The Bilge - Page 67

Aktungbby · 01-07-15, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

I see she's enjoying playing with my big hose.

She does seem to have a handle on the situation...Let's hope that gizmo isn't cutting edge technology...

Wolferz · 01-09-15, 06:42 AM

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I see she's enjoying playing with my big hose.

You may want to wrap your lips around a ...

The fire appears fully involved behind her.

The ladies fire brigade will salute you...

Aktungbby · 01-09-15, 12:30 PM

Real reality

Wolferz · 01-09-15, 05:37 PM

Real reality?
Everybody knows that the dog stays in the firehouse or in the cab of the pumper.

fireftr18 · 01-09-15, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Real reality?
Everybody knows that the dog stays in the firehouse or in the cab of the pumper.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...me-safety.html

By the way, the dog does't stay in the firehouse. The dog gets out and starts chasing all the cute girl dogs and well, make fire dog puppies.

Jimbuna · 01-10-15, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...me-safety.html

By the way, the dog does't stay in the firehouse. The dog gets out and starts chasing all the cute girl dogs and well, make fire dog puppies.

Tango589 · 01-10-15, 09:28 AM

Don't forget, we've got the birthday gig on Monday. I hope you're all in fine singing voice, got your dancing clogs ready and have your instruments to hand. If we nail this, it can only lead to bigger and better things!

Aktung, what's the status on the transport, gas, towable khazi etc.?

Armistead · 01-10-15, 09:59 AM

Do I get a solo this time....La Laaaaaa

Tango589 · 01-10-15, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Do I get a solo this time....La Laaaaaa

Yes, yes you do. Are we taking the boats rooster as our lucky mascot?

Aktungbby · 01-10-15, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Do I get a solo this time....La Laaaaaa

Only with a clamp on your cajónes AMIGO...we need some one for the falsetto parts that can really hit the high notes and Donna ain't around just now. Of course if you're already a 'highly prized' castrato...Jeeze you can do the soprano parts too!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrato We'll even include " The Capons go Rolling Along" in the repertôire fer ya!

Wolferz · 01-11-15, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Yes, yes you do. Are we taking the boats rooster as our lucky mascot?

Not a good idea. Armistead's first attempt at putting a feather in his cap...

Was a bit traumatic and only resulted in a little bird poop on the coif.

Bird brain?

Armistead · 01-11-15, 10:22 AM

C'mon, I sing the Southern National Anthem yearly at our local watermelon spitting contest..." Oh, I wish I was in Dixie...." and I often sing the closing hymn at the Hardrock Independent Fundamental Baptist Church......" I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey flows....."

I'm really the only one that has experience in front of large crowds....

Wolferz · 01-11-15, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

C'mon, I sing the Southern National Anthem yearly at our local watermelon spitting contest..." Oh, I wish I was in Dixie...." and I often sing the closing hymn at the Hardrock Independent Fundamental Baptist Church......" I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey flows....."

I'm really the only one that has experience in front of large crowds....

So, you want to do this one without backup, is that it?

Have at it, sir.

We have yet to beat you in a curtain munching and scenery chewing contest. AKA a play.

Aktungbby · 01-11-15, 12:53 PM

[QUOTE=Armistead;2276963]." and I often sing the closing hymn at the Hardrock Independent Fundamental Baptist Church......" I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey flows....."

I'm really the only one that has experience in front of large crowds....[/QUOTE]HEY I do see IT NOW! A Bilge Quartet:

http://www.cleveland.com/music/index.ssf/2010/04/musical_cutups_hot_air_buffoon.html

Armistead · 01-11-15, 01:08 PM

See they had to go down to the Ebenezer African Church across town to find some singing talent for the white church.....

01-09-15, 12:30 PM	#993
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,868 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Not those Femme Flambe Fatales Real reality __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

01-09-15, 05:37 PM	#994
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Real reality? Everybody knows that the dog stays in the firehouse or in the cab of the pumper. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-10-15, 09:28 AM	#997
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,358 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Don't forget, we've got the birthday gig on Monday. I hope you're all in fine singing voice, got your dancing clogs ready and have your instruments to hand. If we nail this, it can only lead to bigger and better things! Aktung, what's the status on the transport, gas, towable khazi etc.? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

01-10-15, 09:59 AM	#998
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Do I get a solo this time....La Laaaaaa __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

01-11-15, 10:22 AM	#1002
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	C'mon, I sing the Southern National Anthem yearly at our local watermelon spitting contest..." Oh, I wish I was in Dixie...." and I often sing the closing hymn at the Hardrock Independent Fundamental Baptist Church......" I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey flows....." I'm really the only one that has experience in front of large crowds.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

01-11-15, 12:53 PM	#1004
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,868 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	[QUOTE=Armistead;2276963]." and I often sing the closing hymn at the Hardrock Independent Fundamental Baptist Church......" I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey flows....." I'm really the only one that has experience in front of large crowds....[/QUOTE]HEY I do see IT NOW! A Bilge Quartet: http://www.cleveland.com/music/index.ssf/2010/04/musical_cutups_hot_air_buffoon.html __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

01-11-15, 01:08 PM	#1005
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	See they had to go down to the Ebenezer African Church across town to find some singing talent for the white church..... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.