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[Brag]

J.S. Balz writes:

This photograph taken after my second stupendous patrol in 1939 is dedicated to my admirers, who adore me.


http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o207/Braguine/fsscr842.jpg

AS you can see I'm a superb specimen of the German race, the reincarnation of the Teutonic hero. I am the terror of the British Empire, which shall fall under the onslaught of the Grey Wolves. I am the example Kaleuns should follow.

Feel free to admire my photgraph for hours. It may help you approach my greatness and inspire you to sing and dance the hoochie-woochie.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz, the Magnificent

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

sooooo balz, they took away your medals for your previous failures eh ? :hmm:

[d@rk51d3]

Any chance of some "pre-patrol" pics?

That way people can choose between shaven Balz, and hairy Balz.:D

[U49]

It must have been VEEEEERY early in the war?

I can only see EK 1 & 2 and the Ubootkriegsabzeichen?
You where photographed in a casual dress, right? Just the barely necessary decorations at hand ?

:lol:

[Capt. Shark Bait]

spent a bit too much time below, huh, Balz. lookin kinda pale:doh:

[BulSoldier]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/8130/balzmo9.th.png (http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/8130/balzmo9.png)

Balz , feeling sleepy ?

[Jonathan]

How did you get this picture?

[Brag]

How did you get this picture? When you place the watch officer on the bridge, he will stand there and stare at you until you click on him. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Jonathan]

How did you get this picture? When you place the watch officer on the bridge, he will stand there and stare at you until you click on him. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


My watch officer wears a hat :arrgh!:

[papa_smurf]

When you place the watch officer on the bridge, he will stand there and stare at you until you click on him.

With him thinking how he's going to transfer off this tub of a U-boat......

(note; might have to post a pic of the successful Heinz Buder some time.)

[NiclDoe]

sooooo balz, they took away your medals for your previous failures eh ? :hmm:
Also he looks very drunk with all those medals. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[bookworm_020]

Can I have a picture to place on my dart board? They keep on going pop when I trow darts at them. Must be the inflated ego!:rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

I was recently looking at that picture you sent me of you riding that donkey naked just like Lady Godiva all those years back.......then I suddenly realised I wasn't wearing my glasses and was actually holding the photograph the wrong way up :rotfl:


http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[Stealth Hunter]

I was recently looking at that picture you sent me of you riding that donkey naked just like Lady Godiva all those years back.......then I suddenly realised I wasn't wearing my glasses and was actually holding the photograph the wrong way up :rotfl:


Huh, you know that if you turn th- nevermind...

[Sailor Steve]

People (well, mostly himself) go on and on about Balz's wonderful qualities; and no one ever seems to mention his most admirable trait: his almost overwhelming humility!:rotfl:

[Stealth Hunter]

Personally, Herr Ziepel (ahead of Balz in tonnage) found him to be an irritating little bastard, rest his soul.

[Brag]

Personally, Herr Ziepel (ahead of Balz in tonnage) found him to be an irritating little bastard, rest his soul.

J.S. Balz writes: Ziepel ze doodah Ziepel de hey
Ziepely doodah
what a wonderful day
Hoochie woochie :smug:

[Jonathan]

What's with all of this "hoochie woochie" business?

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Dammit!

I'm starting to like Johann Balz.

I guess he grows on you... like MOLD! :lol:

[Fenris_Wolf]

Any chance of some "pre-patrol" pics?

That way people can choose between shaven Balz, and hairy Balz.:D

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Any chance of some "pre-patrol" pics?

That way people can choose between shaven Balz, and hairy Balz.:D

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

LMAO :p

[d@rk51d3]

Just make sure he keeps out of the engine room. We don't want to see sweaty Balz.

[Avatar]

He's looking pretty laid back. Exactly how I'd picture a cool-hand sub skipper with mad ship sinking skillz.

[Jonathan]

Would it be weird if I printed off a picture of Balz and hung it next to my bed for inspiration?

[Jimbuna]

Would it be weird if I printed off a picture of Balz and hung it next to my bed for inspiration?

http://imgcash1.imageshack.us/img265/4009/shockedyi3.gif Sort of http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif

http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img517/4434/whistlingtz9.gif

[Mush Martin]

Whos the greater fool the fool or the fool that follows him?
:hmm:

p.s. it really is a fantastic pic.

[Brag]

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif

Monkeys stolen from Jimbuna's menagerie dance the hoochie-woochie

[Toshan]

I keep hearing about this Balz.....Who is he?

[joea]

I keep hearing about this Balz.....Who is he?

TO THE BRIG WITH HIM!! :arrgh!:

[Sailor Steve]

I keep hearing about this Balz.....Who is he?
The greatest of the great...just ask him!:rotfl:

Here are some links to just a few of his exploits:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/search.php?searchid=261273

Just start at the bottom and work your way up...at least as long as your stomach can stand it.

[NiclDoe]

I keep hearing about this Balz.....Who is he?

TO THE BRIG WITH HIM!! :arrgh!:
seconded;) :lol:

[U49]

I keep hearing about this Balz.....Who is he?

The most medal loaded Uboat Kaleun.
For what? We are not sure.
Almost or more medal loaded than Göring http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6ring
(maybe this will sooner or later be his silent death in an unknown place behind an unknown forrest by people without names, by an unknown cause of natural circumstances ..................)

But not a party guy, just a uboat captain, no politcs, just patrol duty, no war crimes, just an ego from northpole to southpole and beyond....

Fair description?
:lol:

[Jonathan]

He also shoots lighting out of his arse! :rock:

[d@rk51d3]

He also shoots lighting out of his arse! :rock:

I've heard the thunder, but I never saw any lightning. A flame sometimes, but no lightning.

[Mush Martin]

And hes Nine feet tall:rotfl:

[Jonathan]

He also shoots lighting out of his arse! :rock:
I've heard the thunder, but I never saw any lightning. A flame sometimes, but no lightning.

Then you are not looking close enough, or, the gleam from his many medals blinded you? :shifty:

[Brag]

Kptlt. Balz writes:

If you lack Hoochie woochie, steal it.
Here's a group of monkeys stolen from Jimbuna, dancing the hoochie woocchie

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif
Once the war is over, I the great Balz, will stage a hoochie woochie show in Radio City Music Hall and put the Rockettes out of business.

Hoochy woochy hoo hoo, hoochy woochy, whoo hoo.

I am brilliant, don't you think?

J.S. Balz the magnificent

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

I am brilliant, don't you think?
as brilliant as a back door :yep:

[Toshan]

I keep hearing about this Balz.....Who is he?
The greatest of the great...just ask him!:rotfl:

Here are some links to just a few of his exploits:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/search.php?searchid=261273

Just start at the bottom and work your way up...at least as long as your stomach can stand it.

The link didn't work. Anyone got a working link?

[sparkomatic]

I feel inspired...

[Jimbuna]

His o nly true dancing supporter http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img144/1561/monkeyheadbigco8.gif


http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/wolf-38.gif

[Brag]

I keep hearing about this Balz.....Who is he?

TO THE BRIG WITH HIM!! :arrgh!:

Poor Toshan, walks into the Balzishpere asking an innocent question aand . . . toom de doom.:roll:

[NiclDoe]

I am brilliant, don't you think?
as brilliant as a back door :yep:
Balz is still dumber then Mohr shovel i heard!:lol:

[NiclDoe]

I am brilliant, don't you think?
as brilliant as a back door :yep:
Balz is still dumber then Mohr shovel i heard!:lol:

[Sailor Steve]

I keep hearing about this Balz.....Who is he?
The greatest of the great...just ask him!:rotfl:

Here are some links to just a few of his exploits:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/search.php?searchid=261273

Just start at the bottom and work your way up...at least as long as your stomach can stand it.

The link didn't work. Anyone got a working link?
I'll Try again:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/search.php?searchid=262059

[Brag]

I keep hearing about this Balz.....Who is he?
The greatest of the great...just ask him!:rotfl:

Here are some links to just a few of his exploits:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/search.php?searchid=261273

Just start at the bottom and work your way up...at least as long as your stomach can stand it.

The link didn't work. Anyone got a working link?
I'll Try again:
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/search.php?searchid=262059

Steve, that link just says no matches found. :-?

[Brag]

There is a Balz page on my kielman webbie. :yep: