You know you have a good lass when.. [Archive]

Kapitan_Phillips

01-28-08, 09:36 PM

You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"

:oops::oops::oops:

SUBMAN1

01-28-08, 10:25 PM

baggygreen

01-28-08, 10:28 PM

+1!

Blacklight

01-28-08, 10:30 PM

My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !:stare:

SUBMAN1

01-28-08, 10:34 PM

My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !:stare: Hey - that sounds familiar! :huh: It's a conspiracy.

-S

Stealth Hunter

01-28-08, 10:36 PM

Do I hear wedding bells?

Blacklight

01-28-08, 10:37 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blacklight
My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !:stare:

Hey - that sounds familiar! :huh: It's a conspiracy.

-S

To make matters worse, she's learned that C=Crash Dive and S=Surface !!! And she always somehow times it so I'm either sneaking into a heavily defended harbor, or when I'm being circled by destroyers.:nope:

Also.. My U-boat's torpedoes will go fireing off in random directions when she's around too for some reason. :nope:

I'll step out of the room for a minute to get a sandwich or something and suddenly from the next room, I'll hear giggling and "ALARRRRRRRRRM !!!!!!":o

SUBMAN1

01-28-08, 10:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Blacklight
My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !:stare:

Hey - that sounds familiar! :huh: It's a conspiracy.

-S
To make matters worse, she's learned that C=Crash Dive and S=Surface !!! And she always somehow times it so I'm either sneaking into a heavily defended harbor, or when I'm being circled by destroyers.:nope:

Also.. My U-boat's torpedoes will go fireing off in random directions when she's around too for some reason. :nope:

I'll step out of the room for a minute to get a sandwich or something and suddenly from the next room, I'll hear giggling and "ALARRRRRRRRRM !!!!!!":o:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Let it be known you aren't the only one to deal with this problem!!! :D

Mikey_Wolf

01-29-08, 03:52 AM

Well I have a good lass too she...

oh wait, no I don't, all I have is my books and my coursework! Grrrr!!:down:

HunterICX

01-29-08, 04:39 AM

@Blacklight: :rotfl: Ouch...thats gotta be hard

HunterICX

Kapitan_Phillips

01-29-08, 06:59 AM

Do I hear wedding bells?

I hope so :oops:

XabbaRus

01-29-08, 08:18 AM

Konovalov

01-29-08, 08:37 AM

Noticed the same kind of things mentioned here. Once thing that my wife is perfect at is her timing. Doesn't matter if I am within seconds of launching a torp at a freighter in the beginning of my convoy attack or if I am trying to listen to some important dialogue on the tv. She always manages to break my concentration or distract me at the worst time. :damn: :damn:

Yet when she watches some soapie or drama on the box she's completely in the zone and I stand no chance of distracting her let alone getting her attention. FIRE, FIRE! Nope, that doesn't work either. :damn:

HunterICX

01-29-08, 09:12 AM

Yea my wife is the same, I'm in a dogfight in IL-2 just about to nail someone and my wife starts asking me questions like the best place to hang a picture, or what to have for tea tomorrow...

Then she asks "oh am I annoying you?" duh

was that the reason you stalled that mig in our sunday night dogfight? :lol:

HunterICX

kiwi_2005

01-29-08, 09:21 AM

Kapitan

01-29-08, 10:15 AM

I dont have any of these problems because i went the smart way around this.

I fitted two 12 inch steel bolt locks on my door and with the sound right up on my speakers they can yell what they like and im like cant hear you hahaha.

Kapitan_Phillips

01-29-08, 10:30 AM

You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"

:oops::oops::oops:
Ahh puppy love aint it great:) You mos well lapp it up mate while ya still can, 20yrs from now she'll be telling you to get your ass down stairs and do the fecking dishes! :rotfl:

Joking:)

"Now darling, as much as I'd LOVE to do those dishes, I'm afraid that doing so would count as dereliction of duty. Which means a firing squad. You'd best choose. ME OR THE DISHES WOMAN! ME OR THE DISHES!!" :rotfl:

dean_acheson

01-29-08, 10:36 AM

I just do the dishes before I start.

My girlfriend is nice enough to let me just sim away, however, when she does want to discuss where to hang a picture, I just pause the thing, and have that discussion.... I can't do two things at once.

STEED

01-29-08, 10:56 AM

I heard on the grape vine that the wife would walk in and flash her breasts at you and say. "See these, they need action as well." "Your choice, them or the sub."

Sounds like blackmail to me.

Sailor Steve

01-29-08, 12:25 PM

Well I have a good lass too she...

oh wait, no I don't, all I have is my books and my coursework! Grrrr!!:down:
You're not alone on that, son.

On the other hand, you're young. You need to find a girl.

I'm old. I need...a nap.:zzz:

joea

01-29-08, 12:27 PM

You're a lucky young man KP!! :up:

kiwi_2005

01-29-08, 12:29 PM

I heard on the grape vine that the wife would walk in and flash her breasts at you and say. "See these, they need action as well." "Your choice, them or the sub."

Sounds like blackmail to me.

:rotfl:Yea thats blackmail!

CCIP

01-29-08, 12:55 PM

Well I have a good lass too she...

oh wait, no I don't, all I have is my books and my coursework! Grrrr!!:down:

Replace that with "job and thesis" for me, and yeap. Worse, I can't even subsim lately cause of it :cry:

You go though, KP! Subsim has the highest expectations of its golden couple :p

Stealth Hunter

01-29-08, 05:24 PM

Do I hear wedding bells?

I hope so :oops:

So I'm NOT going mad! You heard them too! Yes, yes!

And congrats if it is to be so.

Kapitan_Phillips

01-29-08, 05:34 PM

Do I hear wedding bells?

I hope so :oops:
So I'm NOT going mad! You heard them too! Yes, yes!

And congrats if it is to be so.

*checks for a hunchback*

Nope, you're safe! :up:

Oh, and here's a picture of the lovely lady incase you havent already seen :)

http://fc.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/273/b/6/True_Love_by_coachphillips.jpg

In the throngs of a Richie-glomp :o:88)

baggygreen

01-29-08, 05:49 PM

Does she still drop by the boards every now and then KP?

Kapitan_Phillips

01-29-08, 09:55 PM

Does she still drop by the boards every now and then KP?

Sometimes, yes, I believe.

I'm yet to convince her to buy her first sim, however. :hmm:

Mikey_Wolf

01-30-08, 04:01 AM

well KP - I'm sure once she starts playing SH3 with a side order of GWX 2 she will be hooked, hell, it worked on Penelope, and she is thrice as stubborn as the average woman, AND thrice as strong let me tell you!

Well I have a good lass too she...

oh wait, no I don't, all I have is my books and my coursework! Grrrr!!:down:
You're not alone on that, son.

On the other hand, you're young. You need to find a girl.

I'm old. I need...a nap.:zzz:

Yes sir I do, the trouble is finding one that is, available, willing, and with a good personality. I notice you can get one or two of those traits, but rarely all 3 together.

Linton

01-30-08, 04:29 AM

Kp ,you could have a Das Boot themed wedding.I just hope the reception doesn't degenerate into the pre-cruise party of the film.

Kapitan_Phillips

01-30-08, 07:04 AM

Kp ,you could have a Das Boot themed wedding.I just hope the reception doesn't degenerate into the pre-cruise party of the film.

"To her glorious..abstinent..(and womanless..) Father! Who rose gloriously.. from apprentice painter.."

*shotgun click*

"I'll go take a pi** and leave, then. ..I still have plans!"

:doh:

Probably wont go down that well

Zayphod

01-30-08, 01:53 PM

Yea my wife is the same, I'm in a dogfight in IL-2 just about to nail someone and my wife starts asking me questions like the best place to hang a picture, or what to have for tea tomorrow...

Then she asks "oh am I annoying you?" duh

Reading that, I suddenly had that picture of Dexter's Laboratory in my head with a big sign saying "NO DEEDEE'S" on it.

Blacklight

01-30-08, 03:35 PM

Hmmm.. Kapitan, Is she the source of those beautiful eyes in your sig ? They paralyze me every time I see them. It's like they're looking right into my brain !:huh:

Kapitan_Phillips

01-30-08, 03:38 PM

Hmmm.. Kapitan, Is she the source of those beautiful eyes in your sig ? They paralyze me every time I see them. It's like they're looking right into my brain !:huh:

She sure is.

You should see them when she's angry :dead:

:lol:

Oberon

01-30-08, 04:07 PM

Kp ,you could have a Das Boot themed wedding.I just hope the reception doesn't degenerate into the pre-cruise party of the film.

I now have a mental image of the subsim crew climbing up lattices, dancing on tables, chatting up the waitresses, passing out in the toilets. :lol:

Wait...does this mean when the Roller/Limo comes along we have to perform the 'Watering Cart'? :hmm:

I think the state/county police dept. would be very busy that day.... :lol:

Biggles

01-30-08, 04:48 PM

Remember mates, it's better to have a gal that destroys your sub than have no gal at all.

It's the latter for me, damn, I don't like that at all....:nope:

Tchocky

01-30-08, 05:59 PM

Frau Tchock hammers me at most games, but she don't play subsims. I don't want to know :)

Kapitan_Phillips

01-30-08, 06:31 PM

Frau Tchock hammers me at most games, but she don't play subsims. I don't want to know :)

Dont ever let any woman get ahold of The Sims. :nope:

SUBMAN1

01-30-08, 09:34 PM

Remember mates, it's better to have a gal that destroys your sub than have no gal at all.

It's the latter for me, damn, I don't like that at all....:nope:It is also better to have the right woman than just any woman at all. So, maybe that is not all that bad. Just a thought without elaborating.

-S

PeriscopeDepth

01-30-08, 11:58 PM

You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"

:oops::oops::oops:Aren't you married yet? Crud - get it over with already! :yep:

-S

Agreed. Your signature made me think you were married at first. Been going out with my girl for over three years now and still would never make a sig like that. :)

PD

baggygreen

01-31-08, 12:36 AM

PD, you must be copping all sorts of flack from her... subtle hints and so on???

Blacklight

01-31-08, 12:56 AM

I think not having a wife or live in girlfriend would mean missing out on the TRUE subsim experience (Examples... *giggle* Torpedo Los ! Torpedo Los ! Torpedo Los !!!, *giggle* ALAAAAAAARM !!!! CRASH !!!!, Careful... solution just right.... wait for it... wait for it...."Honey ? Where should I hang this picture ?" TORPEDO LOS in the totally wrong direction, "Honey ? Could you take out the trash ?" *two minutes later* "WTF !?! Where are all my torpedoes !?! And why am I at crush depth !?! NOOO !!!" *giggle giggle*, etc....etc...):rotfl:

My god !!! Maybe they work for the British !!!:o

Wait.. the same stuff happens to me in Dangerous Waters no matter what country's vessel I'm in... :hmm: