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[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by STEED

Got to recharge the nookie department.

I heard that department had its name changed to that of the 'Five fingered Widow'

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I heard that department had its name changed to that of the 'Five fingered Widow'

I'm no freak!

Five fingers!

Not me, each hand has four fingers and a thumb.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by STEED

I'm no freak!

Five fingers!

Not me, each hand has four fingers and a thumb.

That's why U don't play pro baseball!

Antonio Alfonseca was a relief pitcher for several Major League teams (Chicago, Atlanta, Texas, Philadelphia and the team that bought the 1997 World Series). He had extra fingers on both hands AND extra toes on both feet. It's hard to say if the extra finger helped him as a pitcher, but I suspect it did. After all, he was able to pitch effectively until he retired at age 35. (Which, being from the Dominican Republic, means he was at least in his mid 40s.)

Or tennis like 'six-toed Maria'

And when reporters asked her, she told them, “It is an old story in Russia… they are quite cute little piggies.” Basically openly admitting their existance.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by STEED

I'm no freak!

Five fingers!

Not me, each hand has four fingers and a thumb.

Here's me thinking you had fish fingers

[STEED]

No FT...

[Gerald]

Steed, I remember you as a noodle-eating figure?

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Vendor

Steed, I remember you as a noodle-eating figure?

Still am, twice a week now.

[Gerald]

Originally Posted by STEED

Still am, twice a week now.

In cases like that you can easily move to China.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Vendor

In cases like that you can easily move to China.

Jim will not pay for my ticket.

[Gerald]

Spring in the air .... good start to revise the boat.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Vendor

Spring in the air .... good start to revise the boat.

Soon be winter again, each a day we get closer and closer.

I hope we get a double winter to make up for this double Autumn we're had this 2015/16.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by STEED

Soon be winter again, each a day we get closer and closer.

I hope we get a double winter to make up for this double Autumn we're had this 2015/16.

Too many leaves would stop the trains.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Too many leaves would stop the trains.

Leaves are so yesterday with our modem trains we fear not the humble leaf. Modem snow is a little problem that global warming will render yesterday's news.

[Betonov]

I really wonder sometimes how you Brits would cope with Slovenia

If our rail lines would be as half as good as yours we'd call them decent

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Betonov

I really wonder sometimes how you Brits would cope with Slovenia

Easy a nice busty women in one hand and a pint of beer in the other.

Originally Posted by Betonov

If our rail lines would be as half as good as yours we'd call them decent

Hey we got decent rails according to Betonov, better forward that comment to the editor of railway magazine.