View Full Version : Romanian Convict Sues God For Breaking Baptismal Contract
Skybird
07-13-07, 07:12 AM
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,494225,00.html
No comment needed :D
Lol, but I bet Romanian insurance companies have a legal clause that exempts them from paying out in full in the event of an 'Act of God.'
:hmm:
bradclark1
07-13-07, 10:39 AM
I thought Gods address was Heaven?
The prison chaplin's gotta tell this nut "that God does not act without our will and that people have the freedom to choose between good and evil."
There's a few other things too, that need to be told... but when living in a world where everyone is a victim then why bother...?
The Avon Lady
07-16-07, 02:09 PM
The devil made her do it (http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2007/07/16/mom_who_tried_to_give_baby_to_satan_held/6945/)! :doh:
kiwi_2005
07-16-07, 03:51 PM
Only reason God doesn't destroy us is cause he spends most of his time laughing at us. We are his 24/7 comedy act.
Penelope_Grey
07-16-07, 04:09 PM
Looks very Billy Connolyish to me.
Skybird
07-16-07, 04:41 PM
Only reason God doesn't destroy us is cause he spends most of his time laughing at us. We are his 24/7 comedy act.
And maybe He is our millenia-long playing of "Chinese Whispers" :hmm: :lol:
Sailor Steve
07-16-07, 05:04 PM
Latest news: "God fails to appear in court. Warrant issued for arrest."
Of course anyone with half a brain would have to wonder: how do you sue someone people have to argue about the very existence of?
The Avon Lady
07-16-07, 11:44 PM
Of course anyone with half a brain would have to wonder: how do you sue someone people have to argue about the very existence of?
Could this guy (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070717/ap_on_re_us/colorado_capitol_shooting;_ylt=AgYumnLyaweYbksiLbj _XDys0NUE) have been the next best thing? :hmm:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/27/Man-who-sued-god-poster-0.jpg/200px-Man-who-sued-god-poster-0.jpg
Jimbuna
07-17-07, 09:23 AM
AND HE WON!! :lol: :up:
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