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Aktungbby · 12-29-18, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

^ THE VERY DEFINITION OF 'DUMB LUCK'

Jimbuna · 12-30-18, 09:06 AM

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

mapuc · 12-30-18, 12:30 PM

^ Does this mean, if the world ends today it will first end tomorrow in Australia ?

Markus

STEED · 12-30-18, 04:52 PM

I have bad news 2018 is on its death bed.

Reece · 12-31-18, 02:42 AM

Yes we're all gonna die a horrible death!!

STEED knows these things!!

STEED · 12-31-18, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

Yes we're all gonna die a horrible death!!

STEED knows these things!!

Good news you will come back to life in 2019.

Jimbuna · 12-31-18, 03:13 PM

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Jimbuna · 01-01-19, 08:34 AM

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Jimbuna · 01-02-19, 11:22 AM

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

vienna · 01-02-19, 02:39 PM

Ha...Ha...Ha...

<O>

Jimbuna · 01-04-19, 10:53 AM

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

Eichhörnchen · 01-04-19, 01:01 PM

You and me could easily get jobs as interpreters:

Aktungbby · 01-04-19, 01:01 PM

WORTH NOTING IN YESTERDAY'S NEWS: DUE TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN, THE WASHINGTON D.C. MARRAIGE BUREAU IS CLOSED....BUT THE DIVORCE BUREAU IS STILL OPEN

(LEAVE IT TO THE FEDS TO ALWAYS HAVE A WAY OUT!

)

Eichhörnchen · 01-05-19, 05:18 AM

England today: ten days before November 5th (Guy Fawkes Night) people are letting off fireworks... then ten days after they are still letting off fireworks

A month before the England football team play in an important match, the St Georges flag goes up in a million bedroom windows and on three million car aerials... then three months after they lose the match most of those flags are still there

Why is it, then, that three days after December 25th I always hear people saying that they really must get their Christmas decorations down?

Jimbuna · 01-05-19, 07:29 AM

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.

12-30-18, 09:06 AM	#8192
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-30-18, 04:52 PM	#8194
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I have bad news 2018 is on its death bed. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

12-31-18, 02:42 AM	#8195
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 32,743 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Yes we're all gonna die a horrible death!! STEED knows these things!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

12-31-18, 03:13 PM	#8197
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-01-19, 08:34 AM	#8198
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-30-18, 12:30 PM	#8193
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 17,877 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	^ Does this mean, if the world ends today it will first end tomorrow in Australia ? Markus

01-02-19, 11:22 AM	#8199
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-02-19, 02:39 PM	#8200
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,503 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Ha...Ha...Ha... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

01-04-19, 10:53 AM	#8201
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-04-19, 01:01 PM	#8202
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,745 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	You and me could easily get jobs as interpreters: __________________

01-04-19, 01:01 PM	#8203
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,856 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	WORTH NOTING IN YESTERDAY'S NEWS: DUE TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN, THE WASHINGTON D.C. MARRAIGE BUREAU IS CLOSED....BUT THE DIVORCE BUREAU IS STILL OPEN (LEAVE IT TO THE FEDS TO ALWAYS HAVE A WAY OUT!) __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

01-05-19, 05:18 AM	#8204
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,745 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	England today: ten days before November 5th (Guy Fawkes Night) people are letting off fireworks... then ten days after they are still letting off fireworks A month before the England football team play in an important match, the St Georges flag goes up in a million bedroom windows and on three million car aerials... then three months after they lose the match most of those flags are still there Why is it, then, that three days after December 25th I always hear people saying that they really must get their Christmas decorations down? __________________

01-05-19, 07:29 AM	#8205
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,175 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)