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Old 07-22-11, 03:59 PM   #856
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I'm thinking of the old joke saying "Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks."
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Old 07-22-11, 04:05 PM   #857
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I remember this one time me and a pretty blackhaired girl (I wasnt always into reds) had lots of fun with ice cream an a car battery
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Old 07-22-11, 04:06 PM   #858
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Good Lord I can't even think of how that would work
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Old 07-22-11, 04:17 PM   #859
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Damn, I lied. It wasn't a car battery, it was an electric cattle fence battery. A car battery might be lethal. I'm insane but not stupid.

The trick was to lick the ice cream of the battery without getting shocked. We both failed

Forgot to add. It was a private party, and someone came out with that idea and only me and her dared to do it. I never saw her again. Was dumb enough to lick a battery but didn't have the guts to ask her out. A woman as insane as she was is worth marrying.
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Old 07-23-11, 07:52 AM   #860
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Don't shoot, I give myself up
A good choice under the circumstances,
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Old 07-23-11, 01:17 PM   #861
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You mean when she holds the stick horizontaly under your chin like she is about to strangle you and looks at you with eyes the color of insanity and you just know that you'll come to work the next day looking like you were hit with pure hapiness glued onto an express train.
How are things going for you .. and your girl, that's your dream,
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Old 07-23-11, 01:54 PM   #862
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How are things going for you .. and your girl, that's your dream,
Nothing new with the red sector.
Had a bad day when it comes to some ''friends'' I used to have, how everyone soooo quickly forget about you.
But on a lighter note, I went mud driving with my Clio today. Waiting for the friend that was with me to send me pictures
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Old 07-23-11, 02:00 PM   #863
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Not suprised if they only ever see the back of you!

Anyway, comment - Woo hoo, wife's out and I have Tiger Beer in hand
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Ok! Then there is something good in the day anyway, I hope that the "red" front, it goes in the right direction,
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Old 07-23-11, 02:04 PM   #865
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Not suprised if they only ever see the back of you!

Anyway, comment - Woo hoo, wife's out and I have Tiger Beer in hand
Do not be drunk now, and then start posting,have nice evening and night
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Oooooh she's sooo dirty



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Old 07-23-11, 02:07 PM   #867
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Yes she is white, another color would have been better, but she looks fine and well,
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Old 07-23-11, 05:18 PM   #868
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Not suprised if they only ever see the back of you!

Anyway, comment - Woo hoo, wife's out and I have Tiger Beer in hand
LOL

Thanks for the invite
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