Translation please

[StdDev]

A Scotsman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scotsman shouts " Haw, ya bampot. Yon's fu' o' coos' keech " (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow poo.)

The man shouts back "I'm English. Speak English; I don't understand you".

The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

[STEED]

On behalf of England..........

UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD.

[AVGWarhawk]

Meaning if he cups his two hands together he will drink more of the cow poo. I saw this joke a day or so ago. The joke I read contained two types of people who disliked each other so one was offering up a better way for the other to drink more of the cow poo.

[Tchocky]

Meaning if he cups his two hands together he will drink more of the cow poo. I saw this joke a day or so ago. The joke I read contained two types of people who disliked each other so one was offering up a better way for the other to drink more of the cow poo.
Either you're double-bluffing or you've misunderstood the title :D

[AVGWarhawk]

Meaning if he cups his two hands together he will drink more of the cow poo. I saw this joke a day or so ago. The joke I read contained two types of people who disliked each other so one was offering up a better way for the other to drink more of the cow poo. Either you're double-bluffing or you've misunderstood the title :D

One can only wonder:smug:

[STEED]

What about http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/icons/icon10.gif ?

Is this the famous double bluff?

[StdDev]

On behalf of England..........

UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD.

REALLY!!???? you're not just sayin that are ya? :p http://www.sfvsf.org/images/anim/uk.gif

[lesrae]

:D

As a kid in Scotland, an Uncle of mine used to get us to say (spelt phonetically):

'Err a per o per on a fler oer er.'

It doesn't mean much, but sounds good - any ideas?

[STEED]

On behalf of England..........

UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD.

REALLY!!???? you're not just sayin that are ya? :p http://www.sfvsf.org/images/anim/uk.gif


Are Psychological warfare, bug:ping: :ping: r. :damn:

[Tchocky]

What about http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/icons/icon10.gif ?

Is this the famous double bluff?
That green b*stard has been following me around all day!

*kicks the internet*

[STEED]

What about http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/icons/icon10.gif ?

Is this the famous double bluff?
That green b*stard has been following me around all day!

*kicks the internet*

Lol :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

On behalf of England..........

UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD.
And the master of the witty retort strikes again.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

:D

As a kid in Scotland, an Uncle of mine used to get us to say (spelt phonetically):

'Err a per o per on a fler oer er.'

It doesn't mean much, but sounds good - any ideas?
I believe that means "Fund our police force, oh mighty English"

[STEED]

On behalf of England..........

UP YOURS YOU CHEEKY SOD.
And the master of the witty retort strikes again.

I learned it all from the master. The one and only one, Steve the king of kings. :rock:

[Jimbuna]

Just remember why Hadrians Wall was built :arrgh!:

[STEED]

Just remember why Hadrians Wall was built :arrgh!:

Keep them Scot's flashers at bay. :huh:

Hundreds of Scot's men flashing there rude bits, no wonder the Romans put up a wall.

[Jimbuna]

Just remember why Hadrians Wall was built :arrgh!:

Keep them Scot's flashers at bay. :huh:

Hundreds of Scot's men flashing there rude bits, no wonder the Romans put up a wall.

Someone once said the kilt was designed as a direct result of the sheep bolting when they heard the sound of a zip fastener being pulled :hmm:

Don't believe it for a second :nope:

[lesrae]

I believe that means "Fund our police force, oh mighty English"

No - that's funded with the money from our oil :O)

Hundreds of Scot's men flashing there rude bits, no wonder the Romans put up a wall.

As you couldn't keep us out, the wall was actually there to slow us down when going back north with all your gear...











...and sheep.