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Skybird
07-13-07, 07:12 AM
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,494225,00.html

No comment needed :D

jumpy
07-13-07, 08:34 AM
Lol, but I bet Romanian insurance companies have a legal clause that exempts them from paying out in full in the event of an 'Act of God.'
:hmm:

bradclark1
07-13-07, 10:39 AM
I thought Gods address was Heaven?

U-533
07-14-07, 07:51 AM
The prison chaplin's gotta tell this nut "that God does not act without our will and that people have the freedom to choose between good and evil."

There's a few other things too, that need to be told... but when living in a world where everyone is a victim then why bother...?

The Avon Lady
07-16-07, 02:09 PM
The devil made her do it (http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2007/07/16/mom_who_tried_to_give_baby_to_satan_held/6945/)! :doh:

kiwi_2005
07-16-07, 03:51 PM
Only reason God doesn't destroy us is cause he spends most of his time laughing at us. We are his 24/7 comedy act.

Penelope_Grey
07-16-07, 04:09 PM
Looks very Billy Connolyish to me.

Skybird
07-16-07, 04:41 PM
Only reason God doesn't destroy us is cause he spends most of his time laughing at us. We are his 24/7 comedy act.
And maybe He is our millenia-long playing of "Chinese Whispers" :hmm: :lol:

Sailor Steve
07-16-07, 05:04 PM
Latest news: "God fails to appear in court. Warrant issued for arrest."

Of course anyone with half a brain would have to wonder: how do you sue someone people have to argue about the very existence of?

The Avon Lady
07-16-07, 11:44 PM
Of course anyone with half a brain would have to wonder: how do you sue someone people have to argue about the very existence of?
Could this guy (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070717/ap_on_re_us/colorado_capitol_shooting;_ylt=AgYumnLyaweYbksiLbj _XDys0NUE) have been the next best thing? :hmm:

Reaves
07-17-07, 12:12 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/27/Man-who-sued-god-poster-0.jpg/200px-Man-who-sued-god-poster-0.jpg

Jimbuna
07-17-07, 09:23 AM
AND HE WON!! :lol: :up: