Kapt_Phil is sloshed!

[Frau_Phillips]

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk. ;)

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P

[Letum]

Im utterl pissed as well but its much duller. port, chhepish, but good.
heres breaking my no posting when pissed rule but its a special post.
edit: the english menings

[kiwi_2005]

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk. ;)

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P

Phone sex i thought that went out of fashion in the 90s:hmm::p:roll:

[Frau_Phillips]

"Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?"

[waste gate]

"Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?"

How much beer/liquor does it take before the K-man starts speaking in gibberish?
My understanding is that he is rather tall; 6'7" or so.

I'm 5'7" on a good day, and four beers put me on my ass. You can put a fork in me ......... I'm done.

[Frau_Phillips]

I may be exaggerating a bit, he was nowhere near like that. He was slurring and giggling and talking complete Ess H Eye Tee, but he wasn't quiiite on his ass.

Believe me, I've lived with an alcoholic, I know the subtle nuances of the different stages of drunkeness. XP

[waste gate]

Ess H Eye Tee

Wot wot...wait wot...whaaaaaat are you tefllgghher. What are you telkhfsdlfd. What are you telling them? Fleemmmergh?"

I guess I don't understand what this means. Sounds like gibberish to me, but I'm old.

You love-birds probably know what it means.

[Oberon]

:hmm:

Must have been Subsim booze-up night last night then, I cracked open a couple of bottles of vintage Newcastle Brown.

Best before 30/11/05? Bah, stuff and nonsense!! :rock:

[Chock]

I'm feeling a bit grim today too, having indulged in the Champagne last night in celebration with my wife for one of her dogs winning the big best in show prize at a dog show yesterday.

:rotfl:

:D Chock

[Jimbuna]

way ay man.....broon dog :rock:gan canny mind :arrgh!:

[U-533]

what do ya do with a drunkin sailor
what do ya do with a drunkin sailor
what do ya do with a drunkin sailor

earlie in the mornin

put'em in the boat an row'em over
put'em in the boat an row'em over
put'em in the boat an row'em over

earlie in the mornin

wiegh hey drunkon sailor
wiegh hey drunkin sailor
wiegh aye drunkin sailor

urlye in the mornin

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[bigboywooly]

:hmm:

Best before 30/11/05? Bah, stuff and nonsense!! :rock:

:nope:
How the hell did you let it get so out of date
Shame on you
Mine last less than a week in my house

:rotfl:

Drink quicker

Responsibly

[Oberon]

Lol, had a nasty experience mixing drinks a few years back, put me off it for a bit, but last night I thought what the heck and dusted it off. :up:

[Jimbuna]

Lol, had a nasty experience mixing drinks a few years back, put me off it for a bit, but last night I thought what the heck and dusted it off. :up:

Yep, Watneys brewery had a lot to answer for down south over the years http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8973/spewingbs4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

:rotfl:

[Lagger123987]

tipsy

i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!

[Rose]

tipsy

i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!

I'd keep that to yourself mate...

Back on topic: I indulged myself with more than a couple brews last night... Woke up at 2 in the morning laying in my own throw-up. One of the worst nights of my life. Good learning experience though... I guess.

[GakunGak]

Lol, had a nasty experience mixing drinks a few years back, put me off it for a bit, but last night I thought what the heck and dusted it off. :up:
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These are from my forum, check them out...
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[Polak]

tipsy
i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!
I'd keep that to yourself mate...

Back on topic: I indulged myself with more than a couple brews last night... Woke up at 2 in the morning laying in my own throw-up. One of the worst nights of my life. Good learning experience though... I guess.
:-?

I once woke up in a small village out in no-where in Poland after drinking to much wodka. I just arived to the country on the same day... :-?

[Jimbuna]

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk. ;)

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P

Don't forget to show him this thread when he sobers up :lol:

[Happy Times]

tipsy
i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!
I'd keep that to yourself mate...

Back on topic: I indulged myself with more than a couple brews last night... Woke up at 2 in the morning laying in my own throw-up. One of the worst nights of my life. Good learning experience though... I guess.
:-?

I once woke up in a small village out in no-where in Poland after drinking to much wodka. I just arived to the country on the same day... :-?

I once woke up outside in strange park, two cops came looking if im alive. Nothing was taken but i had a phonenumber written in my hand.;) But never been that drunk again, not a nice feeling being totally out.:nope:

[Polak]

tipsy
i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!
I'd keep that to yourself mate...

Back on topic: I indulged myself with more than a couple brews last night... Woke up at 2 in the morning laying in my own throw-up. One of the worst nights of my life. Good learning experience though... I guess. :-?

I once woke up in a small village out in no-where in Poland after drinking to much wodka. I just arived to the country on the same day... :-?
I once woke up outside in strange park, two cops came looking if im alive. Nothing was taken but i had a phonenumber written in my hand.;) But never been that drunk again, not a nice feeling being totally out.:nope:

I agree with you, it's not a nice feeling. I had to get home after my adventure, I was still dead drunk, and even today I don't know where I was. :D
Took me 2 hours to get to the nearest big city, which was Gdansk. From Gdansk it took me an other 4 hours to get home. The funny thing was that I saluted all the train conductors on the way and asked them for help. I said that I was a sailor and that I needed to get back to base. Everyone believed me and helped me quickly since there is a large naval base in my town. :D
The sad thing is that I have been that drunk more timmes, but those ended better.

[Happy Times]

tipsy
i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!
I'd keep that to yourself mate...

Back on topic: I indulged myself with more than a couple brews last night... Woke up at 2 in the morning laying in my own throw-up. One of the worst nights of my life. Good learning experience though... I guess. :-?

I once woke up in a small village out in no-where in Poland after drinking to much wodka. I just arived to the country on the same day... :-?
I once woke up outside in strange park, two cops came looking if im alive. Nothing was taken but i had a phonenumber written in my hand.;) But never been that drunk again, not a nice feeling being totally out.:nope:

I agree with you, it's not a nice feeling. I had to get home after my adventure, I was still dead drunk, and even today I don't know where I was. :D
Took me 2 hours to get to the nearest big city, which was Gdansk. From Gdansk it took me an other 4 hours to get home. The funny thing was that I saluted all the train conductors on the way and asked them for help. I said that I was a sailor and that I needed to get back to base. Everyone believed me and helped me quickly since there is a large naval base in my town. :D
The sad thing is that I have been that drunk more timmes, but those ended better.

I laughed when my fried called one morning from Germany. He was somewhere in the countryside, he had took a train out of Munich. He had gotten in a fight with some tranvestites before that.:lol: I havent debrifed him that well yet, he still has amoral hangover about the whole trip..;)

[Polak]

tipsy
i LOVE THAT SONG! TIPSY BY J-KWON!
I'd keep that to yourself mate...

Back on topic: I indulged myself with more than a couple brews last night... Woke up at 2 in the morning laying in my own throw-up. One of the worst nights of my life. Good learning experience though... I guess. :-?

I once woke up in a small village out in no-where in Poland after drinking to much wodka. I just arived to the country on the same day... :-?
I once woke up outside in strange park, two cops came looking if im alive. Nothing was taken but i had a phonenumber written in my hand.;) But never been that drunk again, not a nice feeling being totally out.:nope:
I agree with you, it's not a nice feeling. I had to get home after my adventure, I was still dead drunk, and even today I don't know where I was. :D
Took me 2 hours to get to the nearest big city, which was Gdansk. From Gdansk it took me an other 4 hours to get home. The funny thing was that I saluted all the train conductors on the way and asked them for help. I said that I was a sailor and that I needed to get back to base. Everyone believed me and helped me quickly since there is a large naval base in my town. :D
The sad thing is that I have been that drunk more timmes, but those ended better.
I laughed when my fried called one morning from Germany. He was somewhere in the countryside, he had took a train out of Munich. He had gotten in a fight with some tranvestites before that.:lol: I havent debrifed him that well yet, he still has amoral hangover about the whole trip..;)

Well, it look's as if alcohol is NEVER good. If you really think about it, alcohol is only good for cleaning wounds. :D

[Frau_Phillips]

The only time I ever drank was St. Patricks Day of this year. My friends made me drink a shot without telling me how to. It went up my nose.

MISERABLE experience. XP

[Rose]

After every bad drinking experience I always say, "never again!" ... And then one week later I'm back at it :roll:

[Polak]

After every bad drinking experience I always say, "never again!" ... And then one week later I'm back at it :roll:
That's a classic! An other one is "Oh my god, what have I done?!":D
I am glad that I don't drink as much today as I used to.

[Yahoshua]

For god sakes don't any of you know when to stop?

[bookworm_020]

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk. ;)

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P
Don't forget to show him this thread when he sobers up :lol:

But will either one remember what happened???:hmm: Now I know why I don't drink, I can remember what happened to the ones who do!:up:

[NefariousKoel]

For god sakes don't any of you know when to stop?

I never say "never" when it comes to drinkin'. I have no denial.

Cheers ya bastids!
:()1:

[Jimbuna]

Heehee, I'm ont he phone with more my more than tipsy boyfriend. He's currently slurring very seriously about the afterlife, and describing how your "ears will like, pop" as you go toward the white light XD And he's trying to convince me he's been quite careful and is definitely not drunk. ;)

Now he's singing and whispering, "I'm taking my clothes off!"

Just though y'all'd like to know ;P
Don't forget to show him this thread when he sobers up :lol:

But will either one remember what happened???:hmm: Now I know why I don't drink, I can remember what happened to the ones who do!:up:

Precisely :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Oberon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTa7WPsYTnA

[GakunGak]

For those who wonder how do I look like when mortal drunk,
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=GakunGak
Don't bother to remember what I said, I was out of control...:damn:

[Jimbuna]

For those who wonder how do I look like when mortal drunk,
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=GakunGak
Don't bother to remember what I said, I was out of control...:damn:

I'm intrigued sir...which one are you ? :hmm:

[GakunGak]

For those who wonder how do I look like when mortal drunk,
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=GakunGak
Don't bother to remember what I said, I was out of control...:damn:

I'm intrigued sir...which one are you ? :hmm:
http://photos.hi5.com/0002/728/654/luRNrX728654-02.jpg
That's me!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

Rgr :up:

[GakunGak]

Hard to belive, ain't it?:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

What ? :hmm:
That you smoke cigars, or have a moustache ? :lol:

[GakunGak]

What ? :hmm:
That you smoke cigars, or have a moustache ? :lol:
Now, don't make me call Lurch!!!:lol:
http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1213674/article_images/johnastinisgreatasgomezaddams.jpg

[kurtz]

Oddly enough after a day in the freezing rain manning Frau Kurtz's stall at the canal festival I popped round some friends drank a bottle of red wine then started a hunt for some other stuff didn't get back till 0200 am then up at 08-00 to do it all again luckily the festival was called off due to the typical bank holiday weather. Might just have a shower and a nap now.

[GakunGak]

Oddly enough after a day in the freezing rain manning Frau Kurtz's stall at the canal festival I popped round some friends drank a bottle of red wine then started a hunt for some other stuff didn't get back till 0200 am then up at 08-00 to do it all again luckily the festival was called off due to the typical bank holiday weather. Might just have a shower and a nap now.
What were you hunting, if not a big secret?

P.S. MI6/CIA/FSB/KGB/MI5/NSA/DOD/MOD and other s**t are watching you...:yep:

[kurtz]

sorry unclear post, I meant hunting down more drink, found some french aniseed stuff and then some lemon cointreau which tasted suspiciously like disinfectant, still feeling no worse thatn usual this morning.