"Lost" sub, OH MY GOD !!

[Subleo]

For those who watched "Lost" this week. Where did they get that stupid sub from ? It ruined the episode. I couldn't stop thinking (and laughing) about that toy sub for the rest of the episode.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Subleo

For those who watched "Lost" this week. Where did they get that stupid sub from ? It ruined the episode. I couldn't stop thinking (and laughing) about that toy sub for the rest of the episode.

Totally agree. While I love the show, it needs to end soon! Who is going to show up next on the island? Gilligan and the Skipper? It seems to me that the writers are writing this as they go. ...and now they have a new character (chick from the helicopter), please, just end it before the show starts to suck.


Season six Lost:
While Hurley and Jack are still playing ping-pong, a plane crashes on the island containing the Harlem Globetrotters. They set up a basketball league on the island, when this twarted by Sawyer stealing the island's only basketball to sell for booze on a new island that has a liquor store.

[nikimcbee]

[/quote]Season six Lost:
While Hurley and Jack are still playing ping-pong, a plane crashes on the island containing the Harlem Globetrotters. They set up a basketball league on the island, when this twarted by Sawyer stealing the island's only basketball to sell for booze on a new island that has a liquor store.[/quote]

Episode 95: Dowly (who crashed on the island back in episode 70, after playing IL-2 late one night) shows Hurley how to mod Silent Hunter 6 Wolves of the Baltic. They discover a Wal-mart on the north side of the island, where Jack now practices medicine. They vote on building a mass-transit system between Sawyer's hut and Kate's hut, but it goes down to destruction when Gilligan accidentally eats the design. Skipper hits Gilligan over the head with his hat, and is turned over to a new group of "others" for thearapy.
Skipper comes back from therapy, looking like Anna-Nicole Smith.




revisit

[Dowly]

Right, I'm emailing that to the makers of the show. :rotfl:

[nikimcbee]

Season 7:
Kate plots to meet this mystery Finnish man, known only as "The Ferret" locked up in the bunker playing Il-2 1946. She sends in Hurley to the bunker to tell the Ferret that they found a new modding tool for Il-2, but he must go to the compound to retrieve it. Sawyer gets wind of the plan and races to the compound first. The Ferret enters a dark room, where he sees a single light shining on a CD. The Ferret goes to pick the disk up when the light is switched on: Sawyer!

Flashback scene:

Dowly wakes up from a drunken stooper behind the couch, face down next to an empty bottle of cheap Serbian vodka. He looks up at his computer and sees the recent air to air carnage score in the subsim bi-plane challenge...

HunterICX: 14
Dowly: zero

A slurred "Feck"... and passes out again.


...meanwhile...

A new submarine surfaces off the beach... A German u-boat! Jack, who was fired from Wal-mart after trying to unionize the pharmacy, and Sayid paddle out on a raft to the u-boat. The hatch hisses and pops open...a short half boston terrier half man creature climbs out of the sub.

Jack says: "What the hell are you?"

The mystery man answers: I'm niki mbcee and I'm here for the subsim conference. Neal, you sure look different.

Jack: "I'm not Neal. Who's Neal?"

Mcbee: "This isn't Houston? Where am I then? I was playing SH3 for 36 hours straight when I had to go to the bathroom."

Sayid: "Dude, you're on Lost."

McBee: "Lost? No, $hit! I gotta met Dowly, he's here to?"

Sayid: "You know the Ferret?"

McBee: "Not really, but I tried to help rescue him when he was in the brig ."

Jack: "We will take you to him."

They paddle back to the beach where Juliet is. She finds herself strangly attracted to this newcomer to the island. She plots a plan to met this "McBee." Juliet, high on pheremones, digs around in her hut and puts several items in a backpack: Scented Candles, blind fold, message oil, and a towel. She quiety sneaks over to Mcbee's hut, where he is tied up to a palm tree.


Queue Lost music now.

[Dowly]

ROFLMAO!! :rotfl::rotfl:

One thing tho... I WANT JULIETT!!!

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Dowly

ROFLMAO!! :rotfl::rotfl:

One thing tho... I WANT JULIETT!!!

just wait till next weeks episode.:hmm:

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Dowly

ROFLMAO!! :rotfl::rotfl:

One thing tho... I WANT JULIETT!!!

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by Subleo

For those who watched "Lost" this week. Where did they get that stupid sub from ? It ruined the episode. I couldn't stop thinking (and laughing) about that toy sub for the rest of the episode.

:hmm: My guess is where everyone else gets their submarines from: RUSSIA!

From here?

[Camaero]

Wow I want one to play SHIV in!

[Dowly]

I just wish that Jack Bauer from "24" would have been on the plane that crashed to the island. Would have taken 5min for him to squeeze everything he needs to know from some plant or palm tree.

[Biggles]

Originally Posted by Dowly

I just wish that Jack Bauer from "24" would have been on the plane that crashed to the island. Would have taken 5min for him to squeeze everything he needs to know from some plant or palm tree.

Then it would take him 23 hours and 55 minutes to find the bomb that is going to explode killing everyone on the island!

or.....whatever....

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Dowly

I just wish that Jack Bauer from "24" would have been on the plane that crashed to the island. Would have taken 5min for him to squeeze everything he needs to know from some plant or palm tree.

Good idea:rotfl: It might speed up the story.

[Kaleun Volk]

Originally Posted by Dowly

I just wish that Jack Bauer from "24" would have been on the plane that crashed to the island. Would have taken 5min for him to squeeze everything he needs to know from some plant or palm tree.

:rotfl:

Jack from 24 meets Jack from lost, it's a rumble in the jungle, and then the polar bear comes back out of no where.