This is the comment thread! - Page 562

Jimbuna · 05-24-19, 05:48 AM

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

Jimbuna · 05-25-19, 07:01 AM

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.

Aktungbby · 05-25-19, 01:34 PM

AFTER A DAY OF SAILING, I ENJOYED MY WIFE'S CROCKPOT CHICKEN MARENGO AND....EVER THE HISTORY JOCK, REFLECTED 'THERE IS NO 'CHICKEN WATERLOO'....

Jimbuna · 05-26-19, 08:04 AM

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Jimbuna · 05-27-19, 07:18 AM

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Jimbuna · 05-28-19, 06:20 AM

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Aktungbby · 05-29-19, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

I was addicted to the hoky-poky, but I turned myself around.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

What if the Hokie Pokie is what it's all about?

EGAD! SOMEBODY AT APPLE READS MY

POSTS!

Catfish · 05-29-19, 01:46 PM

^ you do not expect me to buy ANYTHING from Apple after that spot?
Sorry, i am not hip enough

Jimbuna · 05-30-19, 04:54 AM

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Aktungbby · 05-30-19, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

"U put you put your left leg in; U put your right arm in...and U do the higher count! That's what it's all about!:"

fireftr18 · 05-30-19, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

You can count on your fingers only so far, then you have to count on your toes.

mapuc · 05-30-19, 05:02 PM

Under certain circumstances I can count to 21

Markus

Jimbuna · 05-31-19, 05:30 AM

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

Jimbuna · 06-01-19, 09:52 AM

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Jimbuna · 06-02-19, 07:48 AM

Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

05-24-19, 05:48 AM	#8416
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-25-19, 07:01 AM	#8417
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-25-19, 01:34 PM	#8418
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,886 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	THE FRUITS OF VICTORY AFTER A DAY OF SAILING, I ENJOYED MY WIFE'S CROCKPOT CHICKEN MARENGO AND....EVER THE HISTORY JOCK, REFLECTED 'THERE IS NO 'CHICKEN WATERLOO'.... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

05-26-19, 08:04 AM	#8419
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-27-19, 07:18 AM	#8420
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-28-19, 06:20 AM	#8421
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-29-19, 01:46 PM	#8423
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ you do not expect me to buy ANYTHING from Apple after that spot? Sorry, i am not hip enough __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

05-30-19, 04:54 AM	#8424
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

05-30-19, 05:02 PM	#8427
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 17,922 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Under certain circumstances I can count to 21 Markus

05-31-19, 05:30 AM	#8428
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

06-01-19, 09:52 AM	#8429
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

06-02-19, 07:48 AM	#8430
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)