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05-20-21, 06:03 AM | #9721 |
Chief of the Boat
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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
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05-20-21, 10:04 AM | #9722 |
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If you see me talking to myself, just move on...
I am self-employed... We have a board meeting Markus
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05-20-21, 10:57 AM | #9723 |
Chief of the Boat
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When you put a bed in your bedroom – you have less bedroom.
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05-21-21, 06:47 AM | #9724 |
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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
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05-22-21, 12:53 PM | #9725 |
Chief of the Boat
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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
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05-22-21, 04:19 PM | #9726 |
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The left wing is a bunch of hypocrites
Markus
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05-22-21, 04:32 PM | #9727 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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Humans are a bunch of hypocrites
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05-22-21, 04:50 PM | #9728 |
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05-22-21, 05:42 PM | #9729 |
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Pepsi.......for when there's no Coke.
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05-22-21, 05:49 PM | #9730 |
Grey Wolf
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I've never tried snorting Pepsi.
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05-23-21, 04:24 AM | #9731 |
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Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
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05-24-21, 01:49 PM | #9732 |
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Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
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05-25-21, 09:09 AM | #9733 |
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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
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05-25-21, 09:50 AM | #9734 |
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If I should get a job at some automatic door company
I would insert a voice in these doors. A man's voice with a very depressed attitude. "-So you want me to open the door for you ? You think life is great don't you. No one is thinking about my problems...." Markus
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05-26-21, 01:53 AM | #9735 |
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"Bill Posters will be prosecuted".......poor Bill, they've been after him for years.
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