The Bilge - Page 14

Tango589 · 07-25-14, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Pre- and post-patrol physical examinations are required to determine fitness and who wouldn't want free dental.

Who said anything about using grease?

Oh thank god for that, I thought...never mind.

Armistead · 07-25-14, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Oh thank god for that, I thought...never mind.

You thought what...that the dental exam came right after the prostate exam? Well, you would be right. That's why we don't use grease. Last time people complained of the grease in their mouth....amongst other things.

Tango589 · 07-25-14, 04:20 PM

I hope I get to brush my teeth after the dental exam, to get rid of the taste of the ... grease?

Also, can I go first so I don't get anyone else's' "grease"?

Wolferz · 07-25-14, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

I hope I get to brush my teeth after the dental exam, to get rid of the taste of the ... grease?

Also, can I go first so I don't get anyone else's' "grease"?

We cast lots for shotgun. Yours in abstentia. Your number came up last. Sorry.

Taking bets on whether he pukes or doesn't.

swamprat69er · 07-25-14, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Do I have to brace myself for the greasy finger?

??Finger?? Somehow I don't think he will be using either grease or his finger.

Armistead · 07-25-14, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

I hope I get to brush my teeth after the dental exam, to get rid of the taste of the ... grease?

Also, can I go first so I don't get anyone else's' "grease"?

Yea, we do it on a 3 count....so you can be ready for impact....found works better that way without the butter..

swamprat69er · 07-25-14, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Yea, we do it on a 3 count....so you can be ready for impact....found works better that way without the butter..

Salted butter? Ever heard the saying 'pound salt'? Salted butter is just as good.

Armistead · 07-25-14, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Salted butter? Ever heard the saying 'pound salt'? Salted butter is just as good.

I was told it left a burning in the inner rectum, more so if the herpes was active....

plus salt on my finger makes gives em dry mouth during he following dental exam..

Wolferz · 07-26-14, 05:01 AM

Armistead is NOT a doctor or a dentist.

Just thought you might want to know before you get the ten minute prostate exam, followed by the thirty minute oral exam.

Oh, and be sure he doesn't get the two mixed up.

Tango589 · 07-26-14, 05:01 AM

Oh well, a couple of slugs of bilge brew beforehand will help numb any discomfort, as well as render my tastebuds inoperative.

A win-win situation!

swamprat69er · 07-26-14, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Oh well, a couple of slugs of bilge brew beforehand will help numb any discomfort, as well as render my tastebuds inoperative.

A win-win situation!

Remember, when his left hand is on your left shoulder, and his right hand is on your right shoulder, .......

Armistead · 07-26-14, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Oh well, a couple of slugs of bilge brew beforehand will help numb any discomfort, as well as render my tastebuds inoperative.

A win-win situation!

I have no doubt the bilge stew is the cause of the numerous dental issues...

Anyway, I do give you the choice of the middle finger or the thumb..

In fact, I think the bilge crew is so sick and disgusting right now I'm just gonna order everyone a broad spectrum antibiotic and pull all teeth. Frankly, some of your rectums smell better than your breathe....and I've developed a strange rash on my thumb after Swamp's exam...of maybe it was Wolferz's after....Not my fault our leader hasn't provided me with the rubber glove.

Armistead · 07-26-14, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Armistead is NOT a doctor or a dentist.

Just thought you might want to know before you get the ten minute prostate exam, followed by the thirty minute oral exam.

Oh, and be sure he doesn't get the two mixed up.

but I was a certified EMTII 28 years ago....thumbs up...

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swamprat69er · 07-26-14, 11:09 AM

You have been 'certified' ever since I've known you.

Aktungbby · 07-26-14, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

You have been 'certified' ever since I've known you.

No problem!

ship him to me BBY!

He sees ghosts on bridges...he'll fit right in???

Bear will be a little additional 'pet therapy'!

07-25-14, 04:20 PM	#198
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,358 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	I hope I get to brush my teeth after the dental exam, to get rid of the taste of the ... grease? Also, can I go first so I don't get anyone else's' "grease"? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Attention all crew... Armistead is NOT a doctor or a dentist. Just thought you might want to know before you get the ten minute prostate exam, followed by the thirty minute oral exam. Oh, and be sure he doesn't get the two mixed up. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-26-14, 05:01 AM	#205
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,358 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Oh well, a couple of slugs of bilge brew beforehand will help numb any discomfort, as well as render my tastebuds inoperative. A win-win situation! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

07-26-14, 11:09 AM	#209
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	You have been 'certified' ever since I've known you. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.