The Bilge - Page 68

Armistead · 01-11-15, 01:14 PM

Brings back memories as a white kid living in rural SC. Most the adults were very racist, but they loved music. There was a black church that was known for the best choir. Every Sunday you would find several whites sitting outside the windows on benches listening. My grandfather was as racist as one could get, but he loved to go listen....always bragging...."that n...er choir sho can sing"....

Wolferz · 01-11-15, 02:32 PM

That sounded suspiciously like The Oak Ridge Boys being lip synched.

Let's give Armistead a dead Microphone and cue up the record player.

It worked for Paul McCartney's spouse, Linda.

Aktungbby · 01-11-15, 02:39 PM

Milli Vanilli das Bilge??

swamprat69er · 01-11-15, 04:59 PM

Armistead is on the far left?

Armistead · 01-11-15, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

That sounded suspiciously like The Oak Ridge Boys being lip synched.

Let's give Armistead a dead Microphone and cue up the record player.

It worked for Paul McCartney's spouse, Linda.

Hey, I grew up in fundy churches in the south....that had to be J.D. Sumner

Wolferz · 01-11-15, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Hey, I grew up in fundy churches in the south....that had to be J.D. Sumner

He was really big in his day. (6' 5")

General Baptist in my neck o' the woods. No dancin' or card playin' allowed.

Armistead · 01-12-15, 09:08 AM

Back in my younger day, try'n to get the attention of a gal I loved, the police set up video cams around her house. They claimed I was a stalker.....I was just in love. Anyways, they got a video of me singing and here it is. I think this will prove my ability beyond doubt.

swamprat69er · 01-12-15, 09:46 AM

With that catterwallerin' I'da thrown a shoe at you. Worse than a tom cat hollerin'.

Wolferz · 01-12-15, 11:51 AM

Aktungbby · 01-12-15, 11:55 AM

We're Right behind you fearless leader!

swamprat69er · 01-12-15, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Where is all the SS?

Wolferz · 01-12-15, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

We're Right behind you fearless leader!

HEY!
Don't let them Roaches chase you out of the bordello!

Armistead · 01-12-15, 04:10 PM

between the bilge and my wife, i'm lucky to have any esteem left......

Wolferz · 01-13-15, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

between the bilge and my wife, i'm lucky to have any esteem left......

The self esteem of Armistead is legendary.
Who are you trying to fool besides yourself?

When Bear uses your leg in place of a tree, then you'll know the esteem tank is empty.

Armistead · 01-13-15, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

The self esteem of Armistead is legendary.
Who are you trying to fool besides yourself?

When Bear uses your leg in place of a tree, then you'll know the esteem tank is empty.

Old Bear will never turn on me....in fact, if we foster another dog for a bit, bear makes love to leg non stop to show his ownership...

01-11-15, 01:14 PM	#1006
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Brings back memories as a white kid living in rural SC. Most the adults were very racist, but they loved music. There was a black church that was known for the best choir. Every Sunday you would find several whites sitting outside the windows on benches listening. My grandfather was as racist as one could get, but he loved to go listen....always bragging...."that n...er choir sho can sing".... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

01-11-15, 02:32 PM	#1007
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	That sounded suspiciously like The Oak Ridge Boys being lip synched. Let's give Armistead a dead Microphone and cue up the record player. It worked for Paul McCartney's spouse, Linda. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-11-15, 02:39 PM	#1008
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,918 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Milli Vanilli das Bilge?? __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

01-11-15, 04:59 PM	#1009
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Armistead is on the far left? __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

01-12-15, 09:08 AM	#1012
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Back in my younger day, try'n to get the attention of a gal I loved, the police set up video cams around her house. They claimed I was a stalker.....I was just in love. Anyways, they got a video of me singing and here it is. I think this will prove my ability beyond doubt. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

01-12-15, 09:46 AM	#1013
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	With that catterwallerin' I'da thrown a shoe at you. Worse than a tom cat hollerin'. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

01-12-15, 11:51 AM	#1014
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I'm a runnin' __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-12-15, 11:55 AM	#1015
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,918 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	We're Right behind you fearless leader! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

01-12-15, 04:10 PM	#1018
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	between the bilge and my wife, i'm lucky to have any esteem left...... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.