My poor weapons specialist

[Blacklight]

When I started my first career, I paid renown for a good Weapons officer. The best I could afford. He paid off well durring the mission. We sank ships left and right and he never missed a shot when I had him set one up. We were in the middle of attacking a convoy. I had maneuvered inside the enemy lines, surfaced and I had him do his fantastic target motion analysis and fire at the nearest merchant. We came under attack by a DD and crash dived as deep as I could get it. Durring the dive, one of my crew mentioned that the torpedoes had missed. When I switched back into the command room (durring a nice depth charge attack), I turned to look around and screamed.
http://rapidshare.com/files/8427586/Poor_Weapons_Guy1.JPG


Apparently some of my crew didn't like the idea that he missed, beheaded the poor guy and mounted his head on a pipe !! (This is a real graphics glitch ! No photoshop involved.)

[SilverGhost]

Oh, wonderful! As if being DC'd isn't enough stress by itself, now we have a homicidal maniac among the crew...

[AVGWarhawk]

Anyone seen Bernard?:shifty::shifty:

[SilverGhost]

Bernard may be a bit of a klutz and the brunt of many jokes...however I wouldn't think of him as a lunatic. Although...it is quite possible he's finally cracked up and over the edge a bit. :o

[Blacklight]

I'm trying to get a pic of it posted but it's not working...

[AVGWarhawk]

Use image shack....free!

[Blacklight]

For the entire rest of the mission, it looked like my command room was haunted. There was just this floating head there staring at us the whole time.

[AVGWarhawk]

What nightmares are made off!!!!:o

[SubConscious]

Your Weapons Officer had a good head on his shoulders.

He was just trying to ahead in life.

[Please add other poor puns here]

[AVGWarhawk]

Your Weapons Officer had a good head on his shoulders.

He was just trying to ahead in life.

[Please add other poor puns here]

Out of body experience! They were just out of bodies!:D

[nightdagger]

Nice pic, but next time please use photobucket or something-that was the most annoying time I've had getting to a picture I've had in a while.

[Blacklight]

Yeah. I know. That site is horrible. I just didn't have the time to hunt for a better one this morning. Yeah..
It turned out that the floating head must have been a bad omen.... later this afternoon, I, my crew, and the head were sent on eternal patrol by a psychic destroyer who detected me from beyond the curve of the earth or so it seemed.

At least I now have an idea why he missed his shot. Someone chopped off his head in the middle of his calculations !!

[peterloo]

a friendly remainder... Put your pics at imageshack instead of rapidshare

[Blacklight]

Okay.. It's on image shack now ! :D


http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5250/beheadednx9.jpg

I think the crew was jealous of him because I actually paid renown for him and paid nothing for anyone else. I don't know.. it happend while I was out of the room using the targeting periscope... his calculations went horribly wrong.. I came back and..... YAAAAA !!!

The thing that got to me was that the rest of the crew were just... ignoring it...

[U-104]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:poor guy:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Hakahura]

Blacklight...

Have a look at your crew manifest and see if there's anyone called Vlad onboard!

[Von Hinten]

Bernard may be a bit of a klutz and the brunt of many jokes...however I wouldn't think of him as a lunatic. Although...it is quite possible he's finally cracked up and over the edge a bit. :o
True, but somebody might get tired of him ... :smug:

[Jimbuna]

He's just trying to keep ahead of his shipmates :rotfl:

[AVGWarhawk]

Okay.. It's on image shack now ! :D


http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5250/beheadednx9.jpg

I think the crew was jealous of him because I actually paid renown for him and paid nothing for anyone else. I don't know.. it happend while I was out of the room using the targeting periscope... his calculations went horribly wrong.. I came back and..... YAAAAA !!!

The thing that got to me was that the rest of the crew were just... ignoring it...

When I said I would like some head when I get to port this is not what I ment!:shifty:

[Blacklight]

I guess that's a sign that I should head back to port ?

[Sailor Steve]

I guess that's a sign that I should head back to port ?
Not yet. You're getting ahead of yourself.

[Jimbuna]

Okay.. It's on image shack now ! :D


http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5250/beheadednx9.jpg

I think the crew was jealous of him because I actually paid renown for him and paid nothing for anyone else. I don't know.. it happend while I was out of the room using the targeting periscope... his calculations went horribly wrong.. I came back and..... YAAAAA !!!

The thing that got to me was that the rest of the crew were just... ignoring it...

When I said I would like some head when I get to port this is not what I ment!:shifty:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Blacklight]

Hmmmm... if you look at the humorous screenshot thread on page 1, post 6, apparently I'm not the only one who's weapons officer got the axe.