The US Gov. is working on it......................

[SUBMAN1]

U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem. After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
Fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and Suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and Fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the
U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem

[NEON DEON]

U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem. After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
Fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and Suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and Fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the
U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem

Que?

[bookworm_020]

I speak Australian, so I'm Ok!:up:

[V.C. Sniper]

^ You speak Australian English, therefore you are not safe.

[baggygreen]

no in-glish here mate, yob is the way to go!:D

[darius359au]

Youse shouds all lern to speak yob :lol:

[Schroeder]

I speak Australian, so I'm Ok!:up:
Can confirm that. I once was at the Northern Territorry and had a very hard time to understand some people there.:dead:

[darius359au]

I speak Australian, so I'm Ok!:up:
Can confirm that. I once was at the Northern Territory and had a very hard time to understand some people there.:dead:

Try Queensland , some of them make Territorian's sound like English Literature majors ;):rotfl:

[Raptor1]

Adasfjvln afdoniopcxsa afdsadfon~dsai~fdsaipjafumoafsdip

(Babelfish) Good is thing only I to speaking Raptorian (afdoniopcxsa)

afieneplf a'asdcmzx~~sadf?

[jpm1]

bon alors y faut que je fasses ce post en français pour préserver ma santé :rotfl:

[antikristuseke]

Järelikult meil eesti keelt kõnelevatel inimestel pole tarvis millegi pärast muretseda.

[Tchocky]

Ní thuigim :)

[Geno_Mariner]

Dat is hilarisch! Ik eet wat dan ook in ieder geval :lol:

[Von Tonner]

Dit is nie 'n probleem vir my as ek net Afrikaans praat dan:rotfl:

[Seth8530]

No habla ingles yo habla espanol

[Biggles]

I can speak English! I learn it from a booooook.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/25/icon_cover2_nov26,0.jpg

[Raptor1]

I can speak English! I learn it from a booooook.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/25/icon_cover2_nov26,0.jpg

ADFSAUB ASDUIFNCXCVUHSUEA FESANUFFUMOAFDS!

KILL THE INFIDEL!

[STEED]

I can speak English! I learn it from a booooook.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/25/icon_cover2_nov26,0.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX85Y5Zb7sw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX85Y5Zb7sw):rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Biggles]

Gotta love the Major!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[LtCmdrRat]

I speak Brooklynese, even South Brooklynese with British accent.
As soon as I started to speak in local language ( aborigines call it American English) I started to gain weight , then i started to use british pronunciation in several words and I lost 10 pounds.

[August]

I speak English and just last July suffered a heart attack. What more proof could anyone need?

[LtCmdrRat]

I hope you getting better. I dare to give you stupid advice , i hope you forgive me for that. Stop watching any TV news ( FOX/CNN etc) and have a long walks on the ocean shore ( preferably with your dog, best companion, who always will share all your ideas, and you re finally a God for it).
My dog was bilingual . She barked fluently in 2 languages and reached human level of 77 years( 11 dog's) . She ate everything, smoked passively a lot, shared my love forl ong legs creatures.
P.S. Start speak in British way ;-)