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STEED · 08-19-17, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

We have the perfect system, if our cat comes in wet and crying it's raining, when the cat's outside the weather is good, and when it flies by the window there's a storm. Easy.

Sounds to me far more accurate than weather forecasters.

STEED · 08-19-17, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Due

Sticking my head out?! In this weather? Are you mad, sir?

Mad dogs and Englishmen.

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Today I ate seafood buffets with everything like lobster, crab, shrimp, oysters, mussels and a great deal what the sea can deliver, and it was delicious.

You do know sewage gets pumps into the sea don't you?

Gerald · 08-19-17, 08:50 PM

^sewage plant are all over the planet!

Alexander452 · 08-20-17, 02:16 AM

LEGO is 82 years old

Von Due · 08-20-17, 03:38 AM

A trip to have my eyes checked is on the schedule. Had to put down the soldering iron when the circuit board was a blurry haze and the iron tip felt a strong attraction to the wrong components...

STEED · 08-20-17, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

^sewage plant are all over the planet!

And you still eat sea food from the sea!

Jimbuna · 08-20-17, 12:56 PM

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

Aktungbby · 08-20-17, 05:20 PM

He thought U said 'Thin booty'!

Jimbuna · 08-21-17, 05:07 AM

Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

STEED · 08-21-17, 07:15 AM

A good boss will tell you yes have the day off, a bad boss will tell you yes have the day off and don't forget to pick up your P45 on the way out.

Jimbuna · 08-21-17, 10:31 AM

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Alexander452 · 08-21-17, 11:09 AM

Math = Mental Abuse To Humans

STEED · 08-21-17, 12:15 PM

A good boss will tell you yes you can go off ill, a bad boss will tell you yes you can stay off ill with no sick pay.

Von Due · 08-21-17, 12:57 PM

Reading up on recent events, my old Windows 98 computer doesn't seem all that bad now. It hard crashed only once a week.

Jimbuna · 08-22-17, 12:32 PM

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

08-19-17, 08:50 PM	#7368
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,223 Downloads: 548 Uploads: 0	^sewage plant are all over the planet! __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

08-20-17, 02:16 AM	#7369
Alexander452 Swabbie Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: Denmark Posts: 8 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	LEGO is 82 years old __________________ Think Bullets

08-20-17, 12:56 PM	#7372
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,284 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-20-17, 05:20 PM	#7373
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,870 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	He thought U said 'Thin booty'! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

08-21-17, 05:07 AM	#7374
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,284 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-20-17, 03:38 AM	#7370
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,660 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	A trip to have my eyes checked is on the schedule. Had to put down the soldering iron when the circuit board was a blurry haze and the iron tip felt a strong attraction to the wrong components...

08-21-17, 07:15 AM	#7375
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	A good boss will tell you yes have the day off, a bad boss will tell you yes have the day off and don't forget to pick up your P45 on the way out. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-21-17, 10:31 AM	#7376
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,284 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-21-17, 11:09 AM	#7377
Alexander452 Swabbie Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: Denmark Posts: 8 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Math = Mental Abuse To Humans __________________ Think Bullets

08-21-17, 12:15 PM	#7378
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	A good boss will tell you yes you can go off ill, a bad boss will tell you yes you can stay off ill with no sick pay. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-21-17, 12:57 PM	#7379
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,660 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Reading up on recent events, my old Windows 98 computer doesn't seem all that bad now. It hard crashed only once a week.

08-22-17, 12:32 PM	#7380
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,284 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)