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Rockstar · 11-28-23, 04:44 PM

Oh dear lawd baby jesus

A strong solar flare (M9.8) was just detected around AR 3500 near center disk. A wave of plasma appears to be leaving the flare site, a good sign for a potential Earth directed eruption.

Aktungbby · 11-28-23, 11:05 PM

...no need to get prepaid at the Neptune Society; Ahkenaten's Aten will do it for me!

Rockstar · 12-01-23, 09:28 AM

Soon this MASSIVE CORONAL HOLE will be looking directly at earth and we will face the possibility of being wacked by the biggest Coronal Mass Ejection in the history of man and sent back to the Stone Age. DOOM I SAY, DOOM! [begin Jaws theme music]

The image from 3 Nov. on the left and 1 Dec on the right. It has filled in a little in the south but extended and widened to the north. How long will it last? It is already 6 months old.

Rockstar · 12-02-23, 05:03 PM

As of 1537 UTC 2 December it’s looking at us.

mapuc · 01-04-24, 07:43 AM

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Several news outlets have reported that the Earth may be hit by a "lost" asteroid this year. According to the reports, if asteroid 2007 FT3 were to hit Earth it would do so with the equivalent energy of 2.6 billion tons of TNT, NASA has lost track of it, and it has a chance of hitting the planet on October 5, 2024. So, given that that all sounds (to use a technical term) "not great", what is really going on?

https://www.iflscience.com/nasa-resp...-in-2024-72253

Markus

Aktungbby · 01-04-24, 09:44 AM

Let's pray it lands on Moscow, Beijing, Teheran or Washington DC and kills a few dinosaurs...

Platapus · 01-04-24, 01:43 PM

Unfortunately, it will probably miss the Earth.

Like a PC, the planet is overdue for a reboot.

Aktungbby · 02-06-24, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Remember to batten the hatches!

meets ....considering the current global warming's effect on sealevels increased winds and hurricanes getting ever nastier...every 10,000 years is an invalid concept.

11-28-23, 04:44 PM	#106
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,832 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Oh dear lawd baby jesus A strong solar flare (M9.8) was just detected around AR 3500 near center disk. A wave of plasma appears to be leaving the flare site, a good sign for a potential Earth directed eruption. __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

11-28-23, 11:05 PM	#107
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,856 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	...no need to get prepaid at the Neptune Society; Ahkenaten's *Aten* will do it for me! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

12-01-23, 09:28 AM	#108
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,832 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Soon this MASSIVE CORONAL HOLE will be looking directly at earth and we will face the possibility of being wacked by the biggest Coronal Mass Ejection in the history of man and sent back to the Stone Age. DOOM I SAY, DOOM! [begin Jaws theme music] The image from 3 Nov. on the left and 1 Dec on the right. It has filled in a little in the south but extended and widened to the north. How long will it last? It is already 6 months old. __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time. Last edited by Rockstar; 12-01-23 at 11:49 AM.

12-02-23, 05:03 PM	#109
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,832 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	As of 1537 UTC 2 December it’s looking at us. __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

01-04-24, 09:44 AM	#111
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,856 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Let's pray it lands on Moscow, Beijing, Teheran or Washington DC and kills a few dinosaurs... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

01-04-24, 01:43 PM	#112
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,951 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Unfortunately, it will probably miss the Earth. Like a PC, the planet is overdue for a reboot. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.