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kiwi_2005
06-08-07, 02:30 PM
My neighbour who moved in a couple of months ago is a prostitue. Im convinced.:roll:
Yeah i have been doing a bit of detective work actually a stakeout i feel like that guy from the movie Disturbia whos convince his neighbour is a serial killa, yet my neighbour is something else.
During the day cars arrive every hr or so, always males nicely dressed and mostly young to middle aged - between 20-30 min later they leave...
Her kids are all colors - white, brown and one even looked asian.:yep:
The cars never stop coming during the day and nite for some reason sundays their is no activitiy going on maybe shes at church?:lol:
The house she brought next to me is worth a fortune & she drives a late model subaru must be worth $40 grand easliy. She doesn't work so where she getting her money from...
Shes well dress always and very attractive. She waves and is well spoken... i wave back like an idiot:oops:
The temptation of christ or in my case Kiwi has ran through my mind many times...
Protitution was legalised 2 yrs ago here so these brothels are poping up all over the place, but to have a brothel next door! When i said to God one night "Dude You are the one and only God and all other Gods are false hear my plea tis time you sent me some pretty woman and make sure she can cook like my mum, Yours forever Kiwi, Amen.
Well i think God got it all wrong! Not that type of woman! Sheesh dude i might not be jewish but surely i deserve more respect than that! :rotfl:
Or I could be completly wrong and shes just well off with plenty of male friends.
Signing off
Kiwi "Nosy neigbour" 2005:roll:
PS I wonder if she can cook:hmm:
Officerpuppy
06-08-07, 02:33 PM
Lol, what an interesting post :lol:
Why don't you just knock on her door and ask for sugar :rotfl:
waste gate
06-08-07, 02:42 PM
How convenient for you.
Happy Times
06-08-07, 02:47 PM
How convenient for you.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
kiwi_2005
06-08-07, 02:55 PM
How convenient for you.
:rotfl::rotfl:
Think i'll just stick to hunting pigs and watching baywatch
waste gate
06-08-07, 03:04 PM
How convenient for you.
:rotfl::rotfl:
Think i'll just stick to hunting pigs and watching baywatch
Either way you pay. Up front or in the end.
One day you should just light up a J with her and straight up ask if she's a prostitute.
waste gate
06-08-07, 03:11 PM
One day you should just light up a J with her and straight up ask if she's a prostitute.
Yes, do that. Do something illegal to find out if someone who is doing something legal.:hmm:
Protitution was legalised 2 yrs ago
Tchocky
06-08-07, 03:12 PM
like a really stupid sting operation :D
One day you should just light up a J with her and straight up ask if she's a prostitute.
Yes, do that. Do something illegal to find out if someone who is doing something legal.:hmm:
Protitution was legalised 2 yrs ago
Yeah... why not? It'll serve two purposes: 1) to leak the juicy info out of her, and 2) it will be a great bonding experience. Think of the possibilities! Sometimes you just gotta work low-tech.
PeriscopeDepth
06-08-07, 03:55 PM
Yeah... why not? It'll serve two purposes: 1) to leak the juicy info out of her
I don't think you possibly could have said that any worse considering it's a prostitute.
PD
SUBMAN1
06-08-07, 04:09 PM
I'd also guess drug dealer, or maybe a combination. Basically the scum of the Earth lives next door. Nice. Time to move.
-S
PS. I'd catch her off gaurd one day while she is outside and point blank ask her what she does and tell her what you've seen. I'd be curious to here her response.
Hah, yea, I can sympathise with you. In a similar vein, I suspect my neighbours here are pot dealers as there is a strangely consistent stream of raucious youth coming to their place at all sorts of hours on all sorts of days :hmm:
Tchocky
06-08-07, 04:13 PM
SUBMAN.......what?
robbo180265
06-08-07, 04:16 PM
SUBMAN.......what?
Glad it wasn't just me:o
kiwi_2005
06-08-07, 04:29 PM
One day you should just light up a J with her and straight up ask if she's a prostitute.
I dont think shes that kind of prostitute, what do you call those call girls? Im knew to this folks im a country bloke:roll: . So she is a highclass prostitute? is it a profession. If i walked up to her with a J she would probably slam the door in my face. She doesn't look like some scanty whore that hangs near a red light. So i think yeah shes a high class one? Is that the word. The men that visit her look like bussiness men dressed in suits etc.,
Could be wrong she could be a bussiness woman running her business from home. She says hello and is very well mannered we just saying our greetings and move on sort off.
Stakeout still in progress :p
actually this is fun. :rotfl:
Edit: Correction actually this is friggin sad! Im just a nosy neigbour whos all of a sudden has a good reason to wake up every morning - theirs some attractive woman living next door! Sheesh! :roll::roll::lol:
Camaero
06-08-07, 04:40 PM
Good god man! A high class whore right next door? Perfect! :lol:
robbo180265
06-08-07, 04:48 PM
One day you should just light up a J with her and straight up ask if she's a prostitute.
I dont think shes that kind of prostitute, what do you call those call girls? Im knew to this folks im a country bloke:roll: . So she is a highclass prostitute? is it a profession. If i walked up to her with a J she would probably slam the door in my face. She doesn't look like some scanty whore that hangs near a red light. So i think yeah shes a high class one? Is that the word. The men that visit her look like bussiness men dressed in suits etc.,
Could be wrong she could be a bussiness woman running her business from home. She says hello and is very well mannered we just saying our greetings and move on sort off.
Stakeout still in progress :p
actually this is fun. :rotfl:
Edit: Correction actually this is friggin sad! Im just a nosy neigbour whos all of a sudden has a good reason to wake up every morning - theirs some attractive woman living next door! Sheesh! :roll::roll::lol:
Seeing as you're stalking,.....sorry she's under surveillance,how's about some photo's????:D :D :D
SUBMAN1
06-08-07, 04:59 PM
SUBMAN.......what?
I was saying that I'd point blank ask her what she was doing. I'd probably make her uncomfortable in some way too, like tell her the police have also been checking her out.
-S
Tchocky
06-08-07, 05:03 PM
In a country where prostitution is legal?
Do you make a point of harassing people for no reason?
What I was asking about was your drug dealer/scum of the earth remark.
It's nice to see that the world's supply of prejudice and vitriol is in good shape.
robbo180265
06-08-07, 05:09 PM
In a country where prostitution is legal?
Do you make a point of harassing people for no reason?
What I was asking about was your drug dealer/scum of the earth remark.
It's nice to see that the world's supply of prejudice and vitriol is in good shape.
I was talking about the prostitution, dont think I'm with you on the drug dealing scum issue.There are some nasty drugs out there,and the people taking them are the people mugging Grannies for thier fix.The people who supply those drugs are scum IMHO.
Unless I was reading your post wrong...
Tchocky
06-08-07, 05:13 PM
It's the automatic assumption that reeks.
I'll just quote.
I'd also guess drug dealer, or maybe a combination. Basically the scum of the Earth lives next door. Nice. Time to move.
robbo180265
06-08-07, 05:14 PM
It's the automatic assumption that reeks.
I'll just quote.
I'd also guess drug dealer, or maybe a combination. Basically the scum of the Earth lives next door. Nice. Time to move.
That makes more sense.
Well prostitution, especially if its legal, is hardly a "scum of the earth" job. In fact it should please all you capitalists. I mean its straight up supply and demand. Adam Smith would probably take one look and say "I practically invented that, and I'm gonna go get some too". What else is a lonely economist gonna do I ask?
And drug dealing... well until you see a waft of smoke coming out of the windows and a constant supply of cheech and chong videos being rented you might need to hold judgement, something thats hard to do around here.
Penelope_Grey
06-08-07, 07:41 PM
Or she may have her own business and is working from home. She says she has no job for tax reasons?
XabbaRus
06-08-07, 07:48 PM
Well if she is she belongs to one of the two oldes professions in the world. At least this one is WSYWIG.
If it is legal in NZ and she is what can be done. I think making prostitution illegal is daft anyway.
kiwi_2005
06-08-07, 07:53 PM
well im starting to feel like this fella :lol:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/Kiwi_Frank/18299769204668e6da57b77.gif
abit confused this stakeout is getting to me, better get some sleep...
FIREWALL
06-08-07, 08:12 PM
I'd also guess drug dealer, or maybe a combination. Basically the scum of the Earth lives next door. Nice. Time to move.
-S
PS. I'd catch her off gaurd one day while she is outside and point blank ask her what she does and tell her what you've seen. I'd be curious to here her response.
What if some of her nicely dressed young and middle aged friends later
" catch you off guard while your outside and ask you point blank what your problem is "
Could be a bit painfull. :yep:
bradclark1
06-08-07, 08:16 PM
I think making prostitution illegal is daft anyway.
Yeah, I agree. It's never made sense to me either.
Or she may have her own business and is working from home. She says she has no job for tax reasons?
Nope. If you have brown kids and male visitors you are a whore and a drug dealer. Don't you know?
waste gate
06-08-07, 08:22 PM
Or she may have her own business and is working from home. She says she has no job for tax reasons?
She has her own business;) . And is working from home;) .
She has no job for tax reasons;) .
Sounds good to me.;) ;) ;)
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more!
darius359au
06-08-07, 09:23 PM
Or she may have her own business and is working from home. She says she has no job for tax reasons?
She has her own business;) . And is working from home;) .
She has no job for tax reasons;) .
Sounds good to me.;) ;) ;)
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more!
If it legal , then its a job and she's gotta pay tax - I'd really love to see the Business Tax form for it and I really don't want to know what kind of work expenses could be claimed for deductions ;):lol::lol::rotfl::rotfl:
Camaero
06-08-07, 10:16 PM
I have to say seriously though, leave this woman alone! After you take some pictures for us, quit snooping on her. There is nothing worse than that little nosey neighbor who always watches through the window. If there is no loud music constantly blaring or something similar, then leave your neighbor alone, and hope that she will leave you alone.
I used to have a neighbor who would spy on everyone. Tt is nothing short of creepy, and screams out that someone needs to get a life! :88)
Bah, just look in the yellow pages for an escort that's address happens to be the one next door. I'm sure she advertises somewhere...
:yep:
kiwi_2005
06-08-07, 10:26 PM
I have to say seriously though, leave this woman alone! After you take some pictures for us, quit snooping on her. There is nothing worse than that little nosey neighbor who always watches through the window. If there is no loud music constantly blaring or something similar, then leave your neighbor alone, and hope that she will leave you alone.
I used to have a neighbor who would spy on everyone. Tt is nothing short of creepy, and screams out that someone needs to get a life! :88)
I agree, the novetly has wear off. more out of curisoty than anything else. We country folks are nosy parkers anyway. We never had someone like this live close where she's got ppl turning up 24/7 its like Whats going on here?
I'll let her get on with whatever life she's living...
And to those who requested photos, Sorry man no photos!:arrgh!:
Camaero
06-09-07, 12:45 AM
And to those who requested photos, Sorry man no photos!:arrgh!:
Damnit!:cry:
robbo180265
06-09-07, 12:48 AM
And to those who requested photos, Sorry man no photos!:arrgh!:
Damnit!:cry:
Indeed:arrgh!:
Happy Times
06-09-07, 01:00 AM
Seems most here have visited one in their life.:roll: If she is good looking, single, and lives next door, of course you are going to invite her over, doh!:doh: Have a BBQ or something.. Remember something nice for the kids, thats the key with single parents.;)
Seems most here have visited one in their life.:roll: If she is good looking, single, and lives next door, of course you are going to invite her over, doh!:doh: Have a BBQ or something.. Remember something nice for the kids, thats the key with single parents.;)
And maybe a J.
MaxT.dk
06-09-07, 04:44 AM
What's your location? We might spy on her with Google Maps :rotfl:
micky1up
06-09-07, 04:50 AM
she might kust be a chiropractor or a proffesional massuse
and what you really saying is your a peeping tom:lol:
she might kust be a chiropractor or a proffesional massuse
Thats what half the ads in the back of the Georgia Straight are around here. I mean, I got alot of options if I want a sensual asian massage.:rotfl:
GakunGak
06-09-07, 06:09 AM
she might kust be a chiropractor or a proffesional massuse
Thats what half the ads in the back of the Georgia Straight are around here. I mean, I got alot of options if I want a sensual asian massage.:rotfl:
Thailand massage, my favorite!
Just kidding.
My advice: LEAVE THAT WOMAN ALONE, respect her privacy. Return her greetings, be polite, help her when she needs help, and that should be all...
Like someone would listen to me anyway...:88)
GakunGak
06-09-07, 06:09 AM
she might kust be a chiropractor or a proffesional massuse
Thats what half the ads in the back of the Georgia Straight are around here. I mean, I got alot of options if I want a sensual asian massage.:rotfl:
Thailand massage, my favorite!
Just kidding.
My advice: LEAVE THAT WOMAN ALONE, respect her privacy. Return her greetings, be polite, help her when she needs help, and that should be all...
Like someone would listen to me anyway...:88)
HunterICX
06-09-07, 06:18 AM
if your curious whats she does, just have a innocent chat and ask her whats she is doing for a living.
if she sais something...just continue and ask here, oh thats why there is always traffic in front of your door from people going in and out.
GakunGak
06-09-07, 06:24 AM
No, better yet, bake a cookie and say: I made this just for you.
Now, what you will do for me?:arrgh!:
MaxT.dk
06-09-07, 06:33 AM
No, better yet, bake a cookie and say: I made this just for you.
Now, what you will do for me?:arrgh!: He's not a small boy to do that :p
It should be more like...
None of that.
The Management
GakunGak
06-09-07, 06:35 AM
No, better yet, bake a cookie and say: I made this just for you.
Now, what you will do for me?:arrgh!: He's not a small boy to do that :p
It should be more like...
None of that.
The Management
How romantic...:cry:
Maybe you're right...:rock:
Jimbuna
06-09-07, 07:04 AM
Send me her address :lol:
GakunGak
06-09-07, 07:06 AM
Send me her address :lol:
send me her e-mail/IM...:|\\
Onkel Neal
06-09-07, 09:38 AM
and what you really saying is your a peeping tom:lol:
:rotfl:
GakunGak
06-09-07, 09:41 AM
Nice, even Neal is here.
Now, let's pack things and go to see that pro ho.:hmm:
Ishmael
06-09-07, 11:12 AM
Well, you could either tell her one of the two following phrases:
"I love you no s**t! I buy you air-conditioned Honda. I take you Stateside, get you job cibil serbice."
"Listen, honey. Everybody tells me you're a lousy lay, but I refuse to believe them. I told them, No, No! She's not like that at all!"
Or, you could scrape together a few hundred smackers & cut to the chase. Tell her you've noticed she has a lot of 1-hour friends and would like to join the parade.
Jimbuna
06-09-07, 11:46 AM
For a couple of hundred bucks :hmm: That mightn't even buy the time to form in the queue :nope:
Ishmael
06-09-07, 12:13 PM
For a couple of hundred bucks :hmm: That mightn't even buy the time to form in the queue :nope:
Sounds like one of Deborah Palfrey's "escorts" to me.
GakunGak
06-09-07, 02:38 PM
I have an idea: Why not film her in the action and start your own website. Man, the dudes would pay for it just to see. Plenty of time, plenty of web space and plenty of money. Also, try not to forget her 30% cut of the income!:yep:
Jimbuna
06-09-07, 02:44 PM
I hope you mom isn't peeping over your shoulder whilst your posting on this thread :lol:
GakunGak
06-09-07, 02:46 PM
I hope you mom isn't peeping over your shoulder whilst your posting on this thread :lol:
That's why I use Avant browser...:lol:
No, for real...:arrgh!:
Jimbuna
06-09-07, 02:50 PM
I hope you mom isn't peeping over your shoulder whilst your posting on this thread :lol:
That's why I use Avant browser...:lol:
No, for real...:arrgh!:
:up:
If the "Johns" are coming and going every hour or so...she must be really cheap.
OR
Shes selling drugs.
OR
BOTH!
I have to say if there is drugs involved, get the law involved!
Run the scummy dirt bags out of town on a rail.
Just move if you have to...
Because sooner or later someone always gets hurt... or dead.
I have never been around prostitutes that didn't do drugs someway or another...
Just because they seem "HIGH CLASS" means their choice of conscience blocker costs more.
GakunGak
06-10-07, 06:50 AM
I don't think there should be this kind state of emergency....
I mean, what if she works for the goverment?:hmm:
Captain Nemo
06-11-07, 05:30 AM
If it is legal in NZ and she is what can be done. I think making prostitution illegal is daft anyway.
In England (not sure about Scotland and Wales) selling your body for sex is not illegal. It is the 'soliciting' bit that is the illegal part. But I would have to agree that it is pointless outlawing the oldest trade in the book.
Nemo
I have never been around prostitutes that didn't do drugs someway or another...
So then you have experience with this sort of thing. Oh tell us some stories!
Happy Times
06-11-07, 06:20 AM
I know strippers and they dont use drugs, very different thing but i dont think you have to be a junky to be a whore either..
People have different wiews when it comes to sex.
robbo180265
06-11-07, 06:30 AM
The house she brought next to me is worth a fortune & she drives a late model subaru must be worth $40 grand easliy. She doesn't work so where she getting her money from...
Shes well dress always and very attractive. She waves and is well spoken... i wave back like an idiot:oops:
Hardly sounds like a description of a drug addict does it?
Officerpuppy
06-11-07, 06:58 AM
This thread has become quite popular, I wonder what she would say knowing there are 66 posts (as I type this) based on speculation on what she does or doesn't do with her life. :rotfl:
kiwi_2005
06-11-07, 07:21 AM
The house she brought next to me is worth a fortune & she drives a late model subaru must be worth $40 grand easliy. She doesn't work so where she getting her money from...
Shes well dress always and very attractive. She waves and is well spoken... i wave back like an idiot:oops:
Hardly sounds like a description of a drug addict does it?
i never said she was a drug addict? Or are you suggesting she is. Other ppl have suggested to me she is. I know shes not. Im convinced shes a profession call girl, they make a good living out of it from what i can see and, and, AND, she lives like next to me! :lol:
:roll:
GakunGak
06-11-07, 11:23 AM
The house she brought next to me is worth a fortune & she drives a late model subaru must be worth $40 grand easliy. She doesn't work so where she getting her money from...
Shes well dress always and very attractive. She waves and is well spoken... i wave back like an idiot:oops:
Hardly sounds like a description of a drug addict does it?
i never said she was a drug addict? Or are you suggesting she is. Other ppl have suggested to me she is. I know shes not. Im convinced shes a profession call girl, they make a good living out of it from what i can see and, and, AND, she lives like next to me! :lol:
:roll:
Then what are you waiting for?
Go get her!:arrgh!:
One women selling her body, that's nothing! :D
I live, or used to live 50 meters from a bordello, they closed it a moth ago since they kept a black woman prissinor. A SWAT unit stormed the house, and cleaned out the trash.
I am a happy man now, because the most illegal person on my street is me. I am guilty of taking too much alcohol across the border.:p
Good luck with you neighbor Kiwi, pray for a SWAT unit to visit her.;)
robbo180265
06-11-07, 03:02 PM
The house she brought next to me is worth a fortune & she drives a late model subaru must be worth $40 grand easliy. She doesn't work so where she getting her money from...
Shes well dress always and very attractive. She waves and is well spoken... i wave back like an idiot:oops:
Hardly sounds like a description of a drug addict does it?
i never said she was a drug addict? Or are you suggesting she is. Other ppl have suggested to me she is. I know shes not. Im convinced shes a profession call girl, they make a good living out of it from what i can see and, and, AND, she lives like next to me! :lol:
:roll:
No mate, I wasn't talking about you, and I was using your original paragraph to prove that some people around here like(wrongly IMHO) labeling other people who may or may not be doing something which they diagree with.
Clear as mud eh?
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