Ducimus' Christmas Diary

[TDK1044]

December 24......Well, the great unwashed seem to be enjoying the latest version of TM. None of them got me a Christmas present though. Probably for the best...I'd only have to mod wahtever they got me. Last year, someone got me a vacum cleaner...it's a leaf blower now. Let's see how that idiot from Dyson likes them apples.

Someone sent me a fruit cake. If you look at it from a certain angle you can see the letters GWX on it. I'm sure I know those letters from somewhere. Anyway, it'll make a useful door stop.

Two hours until midnight. Maybe I could mod that and make Christmas arrive late this year? I wonder what that idiot Moderator who pushed me so hard for TM is doing now? Maybe someone will buy him 'the idiot's guide to modding' and get him off my back for a while. I think even that would be beyond him though.

Well, at 12.01 all users of TM will discover that their sub turns into a nuclear powered sleigh. Some of them won't even notice. At least they'll stop complaining about the strange colored water surrounding it. A few water displacement issues, but nothing I can't fix....tomorrow.

Off to bed now.

[DrBeast]

I wonder...what became of the cat? (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=706311&postcount=32) :rotfl:

[TDK1044]

I wonder...what became of the cat? :rotfl:


I think it was used as part of the vacum to leaf blower conversion experiment and was last seen in Ohio.

[DrBeast]

I wonder...what became of the cat? :rotfl:

I think it was used as part of the vacum to leaf blower conversion experiment and was last seen in Ohio.

Oh, I see...almost caused an international incident between Greece and Turkey, you know. Both sides spotted an unidentified bogey traversing their airspace and accused each other of espionage :lol:

[Digital_Trucker]

Re: all of the above. You guys are http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/crazyW.gif( not that I'm an http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/Angelic.gif or anything.)

Anyway, keep up the good "work" and http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/PartyOn.gif


Ducimus working on a mod http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/HairPullin.gif

[ReallyDedPoet]

Nice to see this back :lol:

Like this one DT: http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/HairPullin.gif


RDP

[Digital_Trucker]

It was a toss up between that one and http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/StupidComputer.gif

[ReallyDedPoet]

It was a toss up between that one and http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/StupidComputer.gif

That one is good too :up::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


RDP

[hyperion2206]

You guys are simply hilarious!:rotfl::up:

[Ducimus]

Funny stuff.
I'd give the *real* diary, but it would spoil the fun. :rotfl:

[Peto]

Funny stuff.
I'd give the *real* diary, but it would spoil the fun. :rotfl:

And if it hasn't got anything to do with modding, it may be for the best :shifty:. After all, some of us have sensitive feelings and delicate thresholds of morality.

:yep:

[Ducimus]

Oh its not THAT bad!

Havent modded or touched a thing in days. A week now? Maybe more? *shrug*

I feel like a recovering crack addict.... err yeah i know.... "how would you know what one feels like duci?!" Truth is, i don't, but i think I have a pretty good idea! :rotfl:

Maybe im starting my own 12 stepper program for modticis or Compulsive tweaking. Dude, at least 5 days and i havent cracked open a single file!

Oh crap..... what a minute.
*mutters something about an autoexec.cfg for crysis*.

five Freaking days on that, and i still get crap FPS. At least now its in specific parts of the game, and not throughout. :shifty:

[Digital_Trucker]

Oh crap..... what a minute.
*mutters something about an autoexec.cfg for crysis*.

five Freaking days on that, and i still get crap FPS. At least now its in specific parts of the game, and not throughout. :shifty:

Yep, before you know it he'll be http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b173/digital_trucker/Smilies/slap_puter.gif every chance he gets and missing CTA (Compulsive Tweakers Anonymous) meetings and everything.

[Rip]

Funny stuff.
I'd give the *real* diary, but it would spoil the fun. :rotfl:

I'm sure most of it would have to be redacted down to just a handful of sentences.

:lurk:

[DrBeast]

Funny stuff.
I'd give the *real* diary, but it would spoil the fun. :rotfl:
I'm sure most of it would have to be redacted down to just a handful of sentences.

:lurk:

Bah...it'll probably be in binary :rotfl:

[kylesplanet]

Throw that damn fruit cake at them Ducimus!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Ducimus]

Throw that damn fruit cake at them Ducimus!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I would, but it would probably kill someone! Thing is as hard as concrete, and weighs about as much as an 85 pound bag of ready mix!

[Peto]

Throw that damn fruit cake at them Ducimus!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I would, but it would probably kill someone! Thing is as hard as concrete, and weighs about as much as an 85 pound bag of ready mix!

But who can resist those candied cherries :hmm:!!!

[Sailor Steve]

...and weighs about as much as an 85 pound bag of ready mix!
I guess that would make it around, oh, 85 pounds then!

Unless I'm miscalculating.:rotfl:

[DeepIron]

But who can resist those candied cherries...

Oh... Is THAT what those are? :o