Subsim Truckers - Page 7

Wolferz · 04-22-14, 01:42 PM

You boys go ahead and clog the airwaves with some ratchet jawing and call a trucker "Good Buddy"

He'll seek you out for some aggressive education because a Good Buddy is a fellow who goes and gets a blow job and brings one back for you.

How many lot lizards have you had approach you, Neal?

I once saw a fine little blonde in a T-Bird pass me out in Nevada that bore a personal license plate that read... "I STRIP"
Wish I could have caught up with her.

AVGWarhawk · 04-22-14, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

How many lot lizards have you had approach you, Neal?

Keep it in your pants. Itchy rash at 75 mph with a full load on is no fun at all.

swamprat69er · 04-22-14, 03:26 PM

I was cruisin' up I-75 in Michigan on Fathers Day a few years ago, bored to death, an older station wagon passed me. I didn't think anything of it at the time.....Just another 4 wheeler...I caught up with it, he was still in the hammer lane, I got about half way past it and he sped up a little so that the drivers' door of the truck was even with the passenger door of the car. He gave the little toot of the horn, I looked down (cab over) and his passenger flashed me the biggest set of hooters I had seen in a while...Made my day!

Wolferz · 04-22-14, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Keep it in your pants. Itchy rash at 75 mph with a full load on is no fun at all.

Schneider trucks won't do 75 MPH. Though he'll wish it did if he ever gets a close up look at one of those lot lizards

swamprat69er · 04-22-14, 05:46 PM

The sleeper creeper I saw on the Northbound side of I-75 at top of the hill at Jellico was a looker. Her Mother on the South Bound side wasn't too hard on the eyes, either.

Red October1984 · 04-22-14, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Red, if you live on a hill, then get yourself a kick butt base station and a real good antenna. OR better still, get your Amateur Radio Operators certification and talk all over the world. (HAM License)

I do....but I mainly want one for road trips, coordination between my friend and me when we're driving separately. It's a lot easier than using a cell phone. Also, lot of them come with NOAA weather channels...it'd be good for emergencies and better than the emergency service scanner app i have on my phone.

HAM sounds expensive. I've got all the classroom work done to operate some VHF radios for Civil Air Patrol...just need an evaluation and signature by the Communications Officer to be certified...I'm thinking of doing the Advanced and Master ratings.

swamprat69er · 04-22-14, 08:35 PM

HAM is expensive.
I am certified in Canada on land and marine.

smolfri · 04-22-14, 09:00 PM

I'm sitting at a customer in Boardman Oregon waiting to be loaded for my back haul home to Ontario Canada and came across this thread. I thought i would step out and take a pic of my truck. I also thought i should add a pic of my loyal co-driver.

Keep-er shiny side up and safe hunting

swamprat69er · 04-22-14, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by smolfri

I'm sitting at a customer in Boardman Oregon waiting to be loaded for my back haul home to Ontario Canada and came across this thread. I thought i would step out and take a pic of my truck. I also thought i should add a pic of my loyal co-driver.

Keep-er shiny side up and safe hunting

I'll bet your co-driver never complains about the way you drive.

Aktungbby · 04-22-14, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I was thinking about renewing my passport, but if I did, I would be tempted to travel again, and I am trying to save $$$.

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

If you're going to hop the border into Canada, it's best to have a certified copy of your birth certificate for when you come back south.

NO NEED! I just renewed my passport so I can get to my retirement/escape home in OBAN, Scotland. The Passport book is now issued with an optional passport card (same size as your DL) good for all US citizen all land travel between Canada And Mexico; The original booklet with visa pages is still for air travel. The card was a few bucks extra but is the finest ID on the planet and very state-of-the-art counterfeit-wise.

Goes nicely in the laserproof stainless wallet alongside the DL!

Onkel Neal · 04-22-14, 09:43 PM

Oh man, gross. Let's keep this thread, clean, ok?

swamprat69er · 04-22-14, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Oh man, gross. Let's keep this thread, clean, ok?

What gross??

smolfri · 04-22-14, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I'll bet your co-driver never complains about the way you drive.

Nope lol Best co-driver ive ever had. Great company and never complains when we are heading into the mountains with a sure thing chain up coming. Or said "O man... LA again"

I do have one complaint though. I have not been able to eat full snack to my self in over a year

Oberon · 04-22-14, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

What gross??

80,000lbs gross ought to do it.

Anyway, you truckers, feel for the long distance coach drivers, they do mileage and have to deal with the great unwashed whinging behind them.

At least cargo doesn't complain, well...it might moo, cluck, neigh or bleat in some countries...

smolfri · 04-22-14, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

What gross??

That's what i was wondering?

04-22-14, 01:42 PM	#91
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	You boys go ahead and clog the airwaves with some ratchet jawing and call a trucker "Good Buddy" He'll seek you out for some aggressive education because a Good Buddy is a fellow who goes and gets a blow job and brings one back for you. How many lot lizards have you had approach you, Neal? I once saw a fine little blonde in a T-Bird pass me out in Nevada that bore a personal license plate that read... "I STRIP" Wish I could have caught up with her. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-22-14, 03:26 PM	#93
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I was cruisin' up I-75 in Michigan on Fathers Day a few years ago, bored to death, an older station wagon passed me. I didn't think anything of it at the time.....Just another 4 wheeler...I caught up with it, he was still in the hammer lane, I got about half way past it and he sped up a little so that the drivers' door of the truck was even with the passenger door of the car. He gave the little toot of the horn, I looked down (cab over) and his passenger flashed me the biggest set of hooters I had seen in a while...Made my day! __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

04-22-14, 05:46 PM	#95
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	The sleeper creeper I saw on the Northbound side of I-75 at top of the hill at Jellico was a looker. Her Mother on the South Bound side wasn't too hard on the eyes, either. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

04-22-14, 08:35 PM	#97
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	HAM is expensive. I am certified in Canada on land and marine. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

04-22-14, 09:43 PM	#101
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,284 Downloads: 534 Uploads: 224	Oh man, gross. Let's keep this thread, clean, ok? __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web