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11-17-18, 06:22 AM | #526 |
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What’s green and Invisible?
This cucumber.
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11-17-18, 08:01 AM | #527 |
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Dog 911 Operator : This is dog 911. What is your emergency?
Dog: It's my ball! It rolled under the couch! Dog 911 Operator: Keep calm. Have you tried barking at it? Dog: Yes, but it is still stuck under there! Dog 911 Operator: OMG! Dog: OMG! OMG!
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11-18-18, 08:41 AM | #528 |
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Can’t believe how long my Iphone is taking to charge. It’s been soaking in Apple Juice for about 8 hours now but still nothing is coming up on the screen.
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11-19-18, 06:00 AM | #529 |
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Im selling my roof for free… I guess you can say its on the house!
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11-19-18, 02:03 PM | #530 |
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An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile walk into McDonalds and interrupt a half-naked man eating a burger. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, “We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of a hallucinogenic nature, Sir.”
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11-20-18, 09:44 AM | #531 |
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Got a new job today following in my fathers footsteps… I’ve become a minesweeper.
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11-21-18, 08:03 AM | #532 |
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We only have 2 minutes left before we die… but every time you breath it resets the clock.
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11-22-18, 07:44 AM | #533 |
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Spent the whole of last night sitting in bed thinking about the sun and where it comes from …. and then it dawned on me.
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11-22-18, 10:43 AM | #534 |
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I’ll never forget my first week as a detective, it was terrifying. I kept seeing ghosts at every crime scene but then I found out they actually use white blankets to cover the dead.
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11-23-18, 06:39 AM | #535 |
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Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently for being a cereal killer.
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11-23-18, 06:49 AM | #536 |
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VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name
UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine
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11-23-18, 08:09 AM | #537 |
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Bond films to last 30% longer with scenes of his passport being more heavily scrutinised between exotic European locales.
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11-23-18, 08:30 AM | #538 |
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^ i see you found the site
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11-24-18, 07:15 AM | #539 |
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11-25-18, 07:15 AM | #540 |
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What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?
That would explain Captain Hook.
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