Things to do whilst waiting for 1.04...

[The Milkman]

Here is a list of things to do while you are waiting fo the anticipated arrival of 1.04...


1.) Reading a book...

2.) Sleeping all day...

3.) Watching your lava-lamp...

4.) Learn German, if yu havent already...

5.) Play tetris...

6.) Shave your cat/dog...

7.) Count the number or spoons, forks, and knifes in you silverware drawer...

8.) Masterbation...

9.) Go for a walk...

10.) Play 1.03 (in sparing amounts)...

11.) Memorize Das Boot...

12.) Cut people shaped figures out of your newspaper...

13.) Further Masterbation...

14.) Make on-line purchases...

15.) Sulk...........all day...

[Jimbuna]

As soon as I'm finished testing :lol:

http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img265/778/smashcompvr0.gif

[Contact]

sad and funy... :cry: And why this love to gwx hurts so bad ?:)

[Jimbuna]

Wait till you see the new stuff you might find yourself up against....sea monsters are nothing in comparison http://imgcash1.imageshack.us/img265/4009/shockedyi3.gif

:lol:

[Herr_Pete]

sea monsters! oh dear! i have enough trouble leaving the port lol

[melnibonian]

sea monsters! oh dear! i have enough trouble leaving the port lol
You will have enough trouble going to sleep at nights when 1.04 is out. I'm hearing some strange sounds in my head when I go to bed in the evening. It's something like....ping....Ping.....PING.....PING and after that I wake up from the nightmare ;) :p

[bigboywooly]

I wish I had some time to wait for 1.04
:rotfl:

Too busy with the damn thing
:|\\

[Alex]

@ BBW : :rotfl: :rotfl: !!

[Kpt. Lehmann]

Well, for anyone that thinks that building the next release didn't have a price... its cost in cigarettes has been ENORMOUS!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

<Lights another:|\\ >

[TarJak]

sea monsters! oh dear! i have enough trouble leaving the port lolSomeone's been taking this poster a bit too literally!

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/GWX104Propganda41.jpg

For those that don't read German it says: GWX 1.04 with added Sea serpents!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sorry Kpt.L I couldn't let this chance go beggin'.:arrgh!:

[mstgnymike]

As soon as I'm finished testing :lol:

http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img265/778/smashcompvr0.gif

that grea!

[antidotos]

Tarjak, I did not know this propaganda poster. Is it an adaptation from an original one or a brand new creation (nicely done in this case) ? If there is an original WW2 version could you precise the source and the original text (and even better, if it is accessible on the web) ? Thanks for your interest.

[Reece]

Number 8 sounds nice!:lol:

[TarJak]

Tarjak, I did not know this propaganda poster. Is it an adaptation from an original one or a brand new creation (nicely done in this case) ? If there is an original WW2 version could you precise the source and the original text (and even better, if it is accessible on the web) ? Thanks for your interest.It is based on a real one however the original was not in German.
http://luy.com.ar/guerra/carteles/058.jpg

[bruschi sauro]

Here is a list of things to do while you are waiting fo the anticipated arrival of 1.04...


1.) Reading a book...

2.) Sleeping all day...

3.) Watching your lava-lamp...

4.) Learn German, if yu havent already...

5.) Play tetris...

6.) Shave your cat/dog...

7.) Count the number or spoons, forks, and knifes in you silverware drawer...

8.) Masterbation...

9.) Go for a walk...

10.) Play 1.03 (in sparing amounts)...

11.) Memorize Das Boot...

12.) Cut people shaped figures out of your newspaper...

13.) Further Masterbation...

14.) Make on-line purchases...

15.) Sulk...........all day...
HEY MATE do you like flyfishing.......?

[antidotos]

Tarjak, I did not know this propaganda poster. Is it an adaptation from an original one or a brand new creation (nicely done in this case) ? If there is an original WW2 version could you precise the source and the original text (and even better, if it is accessible on the web) ? Thanks for your interest.It is based on a real one however the original was not in German.
http://luy.com.ar/guerra/carteles/058.jpg
THANKS for the information. Very puzzling.
What is the language ? Dutch ?
Who published this ?

[LeafsFan]

When is the mother due to deliver??

HB

[JCWolf]

As much I see some fun on this, I thruthly don't get the purpose
of this thread !???:hmm:

[madmike81]

I had a funny moment the other day. I was out on patrol in 43...or as I like to refer to it now...the "Unhappy times". I got a report of aircraft sighted...and i hit the view key to see what it was. Then....instead of diving and getting away...or at least manning the guns and throwing the boat into some wild and insane manuevering....i found myself thinking about that sneak peek aircraft thread the GWX people put out....

Needless to say...my beautiful sub...and its crew...are now part of the "Homes for Fish" project.

I hope Bob Ballard discovers me in about 50 years.

[Kpt. Lehmann]

I had a funny moment the other day. I was out on patrol in 43...or as I like to refer to it now...the "Unhappy times". I got a report of aircraft sighted...and i hit the view key to see what it was. Then....instead of diving and getting away...or at least manning the guns and throwing the boat into some wild and insane manuevering....i found myself thinking about that sneak peek aircraft thread the GWX people put out....

Needless to say...my beautiful sub...and its crew...are now part of the "Homes for Fish" project.

I hope Bob Ballard discovers me in about 50 years.

LMAO!!! <Gotta clean coffee off of the monitor again.>

...or John Chatterton or Richie Kohler?

[Penelope_Grey]

When is the mother due to deliver??

I'm sure she'll deliver when her cubs are fully developed and ready for the outside world.:up:

[mariuszj1939]

Tarjak, I did not know this propaganda poster. Is it an adaptation from an original one or a brand new creation (nicely done in this case) ? If there is an original WW2 version could you precise the source and the original text (and even better, if it is accessible on the web) ? Thanks for your interest.It is based on a real one however the original was not in German.
http://luy.com.ar/guerra/carteles/058.jpg

If you want to see more posters :
http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/6421019045/m/7081003634/p/1

[JU_88]

well you can always enjoy GWX 1.03 or SHIV while you wait :D
hell -im enjoying Bioshock and Command and conquer 3 as well as SH at the moment.

[Fusek]

[/quote]
THANKS for the information. Very puzzling.
What is the language ? Dutch ?
Who published this ?[/quote]

Its Dutch, It says 'Fight with us'.

[onelifecrisis]

http://luy.com.ar/guerra/carteles/058.jpg

Fight with us, huh? I'm not sure that's good propaganda :hmm: I mean, that German ship looks a little outclassed to me! :lol:

[U49]

Here is a list of things to do while you are waiting fo the anticipated arrival of 1.04...


1) Done
2) have to work
3) have only neon or candles
4+5) done
6) only have bilge rats and citchen flys
7) done
8) not allowed by my captain
9) done
10) DOING NOW (AF55 April'40, 2kts,16m, TC 128)
11+12) done
13) still not allowed, I just asked
14) what should I buy?
15) done

[Dutchie-one]

The poster is in Dutch and was for recruting Dutch sailors for the Kriegsmarine
it is a shame some did.

Dutchie-one

[Penelope_Grey]

Hang on... who is supposed to give birth to the 1.04?

Not me I hope.:rotfl:

[U49]

Hang on... who is supposed to give birth to the 1.04?

Not me I hope.:rotfl:

Well, I always expected Kpt. Lehmann with a cigar next to the new born, but I must confess that I've never spent a single thought for the mother. :oops:

My mistake!
:rotfl:

[antidotos]

THANKS for the information. Very puzzling.
What is the language ? Dutch ?
Who published this ?[/quote]

Its Dutch, It says 'Fight with us'.[/quote]

thanks Fusek, Dutchie and Mariusj.
Very interesting piece of information.:know:

[Klaus_Doldinger]

Simply play GWX1.03, and 8) and 12) as further options.

[Mikey_Wolf]

Things to do while waiting:

1. Plan Lessons.

2. Conduct Lessons

3. Get started on coursework

4. Read books.

5. Play GWX 1.03

6. Encourage Penny to continue her breathing exercises ready for the birth:lol: :lol:

7. Watch Das Boot yet again.

8. Buy a captain hat off eBay

9. Throw the shotputt once more

10. The occasional Subsim post flurry.

[Hawk U-375]

Things to do while waiting:
8. Buy a captain hat off eBay


Been debating this one for years....Afraid of Wife :doh: looking at the credit card bill saying..."What the &*@!"...:down: :rotfl:

[U49]

Things to do while waiting:
8. Buy a captain hat off eBay


Been debating this one for years....Afraid of Wife :doh: looking at the credit card bill saying..."What the &*@!"...:down: :rotfl:

Maybe you can arrange for a slighty modified title on that position?
:hmm:
Like calling it: appropriate northatlantic winter head-clothing???

[Klaus_Doldinger]

Things to do while waiting:
8. Buy a captain hat off eBay


Been debating this one for years....Afraid of Wife :doh: looking at the credit card bill saying..."What the &*@!"...:down: :rotfl:

The easiest way to get divorced in my case.

(mmmm... I think getting the cap should not be a bad idea at all:roll: :hmm: )

[Canovaro]

Play Stunts

http://www.pcgaming.ws/screenshots/stunts.gif

[Adriatico]

You can play Grey Squirrels, expansion of Operation Desert storm:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6885/62474pmgq3.jpg


;) :rotfl: ;) :rotfl:

[JU_88]

:huh: Now Ive seen everything! :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

:huh: Now Ive seen everything! :rotfl:

Not quite ;)

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8878/jimpennywisedbj7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Kpt. Lehmann]

:huh: Now Ive seen everything! :rotfl:

Not quite ;)

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8878/jimpennywisedbj7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ambassador Molari? Is that you? :o

[bigboywooly]

Is that the pic from your warrant card Jim
:hmm:

[Jimbuna]

Nope....this one is ;)

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7122/jimshrekqy7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[mr chris]

Nice to see that you have lost that mad assed Donkey Jim:up:

[Jimbuna]

Nice to see that you have lost that mad assed Donkey Jim:up:

Oh he's still around here somewhere Chris ;)

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8989/shreckdonkeyzw4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[mr chris]

Rumor has it that this guy is playing donkey in Panto this year.:rotfl:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/8614/187pxkofiannansf0.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Rumor has it that this guy is playing donkey in Panto this year.:rotfl:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/8614/187pxkofiannansf0.jpg

Whereabouts....Reading ? :p

[JCWolf]

You're all Nuts !:yep:

[Wolfehunter]

You're all Nuts !:yep:
yup. I have to agree. Time to cramp them into a TIIA and hope for the best.:lol: :rotfl:

[3Jane]

Something to pass the time:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hapland

http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/



Firewall might need to be off.

[bigboywooly]

Well I am passing the time by playing it
oh wait

:rotfl:

[3Jane]

This certainly is something:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Q5FESHol0

[Koondawg]

Im passing the time watching paint dry....

Im sending all you to the clinic for urine tests....

[Jimbuna]

@BBW

Do you fancy popping over and we'll watch Pirates of the Caribbean instead :lol:

[KeptinCranky]

@ Jim :rotfl: LMAO

I'm so glad I saw this thread, shame about my keyboard though, I'm sure the coffee will drain out eventually....

Gods....ambassador Molari......:rotfl::rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

@ Jim :rotfl: LMAO

I'm so glad I saw this thread, shame about my keyboard though, I'm sure the coffee will drain out eventually....

Gods....ambassador Molari......:rotfl::rotfl:

Bloody Lehmann!!.....he's in trouble now. I've got a SWAT team organised for a 3am raid at his place http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img524/7044/machinegunno8.gif

http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img265/4616/rollingaroundlaughingmh6.gif

[twexl]

Origami

[twexl]

The ancient art of japanese paper twisting

[twexl]

Portsmouth football club held the FA cup 1939-1945:arrgh!:

[Paco]

I fight against my two little girls for kisses :rotfl:

whatch the flash movie (http://www.ffk-wilkinson.com/)

I've lost ;)
Paco.

http://pinguin.selfhost.de/linked_pics/fight_for_kisses.jpg

[Otto Von Strunf]

8, 10 and 13 :lol:

[Wolfehunter]

Paco very rich.:lol: I love it.:up:

[IrishUboot]

I had a copy of Morgenrot delivered last week...that should kill an hour or so...

[3Jane]

Some Potter stuff. Basic, but some are funny.

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://persephone.nu/711/tonks.GIF&imgrefurl=http://persephone.nu/711/&h=353&w=427&sz=10&tbnid=tC20GNba26kMRM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtonks%26um%3D1&start=3&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=3

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/7141/diaryqx7.gif

[Venatore]

Something to try while we wait :o :x :o :x :o :x :o :x :o :x

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q237/Venatore/Alternate/SpareTime01.jpg

[Venatore]

And this :o :x :o :x :o :x :o :x :o :x

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q237/Venatore/Alternate/SpareTime02.jpg

[The Milkman]

:damn:

[danlisa]

@ Ven - LOL:D

While waiting, make this image stop moving.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s64/danlisa_photo/optical-illusion.gif

[Venatore]

While we wait,

Have a look at this home footage of a haunted rocking chair in one of the most haunted houses in NSW Australia. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD7hLtwDmZk

[Jimbuna]

The old uns are still the best ;)

[Rotor]

read this amazing thread :88)