AntEater
08-25-08, 12:25 PM
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A guy is selling they keys for a Ferrari his (now ex) wife crashed, complete with a breakdown of total marriage costs and photos of the ferrari
Rough translation:
I'm selling my old original Ferrari keys, originally belonging to a Ferrari 360 Modena wrecked by my ex wife.
She managed to crash this Ferrari, bought by money earned through hard, honest work in a 30 km/h limit zone in Stuttgart. Economic total loss, estimated damage 120.000 Euros.
Then I should've realized that my wife is an economic total loss as well...
The car was insured, but my wife was driving intoxicated (at 2 pm!) and the insurance refused to cover the damage
My laywer advised against a lawsuit and for a divorce.
Back to Stuttgart. We live in Düsseldorf (roundabout 400 km from from Stuttgart) and I wanted to know what she was doing in Stuttgart. "A surprise for you" was her answer. A surprise it was, as I found out she was visiting her lover.
In four years of marriage, my wife cost me roundabout 800.000 Euros, Divorce not included.
These roughly break down in:
Shoes: 50.000€
Clothes: 200.000€
Ferrari: 185.000€
Insurance: 12.000€
Gas: 30.000€
Jewelry: 200.000€
Furniture etc.: 250.000€
Hair, Cosmetics and all that: 30.000€
Plastic surgery: 70.000€
Article is sold "as is"
Sadly this clause was not included in my marriage as well...
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
A guy is selling they keys for a Ferrari his (now ex) wife crashed, complete with a breakdown of total marriage costs and photos of the ferrari
Rough translation:
I'm selling my old original Ferrari keys, originally belonging to a Ferrari 360 Modena wrecked by my ex wife.
She managed to crash this Ferrari, bought by money earned through hard, honest work in a 30 km/h limit zone in Stuttgart. Economic total loss, estimated damage 120.000 Euros.
Then I should've realized that my wife is an economic total loss as well...
The car was insured, but my wife was driving intoxicated (at 2 pm!) and the insurance refused to cover the damage
My laywer advised against a lawsuit and for a divorce.
Back to Stuttgart. We live in Düsseldorf (roundabout 400 km from from Stuttgart) and I wanted to know what she was doing in Stuttgart. "A surprise for you" was her answer. A surprise it was, as I found out she was visiting her lover.
In four years of marriage, my wife cost me roundabout 800.000 Euros, Divorce not included.
These roughly break down in:
Shoes: 50.000€
Clothes: 200.000€
Ferrari: 185.000€
Insurance: 12.000€
Gas: 30.000€
Jewelry: 200.000€
Furniture etc.: 250.000€
Hair, Cosmetics and all that: 30.000€
Plastic surgery: 70.000€
Article is sold "as is"
Sadly this clause was not included in my marriage as well...
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: