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Ok, this really needs to be straightened out! I really feel that I miss the point of 50% of the jokes on this forum!!
So could someone please tell me:
WHO THE F**K IS BERNARD???? :damn:
Yeah, i'm probably a noob....:nope:
Regards
Bracer
P.S Sorry about creating a whole thread about this non-relevant subject....just have to know....
Wolfehunter
12-11-07, 02:34 AM
Ya I was wondering who this guys is. Some old Subsim dude I guess?:hmm: So what's the deal with bernard?:smug:
pontius
12-11-07, 03:38 AM
:smug:
danlisa
12-11-07, 03:47 AM
We can blame Dowly for Bernard.:D
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=84773
Basically, he is the dummkopf we blame all stupid SH3 stuff on. Personally, I think it was a ruse from Dowly to stop us blaming him.:shifty:
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
12-11-07, 04:43 AM
if anything goes wrong, yell BERNAAAAARD! and kick him :up:
Badger Finn
12-11-07, 06:42 AM
You mean I shoudnt have fired that crew guy called bernard after all? :o
:lol:
Unfortunately despite repeated attempts by the GWX2.0 dev team and constant beta testing for several months, Bernard was not able to be removed from the final release.
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr
12-11-07, 09:00 AM
Unfortunately despite repeated attempts by the GWX2.0 dev team and constant beta testing for several months, Bernard was not able to be removed from the final release.
so they gave him a VIIC and told "dock at Kiel"
when i left Kiel he was crashing into the pier :lol:
mrbeast
12-11-07, 05:41 PM
Unfortunately despite repeated attempts by the GWX2.0 dev team and constant beta testing for several months, Bernard was not able to be removed from the final release.
Think he must be hardcoded:hmm:
LOL!
I love it when such thredas pop up every once in a while. :up:
Yeah, Bernard is the ultimate Noob Sailor.
Sometimes i think Dowly created a legend! Hope he has the patent secured...could get rich in no time!:D
What a bunch of goofys !:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ok, this really needs to be straightened out! I really feel that I miss the point of 50% of the jokes on this forum!!
So could someone please tell me:
WHO THE F**K IS BERNARD???? :damn:
Yeah, i'm probably a noob....:nope:
Regards
Bracer
P.S Sorry about creating a whole thread about this non-relevant subject....just have to know....
He's the HARBINGER OF DOOM.......
upon all Uboot Kaleuns, me and you... :yep:
he cannot die, he will never leave you alone, he is always THE LAST MAN STANDING
:dead:
"Surely he hath borne our griefs
and carried our sorrows;
Yet we did esteem him stricken,
smitten of god and afflicted
and Bernard shall bear upon him
all our iniquities
unto a sea not sailed."
Hahaha!:rotfl:
I love your answers, thx!
Yeah, now I know who Bernard is....
Sometimes i think Dowly created a legend! Hope he has the patent secured...could get rich in no time!:D
The day I created the funny pics thread is propably in my top5 most stupidest things I've done list. I hope the community can let him retire sometime soon... he must be quite sad... all them people yelling at him for evrything.. :shifty:
Better him than you right?:|\\
Nah we still yell at Dowly as well.:rotfl::rotfl:
Bernard Dummkopf
12-13-07, 04:42 PM
I'm back! The saviour of all sailors (and mankind) is back to help you all! Is there somewhere a boat leaving for patrol? :ping:
@Dowly: Sorry father, was on leave hopy you and mommy are all fine! :88)
Cheerio!
Bernardio!
Blacklight
12-13-07, 04:49 PM
The day I created the funny pics thread is propably in my top5 most stupidest things I've done list. I hope the community can let him retire sometime soon... he must be quite sad... all them people yelling at him for evrything.. :shifty:
Bernard can never retire ! He's now a part of the legend ! He's here forever and I've even felt his presence in other places and times.. like Dangerous Waters for instance and in numerous other games and sims as well. He gets around. I think his real father's name was "Murphy".
The day I created the funny pics thread is propably in my top5 most stupidest things I've done list. I hope the community can let him retire sometime soon... he must be quite sad... all them people yelling at him for evrything.. :shifty:
Bernard can never retire ! He's now a part of the legend ! He's here forever and I've even felt his presence in other places and times.. like Dangerous Waters for instance and in numerous other games and sims as well. He gets around. I think his real father's name was "Murphy".
...and his mothers name was Law!:rotfl:
Dutchie-one
12-14-07, 02:05 PM
I like Seth`s Bernhard lied it is in my Grammaphon folder now
every time it plays I wonder if something happens
Dutchie-one :rotfl:
SilverGhost
12-14-07, 02:09 PM
Ok, this really needs to be straightened out! I really feel that I miss the point of 50% of the jokes on this forum!!
So could someone please tell me:
WHO THE F**K IS BERNARD???? :damn:
Yeah, i'm probably a noob....:nope:
Regards
Bracer
P.S Sorry about creating a whole thread about this non-relevant subject....just have to know....
Bernard? Oh, yes, the geeky bastard who usually gets left off my boat and then runs to BDU whining that "Kptlt Whoever" won't let me be on his crew. I usually get the reprimand well out to sea via the radio...I just throw the communique in the stewpot for added texture.
Dimitrius07
12-14-07, 04:28 PM
I like Seth`s Bernhard lied it is in my Grammaphon folder now
every time it plays I wonder if something happens
Dutchie-one :rotfl:
i `am glad to hear that at least one person like my crazy ideas :D :D :D :rotfl:
Dutchie-one
12-14-07, 06:21 PM
I like Seth`s Bernhard lied it is in my Grammaphon folder now
every time it plays I wonder if something happens
Dutchie-one :rotfl:
i `am glad to hear that at least one person like my crazy ideas :D :D :D :rotfl:
Hello Mate, I do not Yell I want more but mayby
I also download the GWX theme do you know if there is a soundtrack cd out
I have looked ad several site`s but no match
Thanks Dutchie-one :up:
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