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Gerald · 11-20-17, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

^NO NO! Always state the lass's name on the tag so she knows you can at least read! You may be a boor but they'll know your a literate boor! Your in a shop shopping, so they assume you're a man of means!

STEED · 11-20-17, 06:48 AM

A good walk makes you feel good and a pizza has the same effect, only one is good for you.

Jimbuna · 11-20-17, 04:02 PM

I could have sworn this was meant to be a 'comment' thread

STEED · 11-20-17, 04:07 PM

Pain killers can be useless and I should know. I'm in pain and these pills are not working!

Jimbuna · 11-20-17, 04:15 PM

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

STEED · 11-20-17, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Too dam right...

Gerald · 11-20-17, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I could have sworn this was meant to be a 'comment' thread

True,but there are exception.

STEED · 11-20-17, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

True,but there are exception.

Indeed...

For example....jim, vendor wants to buy you a years worth of beer and mop your floor.

Jimbuna · 11-21-17, 07:52 AM

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

Gerald · 11-21-17, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Indeed...

For example....jim, vendor wants to buy you a years worth of beer and mop your floor.

Jim take nothing from a stranger.

Tango589 · 11-22-17, 10:50 AM

Why is this new toy called a 'Hoverboard' when it clearly has wheels and doesn't hover?

Jimbuna · 11-22-17, 11:00 AM

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?

vienna · 11-22-17, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?

Also a member of the club...

There was a ban on plastic bags here in California (Los Angeles had a ban even before the state ban) and I had paper bags filed with paper bags. The odd part of the paper bag situation was I kept thinking, "I wonder how many of my school books I could have covered with those bags?"...

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Gerald · 11-22-17, 05:01 PM

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

Jimbuna · 11-23-17, 05:46 AM

Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you're not gonna win, but you're sure as hell gonna try.

11-20-17, 06:48 AM	#7652
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	A good walk makes you feel good and a pizza has the same effect, only one is good for you. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-20-17, 04:02 PM	#7653
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,146 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I could have sworn this was meant to be a 'comment' thread __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-20-17, 04:07 PM	#7654
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Pain killers can be useless and I should know. I'm in pain and these pills are not working! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-20-17, 04:15 PM	#7655
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,146 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-21-17, 07:52 AM	#7659
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,146 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-22-17, 10:50 AM	#7661
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,358 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Why is this new toy called a 'Hoverboard' when it clearly has wheels and doesn't hover? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

11-22-17, 11:00 AM	#7662
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,146 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-22-17, 05:01 PM	#7664
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,223 Downloads: 548 Uploads: 0	The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

11-23-17, 05:46 AM	#7665
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,146 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you're not gonna win, but you're sure as hell gonna try. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)