What Are You Doing In Real Life II - Page 16

Commander Wallace · 12-05-16, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Did I ever tell you about my colonoscopy? Well, today I went for a cystoscopy and I'm pissing needles right now. The doctor doing it looked like the bloke on the left... but it feels like it was done by the bloke on the right

Just saw this. I hope you're doing better now and on the mend.

Eichhörnchen · 12-05-16, 10:29 AM

Thanks... that's more sympathy than I got from Moonlight. It's still a bit sore... do you have "Dyno-Rod" in the US? That's what it was like

Catfish · 12-05-16, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Thanks... that's more sympathy than I got from Moonlight. It's still a bit sore... do you have "Dyno-Rod" in the US? That's what it was like

Uh, you have my sympathy, but "dyno-rod" ?!
I googled and ..

150 feet

I have to re-assess the image i had of you

Commander Wallace · 12-05-16, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Thanks... that's more sympathy than I got from Moonlight. It's still a bit sore... do you have "Dyno-Rod" in the US? That's what it was like

I'm not familiar with the term " Dyno rod " in a medical application but understand what a Cystoscopy is. I cringed when I read that. I know you are hurting from the procedure. Hopefully they used the proper instrument and not a potato or orange peeler.

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Originally Posted by Catfish

Uh, you have my sympathy, but "dyno-rod" ?!
I googled and ..

150 feet

I have to re-assess the image i had of you

Hadn't seen you in a while Kai. welcome back. Now, if only we could find Vienna.

Moonlight · 12-05-16, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Thanks... that's more sympathy than I got from Moonlight. It's still a bit sore... do you have "Dyno-Rod" in the US? That's what it was like

What the hell are you talking about Mr Squirrel, I thought I was the most helpful person on the forum.

Who else on here gave you a recipe to soothe your sore little problem eh, none other than me Mr Squirrel, and I got that from that wonderful hottie of hotties Mary Poppins.

The least you could have done is watch the video and perv over her like I do, but oh no, all you do is tell me to, and I quote

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

@ Moonlight: Bollocks!

Its no bloody wonder that you're still a bit sore old boy, and if I decided to pay you a visit you ungrateful bleedin squirrel you'd have some sore nuts to go with it as well.

Eichhörnchen · 12-05-16, 05:10 PM

"I think that should be quite long enough for the job, Bert!"

Aktungbby · 12-05-16, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Thanks... that's more sympathy than I got from Moonlight. It's still a bit sore... do you have "Dyno-Rod" in the US? That's what it was like

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Originally Posted by Moonlight

What the hell are you talking about Mr Squirrel, I thought I was the most helpful person on the forum.

Who else on here gave you a recipe to soothe your sore little problem eh, none other than me Mr Squirrel, and I got that from that wonderful hottie of hotties Mary Poppins.

The least you could have done is watch the video and perv over her like I do, but oh no, all you do is tell me to, and I quote

Its no bloody wonder that you're still a bit sore old boy, and if I decided to pay you a visit you ungrateful bleedin squirrel you'd have some sore nuts to go with it as well.

JEEZE! Moonlight is forgetting the post that got him swiftly nominated (by me

) into the Bilge http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2337362#post2337362 Get past this and Dyno-Rod is the least of your problems!

Eichhörnchen · 12-05-16, 06:08 PM

I got shafted last week too: our car got totalled on Friday (my wife was driving and she's fine) so I was crawling around under a used Vauxhall Astra this morning.

As if I ain't got enough on my plate already: viewing our son's new school this afternoon, bum doctor tomorrow and 'The Man From The Pru' coming on Wednesday. So no time for Whac-A-Squirrel this week, unfortunately...

Jimbuna · 12-05-16, 06:41 PM

We give thanks for small mercies.

Aktungbby · 12-06-16, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I got shafted last week too: our car got totalled on Friday (my wife was driving and she's fine) so I was crawling around under a used Vauxhall Astra this morning.

on Wednesday. So no time for Whac-A-Squirrel this week, unfortunately...

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

We give thanks for small mercies.

The large mercy; his wife is unhurt; the Christmas gift came early!

Moonlight · 12-06-16, 03:13 PM

Please send my kind regards to Mrs Squirrel Mr Squirrel, this does not extend to you though, at the moment Mr Squirrel you're almost at the top of my 2017 hit list.

It would be in your best interests and also your health to show some proper respect to a Captain of the forum matey, Moonlight walks off muttering you bleedin ungrateful flea infested squirrel you.

Eichhörnchen · 12-06-16, 03:20 PM

Merry Christmas to you, too

Commander Wallace · 12-06-16, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I got shafted last week too: our car got totalled on Friday (my wife was driving and she's fine) so I was crawling around under a used Vauxhall Astra this morning.

As if I ain't got enough on my plate already: viewing our son's new school this afternoon, bum doctor tomorrow and 'The Man From The Pru' coming on Wednesday. So no time for Whac-A-Squirrel this week, unfortunately...

That's a pretty " full plate " . It's good to hear your wife is doing well after the accident and was unharmed.

Best wishes on getting everything resolved.

Eichhörnchen · 12-06-16, 04:56 PM

Thanks, CW... started decorating the Christmas tree this evening, so getting back to normal now.

Mr Quatro · 12-06-16, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Thanks, CW... started decorating the Christmas tree this evening, so getting back to normal now.

Can't sit down yet, uh?

12-05-16, 10:29 AM	#227
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,763 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Thanks... that's more sympathy than I got from Moonlight. It's still a bit sore... do you have "Dyno-Rod" in the US? That's what it was like __________________

12-05-16, 05:10 PM	#231
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,763 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"I think that should be quite long enough for the job, Bert!" __________________

12-05-16, 06:08 PM	#233
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,763 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I got shafted last week too: our car got totalled on Friday (my wife was driving and she's fine) so I was crawling around under a used Vauxhall Astra this morning. As if I ain't got enough on my plate already: viewing our son's new school this afternoon, bum doctor tomorrow and 'The Man From The Pru' coming on Wednesday. So no time for Whac-A-Squirrel this week, unfortunately... __________________

12-05-16, 06:41 PM	#234
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	We give thanks for small mercies. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-06-16, 03:13 PM	#236
Moonlight Admiral Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,144 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	Please send my kind regards to Mrs Squirrel Mr Squirrel, this does not extend to you though, at the moment Mr Squirrel you're almost at the top of my 2017 hit list. It would be in your best interests and also your health to show some proper respect to a Captain of the forum matey, Moonlight walks off muttering you bleedin ungrateful flea infested squirrel you. __________________

12-06-16, 03:20 PM	#237
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,763 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Merry Christmas to you, too __________________

12-06-16, 04:56 PM	#239
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,763 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Thanks, CW... started decorating the Christmas tree this evening, so getting back to normal now. __________________