Thoughts? - Page 19

Aktungbby · 09-26-18, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catfish

You may not like the answer..

WELL I CAST A GIANT SHADOW....THEY SHOULD CALL IT ...NICHTOPHOBIA!

STEED · 09-26-18, 10:02 AM

I had a good think should I do the dusting and decided yes as no one else is going to do it. I am now thinking yes looks better, glad I did it.

vienna · 09-26-18, 01:30 PM

So, you've had a bit of a self dust-up?...

<O>

Sailor Steve · 09-26-18, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

You know why no one has ever asked that question before?

Because no one has ever thought of it

I guess you didn't get my reference. That question was part of Steven Wright's comedy routine back in the '80s. So, someone has asked it before.

vienna · 09-26-18, 03:28 PM

I think this is the answer:

<O>

09-26-18, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleiente

If you do not know the answer (theoretically) yourself.

Although - this is Wax, we have completely forgotten the gravitational forces...

And I thought I was the only drunk guy here...

Mr Quatro · 09-26-18, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I guess you didn't get my reference. That question was part of Steven Wright's comedy routine back in the '80s. So, someone has asked it before.

Well excuse me

Not in my circles ... you worldly guys are all the same

09-26-18, 04:17 PM

Ähmm... naja

Commander Wallace · 09-26-18, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I think Stephen Wright knows. Or at least he thinks he does.

If you are a fan of Steven Wright humor, you should have asked: If you are traveling at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, will they do anything ?

vienna · 09-26-18, 05:10 PM

Yes...

<O>

Reece · 09-26-18, 09:03 PM

You are correct Vienna, there is no speed of dark!!

It is nothing, void of light!

Sailor Steve · 09-26-18, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Commander Wallace

If you are a fan of Steven Wright humor, you should have asked: If you are traveling at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, will they do anything ?

I couldn't. After I posted I looked up some Steven Wright videos on YouTube and spent the next three hours laughing.

Sometimes I'll see someone post a page of his one-liners, without credit, and I always respond with a link to one video or another. It's so much funnier to watch him deliver this stuff rather than reading it.

Jimbuna · 09-27-18, 07:29 AM

If you strike upon a thought that baffles you, break off from that entanglement and try another, so shall your wits be fresh to start again.

Commander Wallace · 09-27-18, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I couldn't. After I posted I looked up some Steven Wright videos on YouTube and spent the next three hours laughing.

Sometimes I'll see someone post a page of his one-liners, without credit, and I always respond with a link to one video or another. It's so much funnier to watch him deliver this stuff rather than reading it.

Steven Wright was always one of my favorite comedians. The dead pan delivery was just as funny as his routine. Maybe the best thing about him is the fact that he doesn't need to use vulgar language and off color humor to be funny. Good stuff.

a number of the the players on Saturday night live were always good too. Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Dan Akroyd, Steve Martin, John Belushi, Martin Short, Gilda Radner.....
Good stuff too.

As a gift, someone got me the DVD collection of Saturday Night Live.

Jimbuna · 09-28-18, 06:37 AM

The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I had a good think should I do the dusting and decided yes as no one else is going to do it. I am now thinking yes looks better, glad I did it. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Bleiente Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Ähmm... naja

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