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STEED · 01-05-19, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Why is it, then, that three days after December 25th I always hear people saying that they really must get their Christmas decorations down?

Simply they are sick to death of Xmas and want to get back to normal.

Aktungbby · 01-05-19, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

People worry about the afterlife: 72 virgins , happy hunting grounds, eternal happiness etc...I sometimes wonder if this turn on the planet isn't the afterlife

in which case what horrible deed did I do to end up here...

vienna · 01-05-19, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

People worry about the afterlife: 72 virgins , happy hunting grounds, eternal happiness etc...I sometimes wonder if this turn on the planet isn't the afterlife

in which case what horrible deed did I do to end up here...

(St. Peter reaches behind him, pulls down massive book and reads aloud: ...)

"Aktungbby, ... Volume 1...

<O>

mapuc · 01-05-19, 05:14 PM

If I remember correctly

Someone said Earth is Limbo a place between Hell and Heaven.

Markus

Jimbuna · 01-06-19, 07:22 AM

Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.

Catfish · 01-06-19, 12:57 PM

After training hard for the last four weeks, i have lost exactly four weeks

Jimbuna · 01-07-19, 12:58 PM

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Eichhörnchen · 01-07-19, 03:22 PM

"Gawd!"

I found a tube in my paint drawer today I didn't even know I'd got: it's called Van Dyke Brown.... honest. But I was glad to find they don't get this from scaring the pants off Dick Van Dyke

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Dyke_brown

Jimbuna · 01-08-19, 12:29 PM

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Jimbuna · 01-09-19, 08:26 AM

Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.

Eichhörnchen · 01-09-19, 03:12 PM

Bugger it

Jimbuna · 01-10-19, 08:40 AM

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Jimbuna · 01-11-19, 09:05 AM

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

Jimbuna · 01-12-19, 08:33 AM

The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi.

Jimbuna · 01-13-19, 09:17 AM

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

01-06-19, 07:22 AM	#8210
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-06-19, 12:57 PM	#8211
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	After training hard for the last four weeks, i have lost exactly four weeks __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

01-07-19, 12:58 PM	#8212
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-07-19, 03:22 PM	#8213
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Browned-off "Gawd!" I found a tube in my paint drawer today I didn't even know I'd got: it's called Van Dyke Brown.... honest. But I was glad to find they don't get this from scaring the pants off Dick Van Dyke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Dyke_brown __________________

01-08-19, 12:29 PM	#8214
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-05-19, 05:14 PM	#8209
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 17,905 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	If I remember correctly Someone said Earth is Limbo a place between Hell and Heaven. Markus

01-09-19, 08:26 AM	#8215
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-09-19, 03:12 PM	#8216
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Bugger it __________________

01-10-19, 08:40 AM	#8217
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-11-19, 09:05 AM	#8218
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-12-19, 08:33 AM	#8219
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-13-19, 09:17 AM	#8220
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)