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10-30-18, 03:13 PM | #481 |
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10-30-18, 05:38 PM | #482 |
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Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
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10-31-18, 06:01 AM | #483 |
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BOOOOO HISSSS
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10-31-18, 07:26 AM | #484 |
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Accordion to a recent survey 90% of people don’t notice when you replace words with the names of musical instruments.
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10-31-18, 04:27 PM | #485 |
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
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10-31-18, 07:59 PM | #486 |
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Are you now a believer?
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11-01-18, 11:00 AM | #487 |
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Did they name the white powdery stuff you get at the beach ‘sand’ because it’s between the sea and the land?
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11-01-18, 04:50 PM | #488 |
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A local man has been shot with a starter pistol. Police say the shooting is race related.
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11-02-18, 03:37 AM | #489 | |
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Quote:
Pff, slander.
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11-02-18, 05:45 AM | #490 |
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I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.
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11-02-18, 03:10 PM | #491 |
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I've bought a new book titled ‘Teach Yourself X-Ray Vision’.
I’ve just been having a look through it.
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11-03-18, 06:54 AM | #492 |
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I find I can tell a judgmental person just by looking at them
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11-03-18, 07:02 AM | #493 |
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If Harry Potter really has magic powers why can’t he cure his bad eyesight?
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11-03-18, 07:03 AM | #494 |
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Knock knock.
whose there? “Doorbell repair man“
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11-03-18, 10:38 AM | #495 |
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I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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