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04-15-15, 02:00 AM | #7562 |
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America, Russia & the UK are planning a very special way of commemorating the 70th anniversary of the end of WW2 by starting WW3.
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04-15-15, 06:36 AM | #7563 |
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My girlfriend asked if I wanted to come over and see the modelling portfolio she did when she was 12.
I was round there in a flash. Her 1:72 scale Spitfire was my favourite.
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04-15-15, 10:53 AM | #7564 |
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I know I shouldn't but I always want to compare the women I meet to my late wife.
Although they normally run out of the house screaming before I can get her out from under the floorboards.
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04-16-15, 02:04 AM | #7565 |
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My wife told me that the doctor said she'd be dead within a year if she didn't give up the whiskey and what did I think.
Well, I gave it to her straight.
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04-16-15, 08:45 AM | #7566 |
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Every 500m I climbed down Everest, I took a photo & sent it to my everyone in my address book.
I was arrested at the bottom for sending in descent images.
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04-16-15, 09:07 AM | #7567 |
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Don't you just hate it when you spend weeks writing your dissertation, then just before you hand it in Wikipedia copies it.
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04-17-15, 01:53 AM | #7568 |
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My girlfriend is a miserable git. Even after two weeks in the Bahamas!
Unbelievable! Worst welcome home ever!
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04-17-15, 05:52 AM | #7569 |
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All this argument about spending £100 million on replacing trident.
Given that we are short of money, why hasn't anyone thought of painting the old missiles instead? Whilst we're at it. Let's not bother with HS2 Simply run another 2,000 volts through the existing cables and the trains will go faster.
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04-17-15, 09:04 AM | #7570 |
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My wife said she'd like another baby...
...I agreed, the one we have is bloody annoying!
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04-17-15, 09:32 AM | #7571 |
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- What do we want?
- More Acronyms - When do we want them? - ASAP
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04-17-15, 01:40 PM | #7572 |
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People are dying in rough seas to escape poverty and oppression in their own countries to get to Italy. An Italian immigration official commented,
"I never knew things were that bad in England. "
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04-17-15, 02:28 PM | #7573 |
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"Mr. Habsburg, Austria and Hungary have a soccer match today!"
"Against whom?"
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04-18-15, 02:42 AM | #7574 |
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My Nan's not well and I think my delay in responding could be the death of her.
She was having a stroke and I remembered that I needed to act FAST. F = face. Her left side was drooping. A = arms. She couldn't raise her left arm. S = speech. Her speech was slurred. T = I forgot this one, so I made some toast.
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04-18-15, 08:35 AM | #7575 |
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Unemployed is my middle name.
My Dad is useless at filling in forms.
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