The Bilge - Page 6

Wolferz · 07-09-14, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

NOTICE:

We have our first HALL OF FAME member voted in by his...er...peers.

Congrats to Armistead.

Narwhalicist!

Enjoy your honor.

Armistead · 07-09-14, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Narwhalicist!

Enjoy your honor.

I followed all rules.

I opened the floor for nominations, opened voting, etc.....

Not my fault others didn't care to nominate you. This is a fair and legit win.

Wolferz · 07-10-14, 09:13 AM

100 year limited lifetime warranty on your trophy.

You can sit in it or sit on it to show the rank and file that you're full of sit up to your eyeballs and the rest is sawdust.

Tango589 · 07-10-14, 09:18 AM

Cor, the fabled Unobtanium Toilet that belonged to Spargo The Great, the scourge of the Deep! How did you ever get hold of it?

Wolferz · 07-10-14, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Cor, the fabled Unobtanium Toilet that belonged to Spargo The Great, the scourge of the Deep! How did you ever get hold of it?

Theft by deception...

Lookest thou over there --->
Then I ran out the door with it.
The unfortunate side effect was the emergency trip to the core had to be cancelled and Earth's magnetic field collapsed completely and cooked the inhabitants.

It's a good thing we live on a submarine.

I hope you like fish because that's all we'll be eating from now on.

Armistead · 07-10-14, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

100 year limited lifetime warranty on your trophy.

You can sit in it or sit on it to show the rank and file that you're full of sit up to your eyeballs and the rest is sawdust.

Yes, I will take it! The last time I walked into the bilge head I thought more decent to just crap on the floor like everyone else does...

Armistead · 07-10-14, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Theft by deception...

Lookest thou over there --->
Then I ran out the door with it.
The unfortunate side effect was the emergency trip to the core had to be cancelled and Earth's magnetic field collapsed completely and cooked the inhabitants.

It's a good thing we live on a submarine.

I hope you like fish because that's all we'll be eating from now on.

donna does makes a good tartar sauce

Wolferz · 07-10-14, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

donna does makes a good tartar sauce

She even has a belly button to put it in for convenient dipping.

fireftr18 · 07-10-14, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Yes, I will take it! The last time I walked into the bilge head I thought more decent to just crap on the floor like everyone else does...

It's just Wolferz. I tasked a newbie to clean it up. I haven't seen him here yet. I suspect her scared of the place.

Armistead · 07-11-14, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

It's just Wolferz. I tasked a newbie to clean it up. I haven't seen him here yet. I suspect her scared of the place.

She comes by, but per our rules, she's not allowed to remark, plus she's busy with the cooking.

Wolferz · 07-11-14, 07:16 AM

Flick-a-booga night has been cancelled.
It's snot worth it.

PS:
Armistead,
I stopped crapping in the bilge head floor a month ago.
I've been using your coffee cup instead.

How's that Icrapper working out?

Armistead · 07-11-14, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Flick-a-booga night has been cancelled.
It's snot worth it.

PS:
Armistead,
I stopped crapping in the bilge head floor a month ago.
I've been using your coffee cup instead.

How's that Icrapper working out?

Crap...I thought donna had figured out something to improve her coffee...Oh well, I'm use it to now and not going back to what it was..

Wolferz · 07-11-14, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Crap...I thought donna had figured out something to improve her coffee...Oh well, I'm use it to now and not going back to what it was..

She did. She runs the food through me first and I add it to your coffee.
Must be all that five alarm chili with truffles I like so much. Glad you like it.

Besides, we feared that the screw face you kept making when taking a sip of joe was going to become permanent. You've enough handicaps already.

Armistead · 07-12-14, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

She did. She runs the food through me first and I add it to your coffee.
Must be all that five alarm chili with truffles I like so much. Glad you like it.

Besides, we feared that the screw face you kept making when taking a sip of joe was going to become permanent. You've enough handicaps already.

Let's just call it the bilge version of Kopi luwak. We just need a name for it.

Wolferz · 07-12-14, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Let's just call it the bilge version of Kopi luwak. We just need a name for it.

Beans with cornbread?

07-10-14, 09:13 AM	#78
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	100 year limited lifetime warranty on your trophy. You can sit in it or sit on it to show the rank and file that you're full of sit up to your eyeballs and the rest is sawdust. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

07-10-14, 09:18 AM	#79
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,358 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Cor, the fabled Unobtanium Toilet that belonged to Spargo The Great, the scourge of the Deep! How did you ever get hold of it? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

07-11-14, 07:16 AM	#86
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Note to all members... Flick-a-booga night has been cancelled. It's snot worth it. PS: Armistead, I stopped crapping in the bilge head floor a month ago. I've been using your coffee cup instead. How's that Icrapper working out? __________________ Tomorrow never comes