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Old 07-30-17, 07:41 PM   #31
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Give one bloke the basket as well.

I got a good one ( that's what I tell all the girls ).
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Old 07-31-17, 01:00 AM   #32
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Give out all the nuts.
Then, stand in the basket.

Five nuts distributed, one nut in the basket.
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Old 07-31-17, 01:32 AM   #33
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( Good one, razark! True, but not the right answer )

Okay, eisenwurst, you got it right... so let's see your good one
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Old 07-31-17, 02:27 AM   #34
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There's this hill with a toilet on the summit.
One guy's sitting on the bog doing his stuff. One guy's calmly walking down the hill away from the toilet. One fellow's running up the hill to the toilet in a hurry.

3 guys ok? Now. What are their nationalities????

Easier than it seems!


As for seeing my good one, Eichhornchen..........cheeky.
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Old 07-31-17, 02:50 AM   #35
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I hope you're not going to upset anyone with this

Anyway, I'm thinking hard...
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Old 07-31-17, 03:26 AM   #36
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Is the one going up a 'rushin' guy and the one coming down a 'finish' guy? Don't know about the other one.
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Old 07-31-17, 03:42 AM   #37
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Is the one going up a 'rushin' guy and the one coming down a 'finish' guy? Don't know about the other one.
Maybe he is the leader of the brown masses?
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Old 07-31-17, 07:50 PM   #38
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Is the one going up a 'rushin' guy and the one coming down a 'finish' guy? Don't know about the other one.
Nutpower. 2 out of 3 correct. the guy in a hurry is russian....rushing. the guy calming leaving is finnish......finished.

One left. I'll make it easy.

Where does this gent hail from??? 3 words in the country name. First word is what you want.

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Old 07-31-17, 07:58 PM   #39
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Maybe he is the leader of the brown masses?
'Fraid not.
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Old 08-01-17, 02:14 AM   #40
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I googled for nose-piercing pictures and got.... is he from "Pap-pooer" New Guinea?
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Old 08-01-17, 06:26 AM   #41
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a rushin', a shetlander and finnish
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Old 08-01-17, 07:02 AM   #42
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I already got the first two and only the women pierce their noses and tattoo their buttocks on Shetland
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Old 08-01-17, 08:46 AM   #43
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'Papau' New Guinea
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Old 08-01-17, 09:24 AM   #44
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'Papau' New Guinea
Gotta be
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Old 08-01-17, 11:16 AM   #45
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You guys have missed the bloody banana-boat... read post #40
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