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Old 08-02-17, 07:02 PM   #7321
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But I like plonk!!
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Old 08-03-17, 07:08 AM   #7322
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Old 08-03-17, 09:26 AM   #7323
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Reading how a fugitive is asking the police to remove the mugshot from their wanted list as it is unflattering. Next up: Man storms into bank wielding a gun, shouting "turn off the cameras! I have a bad hair day!". Reality, reality, what are we going to do with you?
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Old 08-05-17, 08:52 AM   #7325
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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
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Old 08-06-17, 10:22 AM   #7326
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Today as it was thousands of years ago.
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Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
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Old 08-07-17, 11:43 AM   #7328
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“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.”
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^ not entirely unrelated:

If you understand the relation between a pencil and a music cassette,
it is high time for a colonoscopy.
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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Been running a little low on the Charmin, Steed?...





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The best thing about living in Switzerland is the fact that the flag is a big plus.
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