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vienna · 07-03-19, 04:34 PM

Auto-correct is a two-edged sword; yesterday I saw a flyer posted in my complex correcting a previous error in an earlier flyer; the first paragraph opened with: "We apologize for any incontinence our previous posting may have caused..."...

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fireftr18 · 07-03-19, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

I resemble that remark.

Jimbuna · 07-04-19, 08:45 AM

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

Jimbuna · 07-05-19, 05:01 AM

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

Jimbuna · 07-06-19, 05:24 AM

When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.

Jimbuna · 07-07-19, 07:22 AM

If anyone needs an ark, I happen to Noah guy.

Jimbuna · 07-08-19, 06:38 AM

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

Jimbuna · 07-09-19, 08:52 AM

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

Jimbuna · 07-10-19, 09:55 AM

It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right.

Catfish · 07-10-19, 03:23 PM

Putin thinks liberals should stop dictating to people how to live.
Conceptually confused as we are, we have so far thought that they are autocrats who dictate to people how to live.

Jimbuna · 07-11-19, 07:49 AM

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

Catfish · 07-11-19, 08:18 AM

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success and celebrate your victory.

Catfish · 07-11-19, 08:45 AM

Eagles may soar,
but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

Aktungbby · 07-11-19, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success and celebrate your victory.

At 68...success is getting up in the morning; victory is climbing back into your own bed the evening of the same day!

vienna · 07-11-19, 02:32 PM

George Burns, when asked about his longevity, used to say "I wake up in the morning, put on my robe, go downstairs, get the morning paper. Then I got to the kitchen, prepare a martini and get out a cigar. I open the paper first to the obituaries. If I'm not listed in the obituaries, I drink the martini and light up the cigar. The rest of the day is gravy"...

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07-03-19, 04:34 PM	#8476
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,507 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Auto-correct is a two-edged sword; yesterday I saw a flyer posted in my complex correcting a previous error in an earlier flyer; the first paragraph opened with: "We apologize for any incontinence our previous posting may have caused..."... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

07-04-19, 08:45 AM	#8478
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-05-19, 05:01 AM	#8479
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-06-19, 05:24 AM	#8480
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-07-19, 07:22 AM	#8481
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If anyone needs an ark, I happen to Noah guy. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-08-19, 06:38 AM	#8482
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-09-19, 08:52 AM	#8483
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-10-19, 09:55 AM	#8484
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-10-19, 03:23 PM	#8485
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Putin thinks liberals should stop dictating to people how to live. Conceptually confused as we are, we have so far thought that they are autocrats who dictate to people how to live. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

07-11-19, 07:49 AM	#8486
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,334 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-11-19, 08:18 AM	#8487
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	If at first you don't succeed, redefine success and celebrate your victory. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

07-11-19, 08:45 AM	#8488
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

07-11-19, 02:32 PM	#8490
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,507 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	George Burns, when asked about his longevity, used to say "I wake up in the morning, put on my robe, go downstairs, get the morning paper. Then I got to the kitchen, prepare a martini and get out a cigar. I open the paper first to the obituaries. If I'm not listed in the obituaries, I drink the martini and light up the cigar. The rest of the day is gravy"... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __