View Full Version : I usually dont whine ...
... but for once I have to write a complaint.
The complaint is directed at the pilots of a Sunderland that patrolled the harbour of Reykjavik in early 1942. This complaint is directed at Sunderland pilots who fly in GWX, by the way.
Dear pilots, I was having my most pulse-racing SH3 patrol yet, dodging destroyers to the left and right in shallow waters, and finally getting into the harbour.
There I sunk 1 Destroyer, 1 Liberty Cargo and 1 Medium Merchant.
My crew went wild and we all looked foreward to the champagne and prostitutes back in Brest.
So why did you guys in the Sunderland find it acceptable to crash into my conning tower when I finally got out of the blasted harbour?
My last savegame was conveniently "in base before mission". :stare:
RIP, U-581.
Mooncatt
12-29-06, 08:27 AM
:rotfl: unlucky m8
danlisa
12-29-06, 08:30 AM
:rotfl::rotfl:The 'eye-candy' killed you.:rotfl::rotfl: ppbbllfft!!:p
So is this a thumbs up for GWX or a thumbs down? I'm pretty sure that that kind of random event didn't happen much. But then again thats just so freaking sweet.
I can see how hard it was to make GWX. All these decisions, all this balancing.
:rotfl:
AVGWarhawk
12-29-06, 08:35 AM
Maybe you should remove that banner on the conning tower that says "This is where the party is!":o
I actually jumped out of the chair and put my face down in a pillow. This was the last part of my best patrol yet, I had no torpedoes left, no deckgun ammo, and was very low on flak ammo. An eventful patrol indeed.
Damn you Sunderland! DAMN YOU!
(By the way, this is no thumbs down to GWX, I cant remember having this much fun with SH3 since it first came out, heck, I dont even make movies anymore, I just play!)
Patboot
12-29-06, 08:50 AM
One has to ask: Why did you not dive to avoid the Pig-on-the-wing?
Damnit, didnt want that question. :rotfl:
Okay, my oxygen was in the red, I had just surfaced after a long haul underwater at 2 knots. I saw the plane early, manuvered so my sub was as small as possible, considered diving, but thought: "Its a Sunderland, how dangerous could it be?"
In short: I got greedy.
AVGWarhawk
12-29-06, 08:55 AM
One has to ask: Why did you not dive to avoid the Pig-on-the-wing?
Someone always has to throw logic in our face......:nope:
One has to ask: Why did you not dive to avoid the Pig-on-the-wing?
Someone always has to throw logic in our face......:nope:
:rotfl::rotfl:
Jimbuna
12-29-06, 10:18 AM
Well...coming from the North East of England I can only say one thing...."what else can you expect from a mackem" :rotfl: :rotfl:
mookiemookie
12-29-06, 10:28 AM
Japanese conscript pilots?
"Kamakaze! Divine Wind!" :lol:
Oh, I see ...
I forgot to mention my flak gunners DID put some bullets in the Sunderland, but its a flying boat, so they could have landed somewhere else. Very cheeky of them.
Schatten
12-29-06, 11:01 AM
Oh, I see ...
I forgot to mention my flak gunners DID put some bullets in the Sunderland, but its a flying boat, so they could have landed somewhere else. Very cheeky of them.
Maybe they were just attempting to land to give the bullets back and the pilot got so distracted by your conning tower emblem that he just misjudged a tad on the landing?
I've had planes ruin my day before on the homebound leg of a great patrol. It's never fun...well actually it is after I'm done swearing and/or crying. Much better than the stock aircraft which I used to just stand on the bridge making rude gestures towards knowing they couldn't do much more than throw harsh language my way. :arrgh!:
Sailor Steve
12-29-06, 11:37 AM
[quote=stabiz]Maybe they were just attempting to land to give the bullets back and the pilot got so distracted by your conning tower emblem that he just misjudged a tad on the landing?
:rotfl:
Those Brits; always so polite.
Herr Russ
12-29-06, 01:55 PM
Bernard was on that plane & wanted to say hi to his shipmates :know:
This is a classical episode, where blaming Bernard is the most proper to do. No doubt that he has contributed to this. Stabiz, you were a brave kaleun, but Bernard stupidly ended your career.. (Putting Christmas light on the Subs deck to celebrate, isnt a good idea as long as it resembles runway lights..):nope:
And damn, GWX, for not letting Stabiz produce videos..:nope: Now i'll just have to watch ordinary p*rn.......:nope:
:rotfl::rotfl:
:rotfl:
Seth, go to the corner of the bridge and dont come back until we are attacked by planes! Shame on you and your dirty brain!
:rotfl:
Seth, go to the corner of the bridge and dont come back until we are attacked by planes! Shame on you and your dirty brain!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Blame the long patrols without women! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Jimbuna
12-30-06, 05:11 AM
:rotfl:
Seth, go to the corner of the bridge and dont come back until we are attacked by planes! Shame on you and your dirty brain!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Blame the long patrols without women! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Don't let that stop you...the odd boat had a mascot IIRC :rotfl: :up:
HunterICX
12-30-06, 06:20 AM
Bernard was on that plane & wanted to say hi to his shipmates :know:
Just imagine that one,
In Plane:
Bernard: I miss the Uboat Warfare...my last captain was nice
Co-Pilot: Concentrate on the flying please
Bernard: Ooo...ok..flying is fun
Co-Pilot: It is a duty Bernard!
Bernard: I see a submarine...its my last captain!
Co-Pilot: I see...now continue the....
Bernard: Mesa Wanna say HI!
Co-Pilot: What?!
On the Sub:
WO: Airplane Spotted!
Capt: I see man the flaks!
WO: Ow dear god...dont let it be true...I read on the Side
Capt: What!?!?!!
WO: Its...its...BERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Capt:FIRE ON WILL!!! FIRE ON WILL!!! SHOOT THAT PLANE DOWN!!! I WANT THAT PLANE DOWN!
WO: But sir its our Spy plane we captured!
Capt: I dont CARE!!! SHOOT THAT SON OF A (BLEEP!) DOWN!
On plane:
Bernard: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII KALEUN!!!!!!!!
Co-Pilot: NO BERNARD!!! DONT!!! DIVE!
On Sub:
Capt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*CRASH!*
Bernard: Hi captain!
Capt: YOU LITTLE (BLEEP)!!! I,M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!
1 hour later on a Row boat:
Capt: For god sakes..what a day.
Co-Pilot: Now I know why the Kriegsmarine wanted to get rid of him
Capt: Yeah, BERNARD KEEP ROWING!
*BONK!*
Capt: What was that!
Bernard: Its a black big round spikey ball in the water sir, let me poke it with my peddel.
Capt&Co-Pilot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:rotfl:
Just imagine that one,
In Plane:
Bernard: I miss the Uboat Warfare...my last captain was nice
Co-Pilot: Concentrate on the flying please
Bernard: Ooo...ok..flying is fun
Co-Pilot: It is a duty Bernard!
Bernard: I see a submarine...its my last captain!
Co-Pilot: I see...now continue the....
Bernard: Mesa Wanna say HI!
Co-Pilot: What?!
On the Sub:
WO: Airplane Spotted!
Capt: I see man the flaks!
WO: Ow dear god...dont let it be true...I read on the Side
Capt: What!?!?!!
WO: Its...its...BERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Capt:FIRE ON WILL!!! FIRE ON WILL!!! SHOOT THAT PLANE DOWN!!! I WANT THAT PLANE DOWN!
WO: But sir its our Spy plane we captured!
Capt: I dont CARE!!! SHOOT THAT SON OF A (BLEEP!) DOWN!
On plane:
Bernard: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII KALEUN!!!!!!!!
Co-Pilot: NO BERNARD!!! DONT!!! DIVE!
On Sub:
Capt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*CRASH!*
Bernard: Hi captain!
Capt: YOU LITTLE (BLEEP)!!! I,M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!
1 hour later on a Row boat:
Capt: For god sakes..what a day.
Co-Pilot: Now I know why the Kriegsmarine wanted to get rid of him
Capt: Yeah, BERNARD KEEP ROWING!
*BONK!*
Capt: What was that!
Bernard: Its a black big round spikey ball in the water sir, let me poke it with my peddel.
Capt&Co-Pilot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:rotfl: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Thats some of the best i have ever red about Bernard!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should write more like this!!! I LAUGHED MY @SS OFF!!!!1
@ Jimbuna: :rotfl::rotfl:the mascot scared, and he's hiding...I dont know why, but it could have something to do with a boat full of dirty men who havent seen womans in a looong time...:rotfl::rotfl:
@Stabiz: Sorry, dont mean to hijack....:nope:
Jimbuna
12-30-06, 03:51 PM
@ Jimbuna: :rotfl::rotfl:the mascot scared, and he's hiding...I dont know why, but it could have something to do with a boat full of dirty men who havent seen womans in a looong time...:rotfl::rotfl:
@Stabiz: Sorry, dont mean to hijack....:nope:
Tell that to the mascot mate...I believe you....honestly.....thousands wouldn't mind :rotfl: :rotfl:
Oh you gotta watch out for those Goth sunderlands
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/Short20Sunderland20Mk2020V.jpg
bigboywooly
12-30-06, 04:15 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl:
azn_132
12-30-06, 04:27 PM
Just imagine that one,
In Plane:
Bernard: I miss the Uboat Warfare...my last captain was nice
Co-Pilot: Concentrate on the flying please
Bernard: Ooo...ok..flying is fun
Co-Pilot: It is a duty Bernard!
Bernard: I see a submarine...its my last captain!
Co-Pilot: I see...now continue the....
Bernard: Mesa Wanna say HI!
Co-Pilot: What?!
On the Sub:
WO: Airplane Spotted!
Capt: I see man the flaks!
WO: Ow dear god...dont let it be true...I read on the Side
Capt: What!?!?!!
WO: Its...its...BERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
Capt:FIRE ON WILL!!! FIRE ON WILL!!! SHOOT THAT PLANE DOWN!!! I WANT THAT PLANE DOWN!
WO: But sir its our Spy plane we captured!
Capt: I dont CARE!!! SHOOT THAT SON OF A (BLEEP!) DOWN!
On plane:
Bernard: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII KALEUN!!!!!!!!
Co-Pilot: NO BERNARD!!! DONT!!! DIVE!
On Sub:
Capt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*CRASH!*
Bernard: Hi captain!
Capt: YOU LITTLE (BLEEP)!!! I,M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!
1 hour later on a Row boat:
Capt: For god sakes..what a day.
Co-Pilot: Now I know why the Kriegsmarine wanted to get rid of him
Capt: Yeah, BERNARD KEEP ROWING!
*BONK!*
Capt: What was that!
Bernard: Its a black big round spikey ball in the water sir, let me poke it with my peddel.
Capt&Co-Pilot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:rotfl: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Thats some of the best i have ever red about Bernard!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should write more like this!!! I LAUGHED MY @SS OFF!!!!1
@ Jimbuna: :rotfl::rotfl:the mascot scared, and he's hiding...I dont know why, but it could have something to do with a boat full of dirty men who havent seen womans in a looong time...:rotfl::rotfl:
@Stabiz: Sorry, dont mean to hijack....:nope:
Put this in the uboat stories tread thang homie.
azn_132
12-30-06, 04:28 PM
Oh you gotta watch out for those Goth sunderlands
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y254/junkers88/Short20Sunderland20Mk2020V.jpg
U should put that in the humorous pic place.
johan_d
12-30-06, 05:11 PM
Meanwhile in London...
Churchill; "Any news from the front?"
Chamberlain; "Naah, nothing new..just"
Churchill; "Hmm, dont hold back chap"
Chamberlain; "Royal Navy picked up some remarkable chaps sir"
Churchill; "Remarkable ?"
Chamberlain; "Yes sir, one is called Bernard, he is caught in a row boat, wanted to
attack the Royal navy with a row boat"
Churchill; "well thats silly, it could be a yank!"
Chamberlain; "euh yes, but he is German"
Churchill; "hmm, put him with that other lunatic, Hess, they can exchange their
stories with eachother"
Chaimberlain; "Ok, will do sir, gotta go to munich to see another"
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