Sorry, but I have to inflict this upon you all...

[jumpy]

An interview with an 80-year-old woman

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

I read this on another forum and thought it was so bad that I just had to share it. :oops: :lol:

[Wolfehunter]

:rotfl: Very rich...good one.:up:

[Zayphod]

An interview with an 80-year-old woman
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

I read this on another forum and thought it was so bad that I just had to share it. :oops: :lol:

:doh:

[silentrunner]

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Brag]

It is bad, very bad, very, very BAD. Aaaaarrgghh :eek: :roll: :eek:. This called inflicting heavy damage. Can I copy it, huh, huh?

[darius359au]

*oh gods ,facepalms* :rotfl:

[Overboard]

Super funny :rotfl: Thanks made my day!

[stabiz]

:huh:

[Sailor Steve]

Well, Brag stole the words right out of my mouth. It's so :down: it :damn: . That makes it :rotfl: and :up: , and maybe even:rock: .

[d@rk51d3]

:rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

I'll see your joke and raise you a laugh,

The Red Corvette

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Red
Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing
the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway
patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him. No problem!" Thought the
elderly gent as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm
too old for this nonsense!"

He then pulled over to the side of the road and
waited for the Trooper to catch up.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the
driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my
shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give
me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years
ago, my wife ran off with a
Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl:
I've heard that one too, but not for a very long time.:up:

[Sailor Steve]

A friend of mine just sent me this:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me? To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

[Platapus]

Puns in the forums!

We are taking damage Captain!