PDA

View Full Version : Has anyone heard from Balz?


Brag
01-16-08, 07:44 PM
BDU received this message and has not had further contact with U-52

To BDU
From U-52
16 June 1940

Suffered severe damage, flooding in all compartments. Will attempt to reach a French Atlantic Port. Tell Army to hurry up and liberate one.

Balz

fair_weather
01-16-08, 07:48 PM
:down: NOOooooo! He ist vital to the war effort!

Abd_von_Mumit
01-16-08, 08:09 PM
Hmm... actually this couldn't happen, as U-52 is currently on her way to North Atlantic on June 8th 1940 and hasn't encounter any enemy shipping yet. :smug: We do not also have any Balz onboard... I think someone got drunk, bought a radio for his gun and sends crazy messages sitting right by the caffe. :nope:

Einzelganger
01-17-08, 06:12 AM
If caught by the British i expect him to be set loose again, they won't believe a man with a tea cozy on his head is sane enough to command a U-boat.

Otherwise he'll probably show up again, sailing into port in his tea cozy. :rotfl::rotfl:

Puster Bill
01-17-08, 07:33 AM
We do not also have any Balz onboard...

I'd heard that about your boat, but I just thought it was someone spreading mean rumors.:lol:

Morts
01-17-08, 07:48 AM
finally !
die balz
DIE:arrgh!:

Oberon
01-17-08, 08:19 AM
Noooo!! This cannot happen! This must be a balz up by someone! :o

BulSoldier
01-17-08, 09:49 AM
If british manage to capture our great Johan (Balz) , our fuhrer will force operation sealion, we will get you back to home tea-cozy-man !

Sigurd
01-17-08, 10:32 AM
Should we prepare a memorial service for the hoochie-woochie?

NealT
01-17-08, 11:43 AM
How about a party?

Oberon
01-17-08, 02:39 PM
The 16th June may well be known forever as Hoochie Woochie Day...

But no! I refuse to believe it! Balz cannot die! The Britisch aren't THAT good!

Sailor Steve
01-17-08, 02:41 PM
Just leave him alone and he'll come home.




Dragging his Balz behind him.

Oberon
01-17-08, 02:45 PM
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=129167


BALZ LIVES!

Jimbuna
01-17-08, 05:41 PM
I'd heard that he'd been beamed aboard an alien spaceship where medical experiments were performed on him http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/NorthernBel/Smilies/lol2.gif

http://planetsmilies.net/alien-smiley-126.gif

Brag
01-17-08, 11:37 PM
I'd heard that he'd been beamed aboard an alien spaceship where medical experiments were performed on him http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/NorthernBel/Smilies/lol2.gif

http://planetsmilies.net/alien-smiley-126.gif
After the treatment, he came out saying, "GWX, GWX, GWX, GWX. 24 hours later, he walked out of the hospital singing Hoochie woochie du bist meine liebchen.

Brag
01-17-08, 11:42 PM
Balz? Visit the Balz party thread. :smug: