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[Jimbuna]

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

[Jimbuna]

Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

[Jimbuna]

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.

[Jimbuna]

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

[Jimbuna]

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

[Catfish]

The strong feed upon the weak. It's such an obligingly simple rule.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Catfish

The strong feed upon the weak. It's such an obligingly simple rule.

CATFISH! U OLD KRAUT MALTHUSIAN!

Originally Posted by MEIN KAMPF

The annual increase of population in Germany amounts to almost 900,000 souls. The difficulties of providing for this army of new citizens must grow from year to year and must finally lead to a catastrophe, unless ways and means are found which will forestall the danger of misery and hunger. But if that policy be carried out the final results must be that such a nation will eventually terminate its own existence on this earth; for though man may defy the eternal laws of procreation during a certain period, vengeance will follow sooner or later. A stronger race will oust that which has grown weak; for the vital urge, in its ultimate form, will burst asunder all the absurd chains of this so-called humane consideration for the individual and will replace it with the humanity of Nature, which wipes out what is weak in order to give place to the strong. But if that policy be carried out the final results must be that such a nation will eventually terminate its own existence on this earth; for though man may defy the eternal laws of procreation during a certain period, vengeance will follow sooner or later. A stronger race will oust that which has grown weak; for the vital urge, in its ultimate form, will burst asunder all the absurd chains of this so-called humane consideration for the individual and will replace it with the humanity of Nature, which wipes out what is weak in order to give place to the strong. Of course people will not voluntarily make that accommodation. At this point the right of self-preservation comes into effect. And when attempts to settle the difficulty in an amicable way are rejected the clenched hand must take by force that which was refused to the open hand of friendship. If in the past our ancestors had based their political decisions on similar pacifist nonsense as our present generation does, we should not possess more than one-third of the national territory that we possess to-day and probably there would be no German nation to worry about its future in Europe.

https://www.econlib.org/archives/2005/03/hitlers_argumen.html IE: NUTHIN' GUTEN GOES OUTTA STYLE BBY

[Catfish]

Next, wait for my conquest

Seriously, at least one who found the source
Although i mean this critically.. to warn about letting any human or nation get too strong.

[Jimbuna]

You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!

[Catfish]

You have 4 worms.

You put the first in a glass of Whiskey.
You put the second one in container of nicotine.
You put the third in a glass of sperm.
You put the fourth in a glass of mineral water.

After a day you look what happened to the worms.
You find out that all are dead, except the one in the mineral water.

What does this tell you?
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Who drinks, smokes and has sex never gets worms.

[Jimbuna]

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

[vienna]

Happy National Procrastination Day 1987!...








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[Jimbuna]

Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.

[Jimbuna]

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

[Aktungbby]

I was addicted to the hoky-poky, but I turned myself around.