DIDNT SAY IN THE MANUAL I COULDNT!

HunterICX

[SUBMAN1]

...Oh wait, should I have said that? Is there some ecological ramification of using charcoal?:DJust doing my part to help avoid the coming Ice Age! :D :p

-S

[Foxtrot]

Do you see any warning text over your keyboard? Like using keyboard too much will hurt your fingers :damn:

[Digital_Trucker]

Do you see any warning text over your keyboard? Like using keyboard too much will hurt your fingers :damn:

Nah, but there's a disclaimer in the paperwork that came with it:rotfl:

[SUBMAN1]

I think I've got this thing nailed. I've got a stable temp at 260 F and doing some ribs right now. I will raise it to 300 F for the finish.

Still an experiment in progress.

-S

[Happy Times]

I got a new gas grill this summer that has those cast iron parts that dont stick.
Ive never seen the really big BBQs for sale here. The kind with fridges and everything, those would sell well if the price would be right.
What is the price range in those in US?

[Happy Times]

Found a pic.:)

http://www.cello-info.com/docs/tuotekuvat/16/6410404714955.jpg

[jumpy]

Do you see any warning text over your keyboard? Like using keyboard too much will hurt your fingers :damn:
More or less, yes:

IMPORTANT NOTICE
For somfortable and safe use, read Safety and Comfort guide.
www dot hp dot com/ergo

:roll:

[Blacklight]

You know darn well that there are idiots out there who will burn their hands/arms/eyebrows/genitals... etc.. off without those specific instructions in there. And then they'd sue the company that made the grill and probably win a multi-million dollar settlement. Heck, there are people who probably will do all of the above even with the enclosed manual. :nope:

[SUBMAN1]

I got a new gas grill this summer that has those cast iron parts that dont stick.
Ive never seen the really big BBQs for sale here. The kind with fridges and everything, those would sell well if the price would be right.
What is the price range in those in US?As much as you are willing to spend. A Stainless Steel BBQ can run you $400 to $4000 no problem.

Never saw one with a fridge that wasn't a permanent part of a patio deck before.

-S