Man caught having sex with picnic table

[Von Tonner]

ON a picnic table I can understand - but TO a picnic table??!!!:huh:


"Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/03/28/wpicnic.jpgMr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate morningsThe alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.
The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.
Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=A1&xml=/news/2008/03/28/npicnic128.xml

[STEED]

Well it could be worse, he could be a dog shagger or a farm animal shagger.

[DeepIron]

Hey, it was consentual! The table didn't complain... only the neighbor! Besides, what was the neighbr doing spying on this guy in the first place? ;)

[silentrunner]

Once again I must use this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS9_uMwt-lA

[DeepIron]

Hey silentrunner... downside your graphic will ya? I gotta scroll 2/3 the way down the page to get to the next posts...

[Sonarman]

We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike! (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml)

[Brag]

A guy with bad table manners :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Etienne]

I really can't see what this discussion brings to the table.

[Tchocky]

Reminds of that British fellow and his bicycle.

[AVGWarhawk]

I wonder if he is partial to end tables?

[stabiz]

In other news, a Norwegian pop star/known musician was caught masturbating in the middle of Norways second largest city by the police last night. His response was:

"It`s all a misunderstanding, I was peeing.":rotfl:

Linky for those who can read Norwegian:
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=513551

[Platapus]

I think you can name pretty much any object and there will be at least one person in the world who "likes" it.

Actually I don't have a problem with a guy who "likes" picnic tables but he needs to get one for him to use in private.

In private, do anything you want to your picnic table, but not in public.

So the next time you stop by a public picnic table and you see that white stuff, don't automatically blame the pigeons.

ewwwwww

[Jimbuna]

We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike! (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/14/nbikesex114.xml)

Sounds like kratos to me http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1817/thinkbigsw1yo4.gif




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[Von Tonner]

When I was a kid my parents would admonish me with "sit up straight and take your elbows off the table"

In his case it probably was "stop panting and take your balls off the table"

[mrbeast]

When I was a kid my parents would admonish me with "sit up straight and take your elbows off the table"

In his case it probably was "stop panting and take your balls off the table"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Wolfehunter]

:hmm:You know and I'm sorry if some people might get offended but Hitler had a way in dealing with sicko people like this.:-?

Front lines or the needle. :roll:

Near a school what a $%^$:shifty:

[AVGWarhawk]

In other news, a Norwegian pop star/known musician was caught masturbating in the middle of Norways second largest city by the police last night. His response was:

"It`s all a misunderstanding, I was peeing.":rotfl:

Linky for those who can read Norwegian:
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=513551


Well.....most guys shake it once or twice after a leak....shaking it repeatedly is something all together different.

[Jimbuna]

In other news, a Norwegian pop star/known musician was caught masturbating in the middle of Norways second largest city by the police last night. His response was:

"It`s all a misunderstanding, I was peeing.":rotfl:

Linky for those who can read Norwegian:
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=513551


Well.....most guys shake it once or twice after a leak....shaking it repeatedly is something all together different.

LMAO http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img152/9959/rollingaroundlaughingly2.gif

[MothBalls]

In other news, a Norwegian pop star/known musician was caught masturbating in the middle of Norways second largest city by the police last night. His response was:

"It`s all a misunderstanding, I was peeing.":rotfl:

Linky for those who can read Norwegian:
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=513551

But he shook it more than three times....

[Skybird]

Where there is a will, there is a way.

[Hylander_1314]

It takes all kinds.........................:nope: :roll:

[HunterICX]

:oWell....o.k,
we knew we had some crazy people..but this?

HunterICX

[AVGWarhawk]

He could have a hell of good time with this:

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q62/avgwarhawk/M13392.jpg


Gee fellas, I pegged 40 tonight:smug:

[stabiz]

:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :lol:

[HunterICX]

:rotfl::rotfl:

Good one!

HunterICX

[silentrunner]

Hey silentrunner... downside your graphic will ya? I gotta scroll 2/3 the way down the page to get to the next posts...
Done and Done:up::up:

[STEED]

I wonder if these experts will have a say on this one. :hmm:

Mean while here is what they think of Soccer Hooligans. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP2xarcSEW8

[Biggles]

Wha...

Well...

Bu....

If....






HOW!???

[Stealth Hunter]

I would think... that he would be in pain or discomfort of some sort...

[Kapitan_Phillips]

I would imagine splinters would be most discomforting.

[bookworm_020]

I would imagine splinters would be most discomforting.

Darn! You beat me to the line!:-?

[mapuc]

A couples of month ago, a swedish man was arrested, for "rapeing" a bicycle(made for woman)

Markus

[Iceman]

A guy with bad table manners :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:LMAO!!!!!!!

[Tchocky]

A guy with bad table manners :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:LMAO!!!!!!!

That would probably turn him on.

You've been a bad table. A naughty table. I'm going to get out my screwdriver.

:|\\

[bookworm_020]

A guy with bad table manners :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:LMAO!!!!!!!
That would probably turn him on.

You've been a bad table. A naughty table. I'm going to get out my screwdriver.

:|\\

Don't let him loose at IKEA or a furinture shop!:o

[Jimbuna]

He could always be utilised for putting the parasol hole in the tables centre. :lol: