It's been proven, drinking makes you more attractive...

[TarJak]

Just get your friends to put their beer goggles on:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/relationships/beer-goggles-theory-proven-true/2008/08/14/1218307075681.html

[Monica Lewinsky]

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/beergirl.gif



http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/It's_a_man_thing.wmv

[Platapus]

Man: You are ugly

Woman: You are drunk

Man: But I will be sober in the morning

With a tip of the hat to Winston

[Platapus]

Do you know the difference between a pretty woman and a ugly woman?

A pretty woman make us buy beer

A ugly woman makes us drink beer - Al Bundy

[Jimbuna]

Middle-aged woman looks in the mirror. "God, I look old, fat and ugly," she says to her hubby, "pay me a compliment, dear."

Hubby says, "your fecking eyesight's good!"

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/drunkcob.gif

[STEED]

Lots of booze and you will need a small blue pill to..........:roll:

The joy of waking up in some womens vomit who then charges you for a jolly night and your next stop the clap clinic.

[Jimbuna]

Lots of booze and you will need a small blue pill to..........:roll:

The joy of waking up in some womens vomit who then charges you for a jolly night and your next stop the clap clinic.

That reminds me of a saying:

"I've never been to bed with a dog in my life....but I've woke up with a few"

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/drunkcob.gif

[Sailor Steve]

Willie Nelson: "I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few".
-I Went To Bed At Two With A Ten And Woke Up At Ten With A Two