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Old 03-12-21, 02:07 PM   #9631
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The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
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Old 03-14-21, 02:19 PM   #9632
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When i came into the world my father went blind........................

I have his eyes-that's why

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Old 03-14-21, 03:05 PM   #9633
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Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
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Old 03-15-21, 01:41 PM   #9634
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I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
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Old 03-16-21, 02:46 AM   #9635
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Boeing is the abbreviation of
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Old 03-16-21, 07:36 AM   #9636
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All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.
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Old 03-19-21, 02:12 PM   #9637
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A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
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Old 03-20-21, 01:03 PM   #9638
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Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?
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Old 03-21-21, 01:07 PM   #9639
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You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
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Old 03-22-21, 06:48 AM   #9640
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I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveller?
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Old 03-23-21, 03:10 PM   #9641
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If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
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Old 03-24-21, 01:05 PM   #9642
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I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
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Old 03-25-21, 02:15 PM   #9643
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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
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Sometimes I see a thing in Stereo and sometimes I see two things in mono.

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If we implement artificial intelligence in drones, could they develop a fear of flying?
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