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06-12-20, 04:35 AM | #1951 |
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Caesar and Brutus got a take away pizza.
When they got home Caesar noticed there were 2 slices missing. He turns to Brutus and says...........
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06-12-20, 05:12 AM | #1952 | ||
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Yes it is is a dialect joke which seldom translates well Euripides - you rip a dese - you rip a these - you rip these. Eumendies - you mend a deses - you mend a these - you mend these Dialect jokes rarely translate well across languages.
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06-12-20, 05:14 AM | #1953 | |
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I would imagine he would have said Éklepses tin pítsa mou?
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06-12-20, 06:21 AM | #1954 |
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Actually it's not that sophisticated.
He just said " Et Tu Brutus?" .......you had to be there, as they say.
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06-12-20, 06:32 AM | #1955 |
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re EW: .. ate two, Brute ..
edit ok too late and thanks for the explanations
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06-12-20, 06:34 AM | #1956 |
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I wonder why i always got two in Rome, when i ordered Martini
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06-12-20, 10:32 AM | #1957 |
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A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.
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06-12-20, 10:34 AM | #1958 |
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Went shopping last week to try and find some camouflage trousers, couldn’t find any.
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06-12-20, 11:16 AM | #1959 |
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Sargent said to Paddy, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning," Paddy replied, "Oh thank you sir."
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06-12-20, 11:43 PM | #1960 |
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Some bloke just told me I have no culture. Hah I told him. Michaelangelo didn't paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling all by himself, he had his 3 brothers to help him.
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06-13-20, 04:46 AM | #1961 |
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I went to a psychic the other day and asker her if I was gonna go to jail in the future….. She said no so I robbed her.
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06-13-20, 04:48 AM | #1962 |
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Since his release on bail Oscar Pistorious has decided to spend the weekend clay pigeon shooting to relax. So far he’s accidentally killed 2 elephants and shot a Jeep that was on safari.
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06-13-20, 11:37 AM | #1963 |
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And I guess they were all in his lavatory, with the door closed..
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06-13-20, 12:43 PM | #1964 |
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Pure coincidence or so he reckons
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06-14-20, 03:12 AM | #1965 |
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The inventor of the Slot Machine tried for months to work out how to make it work and then finally the Penny dropped.
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