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07-09-18, 06:52 AM | #8056 |
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If good things come to those who wait then is being put into prison really a punishment?
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07-10-18, 01:14 PM | #8057 |
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
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07-10-18, 01:28 PM | #8058 |
Starte das Auto
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Original Hundred-Acre Wood map sold at auction
https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-br...-idUKKBN1K020W
Just wondering what they'd get for my old map of the Bollock-Acher Wood
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07-11-18, 07:38 AM | #8059 |
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My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
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07-15-18, 07:52 AM | #8060 |
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Definition of Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
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07-20-18, 04:05 AM | #8061 |
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The Miss Universe Contest is rigged. It's always a bloody human that wins.
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07-20-18, 09:06 AM | #8062 |
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God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
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07-21-18, 06:30 AM | #8063 |
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Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in the house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore.
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07-22-18, 06:34 AM | #8064 |
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When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs.
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07-23-18, 03:38 AM | #8065 |
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I don’t always get asked out on dates but when I do it’s always April 1st.
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07-23-18, 03:27 PM | #8066 |
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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07-26-18, 04:37 PM | #8067 | |
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Pictures or it didn't happen... <O>
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07-26-18, 05:54 PM | #8068 | |
Lucky Jack
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vienna wants to see the pictures and films.
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07-27-18, 12:56 AM | #8069 | |
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I forgot how to throw a boomerang ... but then it came back to me. In other news, I hate mac & cheese. Apparently, I'm the only one.
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07-27-18, 02:07 AM | #8070 |
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An Egyptian zoo denies having painted a donkey to look like a zebra. They were going for a tiger I suppose. |
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